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a generous buffet of crisps
This came up again tonight. Miss ya, @ewacat.bsky.social & @mangmangmang.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
Best way I've ever been recognised in my life, by the lovely @jessjewell.bsky.social: "Wait...is that you in the photos of @ewacat.bsky.social and @mangmangmang.bsky.social where Ewa's head is always cut off?!"

CORRECT!
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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extremely funny that Your Party is now making it to the Guardian's consumer rights column

www.theguardian.com/money/2025/d...
Your Party let me down with membership chaos
A reader found there seemed no way to cancel a subscription for Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana’s new party
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
eeeep it's round 3 draw soon. My dad is desperate not for a 'good' (in his mind: City/Utd/Liverpool) one, because he'll be in Australia for the Ashes.
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Franklin the Turtle was voiced by Noah Reid (Patrick from Schitt's Creek) when he was a kid - something tells me he may not be happy about this...
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes

every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What do I have

to help me, without spell or prayer,
endure this hour, endless, heartless, anonymous,
the death of love? Only the other hours—
the air made famous where you stood...
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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To the best of my knowledge none of the poetry in my head has ever paid any rent, they just top up the metre sometimes
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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This is one of my favorite Taskmaster things ever and a great example of what raises it from a good show to a great show. There are so many clever and just very impressive little touches that are so go easy to unnoticed. From set design to music choices it all just works to elevate the whole show.
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*heavy sigh*

#thecricket
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've been in danger of feeling needlessly intimidated by the professional company I'm keeping lately, so I did enjoy attempting to explain to a very prominent scientist earlier how (and god, I've turned into my father) the cricket isn't really something than you can have WON over the last two days.
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
uhhhhh...?!
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is like the reverse of 'you'll never guess what this is in response to'. So proud. I'm an ~influencer~
riiiight? what can i say, @hurricaneros.bsky.social is my muse
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The Cbeebies Bedtime story is the female gaze for the UK (complimentary).
Danny Dyer is doing a CBeebies Bedtime story.

“F**king hell, this opportunity is f**ing mad” Dyer said (this is a joke)
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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"WELL TELL HIM TO PUT IT BACK"
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
May circumstance grant you a boss who travels a lot. We can now add Stroopwafel to the chocolate pecan wafers from North Carolina last month to my treat compendium.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Well I had plans today but it looks like I'll be watching Will Jacks catching out Steve Smith on repeat instead #thecricket
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Turned off #thecricket for THREE MINUTES to deal with a work chat and we got a wicket. Boooo. (Yayyyyy!)
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Last night I had a slightly pie-in-the-sky aim to get up in time to catch the start of the resumed test match, go for a swim, do some Xmas shopping, then get into work (latter all on the same bus route).

Didn't catch the very start of the match or do ALL my shopping but otherwise: NAILED IT!
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was going to cap this off with a probably mistimed bit of trivia that one of the Kray twins' corneas were donated after he died, but having looked it up to verify, I think I may have just...made it up? Had a very weird dream? Always check your sources, kids!
Sign up to be an organ donor.

You will save lives.

Also your spirit will have a portal through to possess their bodies, allowing you to continue your murderous rampage from beyond the grave.

(No but seriously, you can't take it with you- be an organ donor and save lives)
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM