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George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse
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Martin Vows to Finish HotD Discourse Before Starting A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Discourse — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of George R.R. Martin’s house in Santa Fe, New Mexico, I can now confirm that the fantasy author has made a solemn vow to finish the online House of the Dragon discourse before he ...
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January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Sleepy Animator Adds Wrong ‘Bad Alien Dad’ to Episode of Invincible
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Sleepy Animator Adds Wrong ‘Bad Alien Dad’ to Episode of Invincible — Hollywood Time$
Invincible season four has been delayed after an overworked animator mistakenly added popular Dragon Ball character, Goku, to numerous episodes. Show creator and executive producer, Robert Kirkman, co...
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January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse
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January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Report: Dave Chappelle Writes First Joke in Ten Years
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Report: Dave Chappelle Writes First Joke in Ten Years — Hollywood Time$
From the bush outside of Dave Chappelle’s home in Ohio, I can now confirm that the stand-up comedian wrote a full joke for the first time since 2016. Chappelle jumped around his home in celebration, a...
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January 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Matt Damon Explains Netflix Policy for Audiences’ Low Attention - Wait Where the Fuck Are You Going? Come Back and Click the Link
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Matt Damon Explains Netflix Policy for Audiences’ Low Atte- Wait Where Are You Going? Come Back — Hollywood Time$
No time to do my cute bush line, if we don’t focus up, you’re going to open another tab or get distracted by a passing car. Matt Damon recently sat down to explain how Netflix plans movies for audienc...
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January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Our latest guest Scoop from @bwishart.bsky.social proves that while the hive mind’s full intentions with Earth may not be clear, they at least have good taste in music.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Plur1bus Hive Mind Rejects Coldplay Mega Fan
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Plur1bus Hive Mind Rejects Coldplay Mega Fan — Hollywood Time$
From a bush somewhere in San Francisco, I can now confirm the existence of a 14th human who was unable to merge with the Plur1bus hive mind. Unlike the other baker’s dozen, this individual was rejecte...
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January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Preview of some of this week's Scoops.
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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January 2026 Call for Submissions.

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January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Breaking: Sophie Turner Has Never Been in a Tomb
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Breaking: Sophie Turner Has Never Been in a Tomb — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes outside of the Tomb Raider set, I can now confirm that Sophie Turner, the new Lara Croft, has never actually been in a tomb. I caught up with Tomb Raider superfan, XxRaidMyTombxX (Raid...
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January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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A24 Funded Study Discovers New Skarsgård Variants
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A24 Funded Study Discovers New Skarsgård Variants — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of A24 HQ in NYC, I can now confirm that a recent study funded by the indie film studio has unveiled multiple new variants of Skarsgård. Terry Perry, DNA sequencing expert and lead...
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January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Writer with Hollywood Dreams Doesn’t Even Listen to ‘The Town’
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Writer with Hollywood Dreams Doesn’t Even Listen to ‘The Town’ — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes somewhere in WeHo, I can now confirm that local aspiring screenwriter, Jace Brent, has never listened to an episode of Puck’s ‘The Town with Matthew Belloni.’ I caught up with one of B...
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January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Francis Ford Coppola Hires Hitman to Eliminate Anyone Who Has Seen Megalopolis Outside of Theaters
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Francis Ford Coppola Hires Hitman to Eliminate Anyone Who Has Seen Megalopolis Outside of Theaters — Hollywood Time$
Francis Ford Coppola has hired a professional hitman to take out anyone who has viewed his latest film, Megalopolis, outside of a movie theater. Coppola confirmed his intentions with TMZ, who caught u...
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January 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast
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Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes outside of Smiling Friends Inc. HQ, I can now confirm that the Smiling Friends have been hired to make Mr. Beast smile. Co-founder and CEO of Smiling Friends Inc., The Boss, confirmed ...
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January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast
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Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes outside of Smiling Friends Inc. HQ, I can now confirm that the Smiling Friends have been hired to make Mr. Beast smile. Co-founder and CEO of Smiling Friends Inc., The Boss, confirmed ...
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January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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ICE Agents Spotted in Antarctica
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ICE Agents Spotted in Antarctica — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of the Fortress of Solitude, I can now confirm that ICE agents have been spotted in Antarctica. Jennifer Fricks, a scientist at a nearby research station, confirmed seeing the agen...
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January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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ICE Agents Spotted in Antarctica
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ICE Agents Spotted in Antarctica — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of the Fortress of Solitude, I can now confirm that ICE agents have been spotted in Antarctica. Jennifer Fricks, a scientist at a nearby research station, confirmed seeing the agen...
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January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Hollywood Executive in Shambles Following Meltdown That Failed to Bring New AI Assistant to Tears
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Hollywood Executive in Shambles Following Meltdown That Failed to Bring New AI Assistant to Tears — Hollywood Time$
From an undisclosed bush downtown, I can now confirm that super producer, Randy Riley, flipped his lid, following a tirade that failed to make his new AI assistant cry. Riley took to a live social med...
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January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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