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Nick Coffman
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Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · Jul 2
Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?
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Writer with Hollywood Dreams Doesn’t Even Listen to ‘The Town’
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Writer with Hollywood Dreams Doesn’t Even Listen to ‘The Town’ — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes somewhere in WeHo, I can now confirm that local aspiring screenwriter, Jace Brent, has never listened to an episode of Puck’s ‘The Town with Matthew Belloni.’ I caught up with one of B...
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January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Can’t say enough nice things about The Bone Temple. Fun fucking movie. Chi Lewis-Perry’s face acting in this is ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
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January 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Can’t say enough nice things about The Bone Temple. Fun fucking movie. Chi Lewis-Perry’s face acting in this is ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
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January 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Dedicating the newest scoop to #scriptsky.
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Day 4, let's go! Best songs is always my favorite category!
smashinggametime.bsky.social Smashing Game Time @smashinggametime.bsky.social · 9h
It's day 4 of Game of the Year 2025! Today we crown the new Silksong, Best Noise, and Best Song.

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The Best Video Game Music of 2025 and More
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January 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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"Make it clean. We should be able to slip on the floor."
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Ah, I see the chuds are admitting to not understanding Fallout now.
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January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Just realized they got Opie to play Kratos.
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January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Francis Ford Coppola Hires Hitman to Eliminate Anyone Who Has Seen Megalopolis Outside of Theaters
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Francis Ford Coppola Hires Hitman to Eliminate Anyone Who Has Seen Megalopolis Outside of Theaters — Hollywood Time$
Francis Ford Coppola has hired a professional hitman to take out anyone who has viewed his latest film, Megalopolis, outside of a movie theater. Coppola confirmed his intentions with TMZ, who caught u...
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January 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Finally dusting off this one in the backlog.
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Charlie and Pim bit off more than they can chew with this one.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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In Scream 37, Sidney Prescott will finally die. The movie will end with Ghostface removing their mask, revealing they are natural causes.
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January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Now accepting submissions for Hollywood Time$. Writers are paid for their work.

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January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Now accepting submissions for Hollywood Time$. Writers are paid for their work.

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January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Hell yeah BLOOD & THUNDER. Let's Fucking Go!
benitocereno.bsky.social Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 1d
BLOOD & THUNDER 9 is out today

Fwiw this issue is about an intersectional group of residents standing up to the militarized forces of an industrial magnate who is exploiting the colonized planet for its rare earth mineral resources

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The A cover to BLOOD & THUNDER 9 by EJ Su and MsassyK, showing Blood Bledsoe diving into battle wielding a spear against a mounted soldier holding a science fiction rifle
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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I mean this, Sam kicks ass and any table he calls home will thrive.
sambwrite.bsky.social Sam Watson @sambwrite.bsky.social · 8d
Hi! Rep'ed #screenwriter here, who like many others, have come close to staffing in TV writers rooms if not for a change in leadership at so and so network or general industry turmoil. Yet! Here I am, looking to staff all the same, because the commitment to writing never stops. Here's a bit about me
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast
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Smiling Friends Hired to Help Mr. Beast — Hollywood Time$
From the bushes outside of Smiling Friends Inc. HQ, I can now confirm that the Smiling Friends have been hired to make Mr. Beast smile. Co-founder and CEO of Smiling Friends Inc., The Boss, confirmed ...
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January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Charlie and Pim bit off more than they can chew with this one.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Soooo many expeditions.
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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In the newest episode of The Old SwitchAroo, we're back to start season four with two returning Zelda fans, Derick from @underratedmoviepod.bsky.social and Twitch-streamer RiRiYells, to talk about The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask for the N64 (2000).

Find it anywhere that you get your podcasts! 🎮
An NES cartridge with a label that reads "The Old SwitchAroo" and "Majora's Mask" with an illustration of Link under a large moon with a face. The additional text below the label reads "-or- Bad Moon rising" and the text to the side reads "with Derick frmo the Underrated movie podcast and RiRiYells"
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Hollywood Executive in Shambles Following Meltdown That Failed to Bring New AI Assistant to Tears
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Hollywood Executive in Shambles Following Meltdown That Failed to Bring New AI Assistant to Tears — Hollywood Time$
From an undisclosed bush downtown, I can now confirm that super producer, Randy Riley, flipped his lid, following a tirade that failed to make his new AI assistant cry. Riley took to a live social med...
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January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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ICE Agents Spotted in Antarctica
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ICE Agents Spotted in Antarctica — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of the Fortress of Solitude, I can now confirm that ICE agents have been spotted in Antarctica. Jennifer Fricks, a scientist at a nearby research station, confirmed seeing the agen...
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January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Now here it is: in color!
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Support independent media or else...
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM