Nick Coffman
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Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Comedy Writer, Jokes at @hard-drive.net
Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch
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Nick Coffman
@nickcoffman.com
· Jul 2
For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
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For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company
I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call it, Spartan Armor). This set…
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Anyone want to help out a downtrodden multi-trillion-dollar company?
Crazy that Dave Bautista still hasn’t been cast in that Gears of War movie.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Crazy that Dave Bautista still hasn’t been cast in that Gears of War movie.
Roblox
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Roblox
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Gamers™
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Gamers™
Hats off to Zootopia 2 for not making an “uncultured swine” joke. I wouldn’t have the discipline to not make that joke.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hats off to Zootopia 2 for not making an “uncultured swine” joke. I wouldn’t have the discipline to not make that joke.
Another gem from the garage.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Another gem from the garage.
Cleaning the garage.
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cleaning the garage.
The most disgusting mascots, after Gritty.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The most disgusting mascots, after Gritty.
r/watchmen is like a zoo, but instead of animals it’s the most insane individuals you’ve ever met.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
r/watchmen is like a zoo, but instead of animals it’s the most insane individuals you’ve ever met.
We don’t make movies where patrons of a diner are stopped in their tracks by ridiculous characters anymore and that’s not okay.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We don’t make movies where patrons of a diner are stopped in their tracks by ridiculous characters anymore and that’s not okay.
I don’t know all these wrestling terms.
It's Friday. You know what that means.
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!!!
This week we're breaking kayfabe and doing a lot of silly bits to try warding off the depression because we are discussing THE WRESTLER
Listen Now: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now!!!
This week we're breaking kayfabe and doing a lot of silly bits to try warding off the depression because we are discussing THE WRESTLER
Listen Now: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I don’t know all these wrestling terms.
My biggest gripe with Stranger Things throughout the years has been that just like how DBZ felt like it was always stalling for Goku to arrive and save the day, ST feels similar to that with Eleven. That said, I’ve enjoyed the new season so far.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My biggest gripe with Stranger Things throughout the years has been that just like how DBZ felt like it was always stalling for Goku to arrive and save the day, ST feels similar to that with Eleven. That said, I’ve enjoyed the new season so far.
Out of context Stranger Things
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Out of context Stranger Things
Just don’t mention the finale.
Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone
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Thanksgiving Saved From Racist Tirade After Cousin Mentions Yellowstone - Hard Drive
CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the Paramount series... Read more nonsense
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November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just don’t mention the finale.
It’s crazy the amount of folks who went for Invisigal over BB. I’m not surprised at all, but you all are wrong.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It’s crazy the amount of folks who went for Invisigal over BB. I’m not surprised at all, but you all are wrong.
Trailers aside, Zootopia 2 has the juice. Had me crying like the big bitch that I am.
Watching the trailers ahead of Zootopia 2, it’s fascinating that a company that owns everything seems to be all out of ideas.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Trailers aside, Zootopia 2 has the juice. Had me crying like the big bitch that I am.
FF8>the rest of that bullshit.
Final Fantasy 7 Fan Activates After Hearing Someone Proclaim Different Entry as Favorite
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Final Fantasy 7 Fan Activates After Hearing Someone Proclaim Different Entry as Favorite - Hard Drive
CHICAGO — Tyson Smith, a self-described Final Fantasy 7 fanatic has been activated upon hearing someone proclaim Tactics as their favorite Final... Continue reading this gem
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November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
FF8>the rest of that bullshit.
Del knows damn well he stole that cab. Lying ass shower curtain salesmen.
It's not Friday but we have an episode for you anyway!
In honor of American Thanksgiving tomorrow, we have a special bonus episode where we're doing the mess around, taking a look at PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
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In honor of American Thanksgiving tomorrow, we have a special bonus episode where we're doing the mess around, taking a look at PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES
Listen Now: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Del knows damn well he stole that cab. Lying ass shower curtain salesmen.
Watching the trailers ahead of Zootopia 2, it’s fascinating that a company that owns everything seems to be all out of ideas.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Watching the trailers ahead of Zootopia 2, it’s fascinating that a company that owns everything seems to be all out of ideas.
"I came to talk about everything," after getting pissy about Hindenburg's findings. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIX...
We Asked Roblox's C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense. | EP 163
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November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"I came to talk about everything," after getting pissy about Hindenburg's findings. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIX...
Watching the pillow fort episode of Adventure Time and……did Finn have sex with a pillow?
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November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Watching the pillow fort episode of Adventure Time and……did Finn have sex with a pillow?
Dogshit marketing. Don Draper is rolling in his grave.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dogshit marketing. Don Draper is rolling in his grave.
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Many folks are reaching out asking how they can support me so here are the best ways of doing that
Links to charities & non-profits I support:
@aclu.org
@trevorproject.bsky.social
@geekgirlcon.bsky.social
queertheland.org
Links to charities & non-profits I support:
@aclu.org
@trevorproject.bsky.social
@geekgirlcon.bsky.social
queertheland.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Many folks are reaching out asking how they can support me so here are the best ways of doing that
Links to charities & non-profits I support:
@aclu.org
@trevorproject.bsky.social
@geekgirlcon.bsky.social
queertheland.org
Links to charities & non-profits I support:
@aclu.org
@trevorproject.bsky.social
@geekgirlcon.bsky.social
queertheland.org
Started All’s Fair and then quickly stopped All’s Fair.
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Started All’s Fair and then quickly stopped All’s Fair.
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