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hyperreal creatura
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I have thoughts sometimes

he/they ig?
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the entire fucking campaign to smear trans people as predators that's made our lives a living hell for years and has killed thousands of us and sparked an ongoing attempted genocide is because of an elite billionaire pedophile cabal who didn't want to pay taxes, i'm crashing the fuck out right now
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
saw my own post in the tl and for a moment I forgot about everything wrong with the world and just went "holy fuck it's Yatora Yaguchi on my screen!!" and those were happy milliseconds
another banger arc for Blue Period
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
another banger arc for Blue Period
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
7th grader asked me if I'd rather piss shit or shit piss and I really do not know
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
whatever the opposite of normalising is we need to do it to spongebob
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
brain hasn't been braining recently
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
csm_part2.jpeg
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 25
The Ending World
Do You Love Me?
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
okay so I watched it with some friends just talking shit the whole time (because I'm a wuss who needs some way of disassociating from the scares and also most of them had seen it already) and it is both far more functional than people made it out to be but also held up by nothing at the same time
3. FNAF (2023)

I have a concerningly long list of thoughts regarding this movie
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
they should make a piece of media that induces psychosis but good
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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A ONU daqui a pouco vai soltar essa nota aqui ☝️
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"putz mas agora como é q os EUA vão acusar que a China e a Rússia n têm direito de fazer merda" caralho gente direito internacional e democracia estadunidense são mais fictícios do que qualquer política de esquerda que o pessoal chama de ingênua
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
okay but why is it called the omegaverse though
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
the csm and eva comparisons are hitting the tl in droves (there's like 2 of them) so I guess I need to share my evangelion hot take:

I fucking love evangelion, man
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
idk how consistently I'll be updating this but here's the 2026 media thread, should be fun i dunno
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
happy new year I love people!!! 2026!! wow
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
so are we gonna get "final secret good Stranger Things episode" theories to start the year or no man I think if the year starts with the passion of millions of disappointed fujoshis the united states might still fall
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
legit only solid plan for the new year is making a media thread
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
idk my thoughts on 2025 are basically just dependent on if my book finds a home in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
if you mean "there's gonna be terrible discourse about it" I'd say definitely
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
idk how to say this in a way that matters
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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tatsuki fujimoto watching the reze movie and wondering why Makima had to go and do that
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
being forcefemmed by Machado de Assis right now
December 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM