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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 11h

....I am now super curious what video you mean...

Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 12h

Future Con Wishlist:

Recreate Ella Enchanted.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

Don't take subs to an escape room.

The second they hear the door lock they go docile and refuse to help you find a way out.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

You're right! Thst is a good idea!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

Huh. I kinda presumed it would be your thing.

I mean, a harsh training regime where every minute of your day is planned out for you...

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

Making a Umamusume-themed hypnosis video.

However it is just 40 minutes of me saying various horse puns.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

So many hypnotists do vamprie-themed hypnosis. But none of then do the old-school vampire accent.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I could find a woo-free art or life drawing group.

I just want to draw, I dont want to meditate or manifest stuff.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 2d

The "creepy hypnotherapist" trope died out because it is impossible to make a character who looks creepier than 90% of real world hypnotherapists.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 2d

Tbf, my VA refuses to update my voice.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 2d

Captain Ginyu is a great metaphor for dysphoria.

You keep jumping through bodies, but none of them feel like home.

So you act tough and try to fake it until it feels right.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 3d

Don't call me mistress or princess.

Call me Shogun.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 3d

What would be the sex equivalent of "unalived"?

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 3d

If it wasn't against the ethos of the genre, I would totally write a mech story about a suicidal girl who joins a mech team, hoping that her handler will shoot her.

However, due to various random circumstances she keeps completing missions, leading to her getting loads of praise.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 4d

I don't see why you are complaining.

If I dressed you in clothes you like, then it wouldn't be Forced Feminization, would it?

Anyhow, those overalls and rollerskates suit you!

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 4d

There should be a doctor you can go to who isn't a doctor.

So you can tell them what's going on without having to deal with their stupid solutions.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

It is fun to know that I've failed at everything I've ever attempted.

I'm basically a walking argument against intelligent design.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

You could do one of yours in a single word:

"Brainsssss"

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

....great.

The new episode of Have I Got News For You has talk about the Green Party leader's past as a hypnotherapist.

So I now have to hear Victoria Coren make hypnosis gags.

This is very awkward.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 5d

Hypnosis fantasies are the worst ones to pitch.

Most other kinks take about three sentences. However, most hypnosis fantasies require 3 paragraphs, each more nonsensical than the last.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 6d

Sex?

Oh, I think you've made a mistake.

To me, DDlg doesn't mean sex.

It means you watching every Monster High movie with me!

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M-1R @hovermyr.bsky.social · 6d

the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 6d

I'm the soldier who refuses to accept the war is over.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 7d

Just saw an thing about a guy who offers "bondage meditation" sessions.

I'm being totally serious when I say we need to keep the social media wellness industrial complex away from kink at all cost.

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 7d

You 100% count!

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