@hypocriticaloats.bsky.social
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There will be a very limited number of physical copies under the stand. It’s a privilege to witness their development. And I’m a fussy old twat, so this is heart-felt.
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
October 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
There will be a very limited number of physical copies under the stand. It’s a privilege to witness their development. And I’m a fussy old twat, so this is heart-felt.
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
We’re currently truffle-pigging for a spoken word act. Is your Mam a comedian? Is your Dad a poet? Get in touch....
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Which is great as we have a great band returning, with a beefier, more mature sound. They’re also doing the du. Ventrelles are one of those bands who positively chime with this thing of ours.
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Which is great as we have a great band returning, with a beefier, more mature sound. They’re also doing the du. Ventrelles are one of those bands who positively chime with this thing of ours.
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
They have a single, ‘Emily’s Song’ out on 31 October lnk.to/ventrelles and it’s great.....
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If you're still reading... So, doors at one. Mystery spoken word guest star at 13.55. Ventrelles at 14.15. Stage dismantled so we can go and watch the game and that little kid can access the bogs round about 14.45.
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If you're still reading... So, doors at one. Mystery spoken word guest star at 13.55. Ventrelles at 14.15. Stage dismantled so we can go and watch the game and that little kid can access the bogs round about 14.45.
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We’ll have the usual mix of stodge and liquid on Saturday. Rose is cooking pies; cheese or tater hash. Stu is cooking peas; mushy. Lynette is cooking muffins; flavour TBC. And there will be some ale going on.
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We’ll have the usual mix of stodge and liquid on Saturday. Rose is cooking pies; cheese or tater hash. Stu is cooking peas; mushy. Lynette is cooking muffins; flavour TBC. And there will be some ale going on.
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
Forget your season ticket, it’s a cup game....
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FC United x Bamber Bridge – FA Trophy.
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
FC United x Bamber Bridge – FA Trophy.
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
So, normally we’d be saying this long shot punt at the FA Trophy is our long shot punt at glory. But it’s not, is it? We’re doing the du, we’re bop bam a looma a bop bam booing in the league. And if we can stick some goals in, the world is our Oyster Card....
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Thanks to Oliver Harrop for his electronic reimagining of the classic Oliver! yesterday at Malcolmses. @theoddies.bsky.social @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social youtu.be/O8M-OvD1jaM
Oliver! by Oliver - live at CYCM 11/10/25
YouTube video by Huw Davies
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thanks to Oliver Harrop for his electronic reimagining of the classic Oliver! yesterday at Malcolmses. @theoddies.bsky.social @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social youtu.be/O8M-OvD1jaM
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Biz Bond reading us some of their fabulous poems yesterday at Malcolmses. @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social @theoddies.bsky.social youtu.be/nGPZwcfPAvA
Biz - Poetry at CYCM 11/10/25
YouTube video by Huw Davies
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Biz Bond reading us some of their fabulous poems yesterday at Malcolmses. @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social @theoddies.bsky.social youtu.be/nGPZwcfPAvA
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We’re finally back at Broadhurst park this Saturday! Before the match join us under the SMRE for a vibrant afternoon of poetry, performance, and pints, the perfect warm up for game day.
October 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We’re finally back at Broadhurst park this Saturday! Before the match join us under the SMRE for a vibrant afternoon of poetry, performance, and pints, the perfect warm up for game day.
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I wonder if Musk and co. have ever read 1984
September 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I wonder if Musk and co. have ever read 1984
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From 12 today folks.
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
Glasgow is anti-racist.
Let's keep it that way
Come in numbers.
See you there.
@sutrscotland.bsky.social
Let's keep it that way
Come in numbers.
See you there.
@sutrscotland.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
From 12 today folks.
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
It takes everyone to ensure we continue to live in a tolerant society.
If you dont want to concede that to racists, be there in numbers today to show the racists that they won't win in our city!
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📣 Public service announcement!
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
September 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
📣 Public service announcement!
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
Mark Beesley has a message to share with reds everywhere ahead of our league game against Rushall Olympic at Broadhurst Park today 🏡
See you there!👋
#WeAreStrongerUnited
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Don't Worry, they're playing at Malcolmses today under the SMRE, get yourself to that football ground...
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Don't Worry, they're playing at Malcolmses today under the SMRE, get yourself to that football ground...
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Breaking news(!) .... at 13:50ish, a Q&A with James Quinn about this year’s JB Shorts event. James is well known for his expert, unbiased commentary on FCUM Radio and his roles in Corrie, Hollyoaks, Apostasy, Safe, Doctor Who, Gentleman Jack, Doctors and more... plus, we have Vegan Banana muffins!
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Breaking news(!) .... at 13:50ish, a Q&A with James Quinn about this year’s JB Shorts event. James is well known for his expert, unbiased commentary on FCUM Radio and his roles in Corrie, Hollyoaks, Apostasy, Safe, Doctor Who, Gentleman Jack, Doctors and more... plus, we have Vegan Banana muffins!
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There's also a fantastic band on at @theoddies.bsky.social No Peeling. An egg punk band from Nottingham. Course You Can Malcolm is free once you get in the ground. Just head for the arse end of the SMRE.
➡️ NEXT MATCH
We’re back in Emirates FA Cup action this Saturday as we welcome neighbours @chaddertonfc.bsky.social to Broadhurst Park for our Second Round Qualifying tie
Advance tickets available from the link below ⬇️
#WeAreStrongerUnited | #EmiratesFACup
We’re back in Emirates FA Cup action this Saturday as we welcome neighbours @chaddertonfc.bsky.social to Broadhurst Park for our Second Round Qualifying tie
Advance tickets available from the link below ⬇️
#WeAreStrongerUnited | #EmiratesFACup
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There's also a fantastic band on at @theoddies.bsky.social No Peeling. An egg punk band from Nottingham. Course You Can Malcolm is free once you get in the ground. Just head for the arse end of the SMRE.
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Shocking footage of Irish woman Kitty O'Brien being repeatedly punched in the face by German police. She attended a protest against the deliberate killing of journalists in Gaza, in Berlin on Thurs 28th Aug.
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
August 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shocking footage of Irish woman Kitty O'Brien being repeatedly punched in the face by German police. She attended a protest against the deliberate killing of journalists in Gaza, in Berlin on Thurs 28th Aug.
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
Context here 👇
www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
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Here's how the real two-tier Britain works:
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
August 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Here's how the real two-tier Britain works:
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
1. Whatever Nigel Farage says, however stupid, is looped and discussed by the media, while left-wing voices are treated as noises off.
2. Tiny far-right protests get massive airtime, while 10s of 000s gathering for Palestine or green causes are ignored.🧵
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The BBC never announces what the Green Party or the Lib Dems or indeed any other party except Reform's 'plans' are.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The BBC never announces what the Green Party or the Lib Dems or indeed any other party except Reform's 'plans' are.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
And I use the word plan very loosely because there is in fact no plan nor any method of how to carry out their impossible 'solution'.
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Catch Pique Roscoe's set from the first home game of the season... youtu.be/kzPcpPT8I1s Lancaster away tonight BTW, come on Reds♥️🤍🖤
Piqué Roscoe - live at CYCM 09/08/25
YouTube video by Huw Davies
youtu.be
August 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Catch Pique Roscoe's set from the first home game of the season... youtu.be/kzPcpPT8I1s Lancaster away tonight BTW, come on Reds♥️🤍🖤
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🔴 WE’RE READY…ARE YOU?
The wait is over. Football is back tomorrow as we kick off the season against Leek Town at Broadhurst Park at 3pm.
Get yourself to that football ground, see your mates, cheer on the lads, and start the season as you mean to go on!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
The wait is over. Football is back tomorrow as we kick off the season against Leek Town at Broadhurst Park at 3pm.
Get yourself to that football ground, see your mates, cheer on the lads, and start the season as you mean to go on!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
August 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🔴 WE’RE READY…ARE YOU?
The wait is over. Football is back tomorrow as we kick off the season against Leek Town at Broadhurst Park at 3pm.
Get yourself to that football ground, see your mates, cheer on the lads, and start the season as you mean to go on!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
The wait is over. Football is back tomorrow as we kick off the season against Leek Town at Broadhurst Park at 3pm.
Get yourself to that football ground, see your mates, cheer on the lads, and start the season as you mean to go on!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
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🌿 THE STAGE IS SET
Thanks to our partners at North West Pitch Maintenance and GreenThumb, along with our volunteers, the Broadhurst Park turf is looking fantastic ahead of this weekend’s opener against Leek Town.
The pitch is ready. Are you?
Saturday 3pm. Be there!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
Thanks to our partners at North West Pitch Maintenance and GreenThumb, along with our volunteers, the Broadhurst Park turf is looking fantastic ahead of this weekend’s opener against Leek Town.
The pitch is ready. Are you?
Saturday 3pm. Be there!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
August 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🌿 THE STAGE IS SET
Thanks to our partners at North West Pitch Maintenance and GreenThumb, along with our volunteers, the Broadhurst Park turf is looking fantastic ahead of this weekend’s opener against Leek Town.
The pitch is ready. Are you?
Saturday 3pm. Be there!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
Thanks to our partners at North West Pitch Maintenance and GreenThumb, along with our volunteers, the Broadhurst Park turf is looking fantastic ahead of this weekend’s opener against Leek Town.
The pitch is ready. Are you?
Saturday 3pm. Be there!
#WeAreStrongerUnited
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Not only is the stage set for the season opener on the pitch, off the pitch (under the SMRE) we've been busy setting the stage for a season of pre-match delights for the senses...
Follow the thread♥️🤍🖤
Follow the thread♥️🤍🖤
August 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not only is the stage set for the season opener on the pitch, off the pitch (under the SMRE) we've been busy setting the stage for a season of pre-match delights for the senses...
Follow the thread♥️🤍🖤
Follow the thread♥️🤍🖤
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First up we have a FC centric experience with, hot on the heels after a 4-2 thrashing of Wigan Athletic, a Q&A from our new women's team manager Elsie Baxter before hip hop artist and FC fan Pique Roscoe takes to the Malcolm's stage🔥
There's more....
There's more....
August 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
First up we have a FC centric experience with, hot on the heels after a 4-2 thrashing of Wigan Athletic, a Q&A from our new women's team manager Elsie Baxter before hip hop artist and FC fan Pique Roscoe takes to the Malcolm's stage🔥
There's more....
There's more....
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We've also got a fundraiser raffle with loads of prizes up for grabs including a shirt from the Legends game - check the forums for details, tickets available online or before the game.... so bring some cash!
Finally....
Finally....
August 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We've also got a fundraiser raffle with loads of prizes up for grabs including a shirt from the Legends game - check the forums for details, tickets available online or before the game.... so bring some cash!
Finally....
Finally....
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... if you're still reading, the usual culinary delights are available for the usual donation (cards accepted via the SMRE bar). ⚽🎵♥️🤍🖤
August 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
... if you're still reading, the usual culinary delights are available for the usual donation (cards accepted via the SMRE bar). ⚽🎵♥️🤍🖤
Brilliant set from @errorrband.bsky.social tonight at Kanteena, Lancaster. Thanks to everyone there for bringing quality live music to our town. Everything crossed you find a new venue in the New Year🤞
July 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Brilliant set from @errorrband.bsky.social tonight at Kanteena, Lancaster. Thanks to everyone there for bringing quality live music to our town. Everything crossed you find a new venue in the New Year🤞