Unholy Skeets
@iamjalen.bsky.social
So we moved to L.A. My father gets a job at the Palm Restaurant, my uncle Jr. works there who’s a Jehovah’s Witness believe it or not, he went from Catholic to Jehovah—
Bi | Leo 🌞 Scorpio 🌙 Gemini 🌅 | dtw✈️dfw | https://onlyfans.com/jayyychristian |
Bi | Leo 🌞 Scorpio 🌙 Gemini 🌅 | dtw✈️dfw | https://onlyfans.com/jayyychristian |
Pinned
Unholy Skeets
@iamjalen.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I realized I never showed y’all my birthday photos… I went to see Beyonce in Vegas. It was my fist time in Vegas, I had a blast!
I have like 0 motivation to do anything!
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I have like 0 motivation to do anything!
Reposted by Unholy Skeets
Bro, I’m so sick of working. Like, what is this? Seriously.
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Bro, I’m so sick of working. Like, what is this? Seriously.
Pro tip: to get what you want from me, be consistent not persistent… nothing worse than a begging ass nigga
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Pro tip: to get what you want from me, be consistent not persistent… nothing worse than a begging ass nigga
If you see this quote this with your best bush/belly pic
Not too much of a bush, but the belly is still there
Not too much of a bush, but the belly is still there
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you see this quote this with your best bush/belly pic
Not too much of a bush, but the belly is still there
Not too much of a bush, but the belly is still there
I’m going back to Michigan week after next and both my go-to home dick gonna be in town!
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m going back to Michigan week after next and both my go-to home dick gonna be in town!
I really just be horny… like all the time
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I really just be horny… like all the time
My living arrangements
11. What is the biggest oxymoron in your life?
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My living arrangements
Moving to Texas
10. What choice changed your life?
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Moving to Texas
A hard head makes a soft ass
9. What idiom, phrase or proverb did you grow up hearing?
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A hard head makes a soft ass
Go to work/get out of bed
8. What is something you hate doing, but do on a daily basis?
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Go to work/get out of bed
A therapist
7. Aside from money, what is necessary to have?
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A therapist
My damn AirPod case
5. What is something you use frequently that you lose a lot?
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My damn AirPod case
Depends on the level… but usually im the level headed drunk
4. What type of drunk are you?
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Depends on the level… but usually im the level headed drunk
I ain’t have steak in eons
3. How do you like your steak cooked?
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I ain’t have steak in eons
A few months
2. How old is your phone?
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A few months
3am?
1. What time did you go to bed last night?
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
3am?
The CEO of my job resigned today!
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The CEO of my job resigned today!
Do you prefer one long voice memo or a bunch of short one?
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Do you prefer one long voice memo or a bunch of short one?
FUCKKKKKK I don’t feel like doing SHIT today!
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
FUCKKKKKK I don’t feel like doing SHIT today!
I think I want to visit Brazil. I heard they’re freaky asf there
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think I want to visit Brazil. I heard they’re freaky asf there
No one I know personally follows me on here and that brings me enough comfort to skeet whatever I please 🙂↕️
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
No one I know personally follows me on here and that brings me enough comfort to skeet whatever I please 🙂↕️
Reposted by Unholy Skeets
I gotta get my ass back to Detroit soon before my family jumps me 😂
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I gotta get my ass back to Detroit soon before my family jumps me 😂
These are my favs
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
These are my favs