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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 1h

The only bones on me that don't hurt nowadays are my funny bones 😁
And if I don't look in the mirror, I'm pretty cute 🤣🤣

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 2h

OMGoodness, slow walkers or families taking up the aisles 😂
One of my superpowers and my favorite thing to do in moving 'crowd traffic' is navigating through them all to get to where I need to go. Years of cocktailing carrying a tray over my head through dancing people prepared me for anything 🎶😆

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 2h

OMGoodness, so flippn cute. I wanna buy all the pool noodles now.
I do 'crafting' and once I get on a roll, man sometimes there's no stopping me. I think sometimes I may have a problem 🤣🤣

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 2h

Pete Buttigieg joins Trevor and Eugene in a terrific thought provoking conversation about so many subjects. I highly recommend listening to this conversation. I just finished listening to it, it took me a while, because I kept being interrupted (shh I'm at work), I liken it to an audio book 📖

The Broken Promise: Democracy, the Economy & What Comes Next with Pete Buttigieg

YouTube video by Trevor Noah

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 4h

Godfrey has always been funny, but his Trump is hysterical, he nails him.

“I Almost Died Trick-or-Treating” - Get to Know Godfrey in Seven Jokes

YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 4h

Pool Noodles... people are so creative and clever

Mom Shows Off a Trick! 😳

YouTube video by Noxo

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 5h

Pedo Briefing Room - Strategy Session

This is how I envision it... just throwing everything they have out there to see what sticks.

*Mikey & Friends, nothing is going to stick you idiots, because obviously... you're idiots

Tremendous amount of spaghetti and meatballs thrown at a kitchen wall

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 6h

Donald 'Rambles The Clown' Trump has toilet tweeted his 'Scam' concerns... we better drop nothing and return to our regularly schedule coherent lives.

Don't forget to flush and wash your tiny hands Little Donny. And fix your makeup, your tears of defeat are showing.

tweet from DJT 'The unconstitutional redistricting vote in CA is a giant scam in that the entire process, in particular the voting itself, is rigged. All 'mail in ballots, where the Republicans in that State are 'shut out', is under very serious legal and criminal review.

Reply from Gavin Newsom: The ramblings of and old man that knowse he's about to LOSE.

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 6h

Max: Oh, sweet naive Horatio, you know not of what you speak...

Max thinking (oh brother, I knew watching both Gladiators was going to be too much for him)

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 8h

🎶 I don't know but I've been told 🎶The 'I don't know' excuse is getting mighty damn old 🎶

Speaker Mike Johnson & Co. just get your shit together. The 'I don't know' excuse in this day and age is only showing how ridiculous and pathetic you all are.

"I Don't Know But I've Been Told!" Compilation

YouTube video by David Limås XD

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 9h

The Holidays are upon us. The 'Blow Up Santa Suit Dance' is the perfect White Elephant/Secret Santa gift. Shimmy your way into someone's heart and funny bones forever, because this one can't be regifted 💝🎁💝

🌮 Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, Baby
You want ALL of this

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 9h

MSNBC Ari Melber interviews Zohran Mamdani Nov 3rd, 2025.

Lightning Round, at the 15:50-minute mark can you imagine if a GOP candidate was asked any of these questions? Their answers 'Let me consult my Cult Handbook' 'Can I have a lifeline' or they just freeze like Stephen Miller 🥶

Zohran Mamdani on Obama call, Dems who help Trump, Dem Socialism & 50 Cent: FULL Melber Intv

YouTube video by MSNBC

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 9h

Is it RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES Day?

Or is it just another predictable TACO Tuesday?

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 11h

BACKATCHYA - IN YOUR FACE

In my minds eye, I see industrial fans being used as the tear gas/pepper balls are deployed to terrorize neighborhoods.

For added color and WOW factor, Glitter/Holi Powder/Flour, blowing through the fans, towards the terrorists. Good luck getting that shit out.

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 11h

The lesson here would be, if Russia calls Block/Delete/Hang-Up.

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 11h

The vote.cagop.org commercials that run on some YT Channels have been some of the most ignorant I've ever seen. Must be the kid who writes Trumps midnight toilet tweets in charge of them. They state 'Rigged Elections, Backroom Deals, No Transparency', it's as if THEY REALLY CAN'T HEAR THEMSELVES.

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 11h

In conclusion, my official Otter findings are:

'Getting whacked in the chin with a steel ball over and over not only hurts, it's really annoying'

'Also, steel balls don't taste good and my lab partner is mean'

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 12h

Nothing says ?Merry Christmas? quite like Idiot Merch

They need to make minis of Crap Vodka, Wack Bible, Barf Perfume, Two Left Sneakers, Worthless NFT, No String Guitar, Useless Watch, etcetera, etcetera. Now they have a stocking stuffer to go with their 'Christmas Gifts For Dummies' book.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13h

It’s a cult.

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 12h

They need to make a set - Minis of Crap Vodka, Wack Bible, Puke Perfume, Two Left Sneakers, Stupid Books, etcetera, etcetera... Now you have a product to go with Christmas Gifts For Dummies.

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 21h

🥳🫖🎂

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 22h

👍😁

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 22h

Just when so many NYC Republicans are threatening to move out of NYC if Mamdani wins... what a conundrum

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 23h

Rooster: 'See you tomorrow babes' (I shoulda worn the boots)

Later, Arlene talking to Shirl: 'Watch, he's gonna try a again tomorrow, jokes on him if he wears the boots. I put cow pies in them'

iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 23h

Erika pulling her nose hairs just to feel something, and then bonus... tears 👃🥲👍

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iamunknownuser.bsky.social @iamunknownuser.bsky.social · 23h

OMG this is so cathartic 🤣

TY @kyle_levo for making this video
TY @victinibcn.bsky.social‬ for posting

Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 1d

You are outraged by the current political situation, you can’t afford therapy. Here is your salvation plan:

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