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iamunknownuser.bsky.social
@iamunknownuser.bsky.social
I've been asked "Why haven't you used descriptors of yourself for your profile"

My answer is... All you need to know about me are in my posts and replies... TA DAH
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Children are the 'generational wealth' that wars kill.
All ghosts visiting Ebenezer Trump... are Jeffrey Epstein 💀
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The newest addition to all Trump press conferences👏🤣

Trump Appreciation... don't leave the WH without it

*My personal appreciation runs deep... FUCK YOU TRUMP and TWICE ON EVERYDAY 👏🖕🖕👏
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I wonder if Trump wakes up in the morning and thinks...

'FUCK, I have to do this BULLSHIT again! I'm running outta gas man, even I'm sick of me. Where did I leave that Goddamn Book of Distractions. Maybe if I rage toilet tweet I'll remember'

*Let the shitting on Americans commence
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
'Official' White House Motto

'Put A Redact On It'

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Act now and they'll throw in a black sharpie for free, use promo code CROCKOFSHIT for a 0% discount
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I finally got around to having a portrait painted of ME... but I can't show anyone

*BTW, I'm gorgeous 🎨 😉 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"Meg learns the perils of not having health insurance"
~Carla Ventresca, Comic Strip

*I've had this comic in my medicine cabinet for years. It cracked me up then and still does. I 'laminated' it, and by laminate I mean I used packing tape to preserve it.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ingenuity👍
this guy made his own instrument and can play anything
YouTube video by Mr LA
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Give me a break... Dr. Trump in the house

Don Jr. is the pharmacist 🤣
Melania will translate to any language 🤣
Tiffany is the product tester 🤣
Ivanka counts the profits 🤣
Barron could give a shit 🤣
Eric sweeps up the pills that fall, those drugs are discounted🤣

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December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Today as Trump discusses lowering drug prices, he sounded like he was crashing from the drugs he was on the other night.

If a name isn't Sam Jones, Trump won't be able to pronounce it. Anything above two syllables trips him up. Give him a foreign name on a page and it becomes a comedy routine.
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sometimes I think, is their hatred for the 'other', like my hatred of them. Then I think better of myself, because no matter what, I want what is best for all, live and let live.

I don't like the hatred I feel, but I'm just going to have to work through it.

TY Bluesky for letting me vent 🌻
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sometimes it's really all you can do 🌻
When life hands you lemons, just lay down in the water, relax and blow bubbles... 🫧

🐶

#dog #relaxing
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Barack Obama

This is how you President, in and out of office.
While in Chicago, I took a tour around the Obama Presidential Center. I can’t wait for you all to visit in June 2026. Here’s a sneak peek:
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
War Torn America... at least that's what it feels like sometimes
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You ever wonder what Trump's last words will be

~This is a nasty hoax made up by the Fake News Media

Or

~You're going to have to drag me out by my cold dead hands
(yeah you idiot, that's the point)

Or

He just dies alone, midnight rage toilet tweeting... just another tree in the woods
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Inmate P01135809, it's the day before your big reveal. How exciting for you, whatchya gonna wear? How about a blue suit, red tie, you haven't worn that in a minute. Also, use Ya Burnt Orange face makeup, and don't forget to blend, you want to look your best when you face the music.

#EpsteinFilesDay
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Trump's speech tonight was Trump trying to convince himself and only himself, that the American people aren't seeing and feeling reality.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm listening to Trump's greatest hits right now... WOW

He might not be an alcoholic, but maybe he raided Don Jr's stash... he's sniffing like Kash Patel

DJT's first, but not last desperation speech
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
YAY Pencils! They really do make great gifts 🎁

All from TheCarbonCrusader ✏️🦸‍♀️✏️
www.thecarboncrusader.com
www.etsy.com/shop/thecarb...

*This is my accumulated stash. I give them out, because I'm not the only one who likes and needs a great pencil❣️

*Sorry no dolls 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
❤️ ❣️ ❤️
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If thoughts and prayers worked, he and they would be gone
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I'm seeing a best-selling memoir in Susie Wiles' future
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me: So, Suzie Wiles, how does it feel to get a load off your chest?

Susie: Kinda like this...
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Never fear Pete Hegseth is here... and he has a fool proof plan

*This is how I envision what his strategy is, it's just a game to him
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
True Love... tearjerker

💔💞💔
Carl and Rob Reiner recreated the final scene of The Princess Bride in 2020 as part of a fan-made, a charity miniseries called Home Movie: The Princess Bride. The project was dir. by Jason Reitman and prod. during the COVID-19 pandemic, with actors filming their scenes from home using smartphones.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM