Ling Yan: Some Pandas are 'Born To Be Wild", I was Born To Slide!

YES YOU WERE Ling Yan!

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💩: On behalf of all shits, I would like to say, I know we look exactly like Stephen Miller. But please, I implore you, stop bothering me and my family (Dog, Cat, Ferret, Racoon, Possum and Fish). Thank you 💩

Melania: I almost forgetz... Be Best... but mostly Fuck Christmas

'Have fun Storming the Divorce Court' Jethro Vance... what a doushe

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Melania: Yes, deez r mi 8 meids of da milkz

Possum: I hear voices, are they in my head? Or am I talking to myself because I'm so delirious? I need water, thank goodness for this nice man... can he hear my thoughts? I should thank him by leaving an apple peel. Yeah, he'll like that.

TY @nickraschke.bsky.social for your possum updates

DJT has got a slow leak. Every day they pump him up, but they haven't found the right combo of helium and nitrous oxide. His hand isn't the only thing messed up, so is his asshole from blowing him up that way 🤣🎈⛽🍑

The Christian version of Shallow Hal

All Halo Shallow Hallow - All Hail Shallow Hal

This version only sees dollar signs when it looks at people

There are several videos in this article. It's good to hear they are still pursuing the perpetrator.

I'm surprised they didn't blamed it on Ashley Babbitt