Ed
@ibrowsie.bsky.social
All he wanted to be was as happy as couple no.3 on his favourite game show.
What Twitter users face on Bluesky:
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 PM
What Twitter users face on Bluesky:
App Idea: like Shazam but it recognises and values antiques. Your Own Personal Negus
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 AM
App Idea: like Shazam but it recognises and values antiques. Your Own Personal Negus
They shoe horses, don’t they.
January 23, 2026 at 10:32 AM
They shoe horses, don’t they.
I’m rubbish doing alliteration.
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I’m rubbish doing alliteration.
Burnley held by Liverpool.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Burnley held by Liverpool.
"Just finished rewiring the house of an American singer, songwriter and actress, best known for her highly distinctive singing style, a 1953 recording of 'C'est si bon' and the Christmas novelty song 'Santa Baby'."
"Eartha Kit?"
"Yes, it's highly dangerous if you don't."
"Eartha Kit?"
"Yes, it's highly dangerous if you don't."
January 17, 2026 at 10:14 AM
"Just finished rewiring the house of an American singer, songwriter and actress, best known for her highly distinctive singing style, a 1953 recording of 'C'est si bon' and the Christmas novelty song 'Santa Baby'."
"Eartha Kit?"
"Yes, it's highly dangerous if you don't."
"Eartha Kit?"
"Yes, it's highly dangerous if you don't."
It's now 40 years since Winona Ryder made her cinematic debut as Rina in David Seltzer's coming-of-age film 'Lucas.'
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 AM
It's now 40 years since Winona Ryder made her cinematic debut as Rina in David Seltzer's coming-of-age film 'Lucas.'
Quote bleat with a black and white picture of your favourite cheese, and the architectural drawings of the shop you first bought it in. Go!
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Quote bleat with a black and white picture of your favourite cheese, and the architectural drawings of the shop you first bought it in. Go!
You're still obsessed by a different microblogging site I see.
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
You're still obsessed by a different microblogging site I see.
Where does Beelzebub buy his furniture?
Hell For Leather.
Hell For Leather.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Where does Beelzebub buy his furniture?
Hell For Leather.
Hell For Leather.
How much toze would Faye Tozer toze, if Faye Tozer would toze toze?
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
How much toze would Faye Tozer toze, if Faye Tozer would toze toze?
If Mark E. Smith was still alive and had the onerous task of announcing the death of Pam St Clement’s Eastenders character, the headline would be ‘“Pat-R.I.P.” Dispenser’.
#FallFriday
#FallFriday
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If Mark E. Smith was still alive and had the onerous task of announcing the death of Pam St Clement’s Eastenders character, the headline would be ‘“Pat-R.I.P.” Dispenser’.
#FallFriday
#FallFriday
The Islington Assembly Hall, and The Courettes. Imagine a Danish White Stripes (The Hvid Striber, if I can be so bold) puppeted by Suzi Quatro.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The Islington Assembly Hall, and The Courettes. Imagine a Danish White Stripes (The Hvid Striber, if I can be so bold) puppeted by Suzi Quatro.
Hugh Cornwell at The Islington Assembly Hall, last night:
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Hugh Cornwell at The Islington Assembly Hall, last night:
Is there a more unimaginatively named geographical feature than The Rocky Mountains?
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Is there a more unimaginatively named geographical feature than The Rocky Mountains?
Last walk with Sybil today (she’s retiring to the shires), Olive disgraced herself in some compost, Bluey was perfect as usual, and Albie didn’t like being left…
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Last walk with Sybil today (she’s retiring to the shires), Olive disgraced herself in some compost, Bluey was perfect as usual, and Albie didn’t like being left…
Today’s ‘Guess The Blunt Instrument’ Competition:
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Today’s ‘Guess The Blunt Instrument’ Competition:
A poppy isn’t just for Christmas.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A poppy isn’t just for Christmas.
Reposted by Ed
Aer Lingus is oral sex on a plane.
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Aer Lingus is oral sex on a plane.
Follow-up question to how much wood would a woodchuck chuck:
Why, how now, my bawcock? How dost thou, chuck?
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Follow-up question to how much wood would a woodchuck chuck:
A Bon Bon is my favourite Christmas sweet, bar Humbug.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A Bon Bon is my favourite Christmas sweet, bar Humbug.
Christmas hasn’t arrived yet, because it’s November.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Christmas hasn’t arrived yet, because it’s November.