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He/him/asshole.
1312, LAND BACK, 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
Dipping my toe into some AnCom
Pinned
America.
Fuck the DEA.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The streak continues.

I got an Adderall shortage for my birthday. Fuck yeah unmedicated adhd in which I will start 8 different projects, finish none of them and accidentally take 5 different 10 minute naps.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Blue is snoring so loud and I love him.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Trump's new found love for a "Communist" allows him the chance to do the funniest things ever.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Why waste my time arguing with dorks on bsky when I could be doing chores like a good boy
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If somebody doesn't fit some stereotype you have in your head, it doesn't mean they're lying. It means you need to stfu, unlearn and re-educate. Stop gatekeeping a race or minority group you aren't even a part of. You aren't being an ally or protector. MYOB, it's free.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Momma told me, when I was young,
Come sit beside me, my 2nd son.
And listen to what I say,
Don't bring home a capitalist or,
You'll rue the day.
Baby, be a simple kind of man.

I would go on but after the first verse, the lyrics are already anti-cap.
The smartest people I know are all anti capitalist

In conclusion I think I have a crush on them
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
For a birthday present to myself, I decided to give up being a petty asshole and it feels nice, tbh. But I haven't really been in a situation where I'd feel like being petty since I gave up pettiness. I guess I don't know if it worked.
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sometimes, it's necessary to know when to just stfu.
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Since I can't edit...
Blue is good! Nearly back to his normal personality.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Blue had a very bad reaction to a flea pill and is now in the emergency vets. :(
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Were double dates actually as popular as media makes it seem? Like if you're not here to join a polycule, do speed dating or something.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Proof of the LGBTQIA+ agenda to turn the whole world gay is Marvel's greatest villain, Thanos, is suspiciously close to TheAnus. They're putting U inside the end game. Further proof is TheAnus having to snap. Everyone knows only fabulous gay men can snap after the age of 13. STOP THE GAY AGENDA.
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Music, fighting, sausages.

What else is there in life?
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I support sex workers.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ramin Djawadi with another banger score for Death by Lightning. Almost every westerner has heard his scores and not many know him by name. That is criminal.
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
But have you tried the "fish in the locker" flirt?
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Both parties seem to completely forget Trump was a registered Democrat during much of Epstein's reign of terror. Also, sexual abuse isn't regulated to one party. Both parties will have more than one offender which is one too many.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Im feeling the cute animal pics today. look at it's tummy
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_2114@24-05-2021_08-07-49.jpg
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I got you and you know it
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sometimes, I'll just be sitting in my chair and I remember I'm short and then I wonder what the world looks like over 5'7.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Who's old and just got his new colored pencils?!
Its Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIF
Alt: Its Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIF
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Some Megans are gay, but all Meghans are straight.
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
What in the hellman's mayo ass shit?!
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM