Ice Cream Maker Guy
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Either they are mathematically eliminated before the 4th of July, or we get this. There is no other way the Mariners play
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This is like a 3 hour colonoscopy with the only sounds consisting of “hmmmm” and “we need to check deeper”
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Folks up around Hayden Lake will handle this news very well…..
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Would be the first time the Jays have to travel north for a playoff game….
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Game 5, ALDS….. any chance Junior is available to pinch run if it hits extras?
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“I will go to any length, including fornicating with any and all leftists, or people who might know of plans of leftists, or anyone at all, really…..thus destroying my marriage on biblical grounds to uncover this plot….”
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From the maker of the pillars of fire and parting the Red Sea….. prepare for the ultimate layer of protection for his chosen……. The Hedge of Protection
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If they get 9 more wins, can we burn the ALCS participant banner finally?
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“German Cinema has announced 24 new films for this year’s SIFF….”
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Damnit….. Giuliani has clearly taken control of the account. Everyone assume attack formation and bring extra runny hair dye to coax him out
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Would love to hear more about the choice of that stamp font for traded…… makes it look like a stamp of shame like America’s most wanted
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Can you please ask him if he feels he can keep eyes on multiple priorities at the same time? That would be some solid gold C-Span airtime….
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That’s some ‘95 level custom work there. So expect a train car and two bobble head nights with that dude on them next season.
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This is what happens when your recruiting pitch has been “got a real small dick, and blame it on everyone else?”
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Can’t toss salad through fabric….
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Donnie’s cookie jar is named Ivanka….
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That’s the go to move for dudes that have to assure everyone they just got out of really cold water….