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not sure what to make of this
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the untold in like untold millions means uncounted. i’m pretty sure.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
copyright law is insane. i can’t quote led zep as much as i want in a phd diss but petey pete can use a registered canadian turtle to blow up south america
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
ha ha ha you guys
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i *said*, blah blah blah
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
one is not born but one becomes a rhino
Caring for orphaned rhinos is a round-the-clock commitment. Did you spot the bunk bed? That's where Chamboi's Keeper slept during those early months after his rescue.

A year on, his daily milk needs are still being met thanks to our donors.

sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/p...
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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so nice to be seen 😌
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
great.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
maybe if i make a pot of soup i can stop sulking. not promising anything.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i am so fucking sick of having to work so hard and spend so much money to get anything in my everyday life to work at all. it’s bad enough trying to get myself to do anything without these incessant obstacles.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ok now i can’t open the garage door at all 😖😢
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
oh come on. i’m still not finished prepping the yard for winter- i was gonna kill the grass (finally, since i got that cheap mower) and put in pollinator plants and berries next summer
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
something made me look closer at this outfit
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
glumb
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i think the marmot lifestyle might be right for me
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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i want to fight pete hegseth wino a wino
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
introduce yourself with 5 words you've said in order to introduce yourself

do
you
have
any
toast
introduce yourself with 5 words you've said in order to introduce yourself

hey
i'm
dan
what's
up
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
chipmunk(s)
worm
bird
different bird
rat (if nyc eg subway considered “the wild”)
introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

right whale mother and calf
sharpnose shark
bald eagle
lion's mane jellyfish
skunk squad six
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Tortoise
Moose
Humpback whale
Wild boar
Mountain hare
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
always knew the smart tv would outsmart me. it won’t let me play files from an external drive anymore. now i have to figure out how to (or if I can) connect a new usb drive to the weird port on my old tv
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
idk i’d throw in pretty much all of western europe and the other settler states. stfu australia, mind your own beeswax
I encourage everyone to talk shit about the USA unless you're British.
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Speaker Johnson and wife:

“They even agreed that men’s brains are like waffles — good at compartmentalizing — and women’s brains are like a mess of spaghetti and meatballs.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
planning to lie around in bed for the next 400 years. don’t want to waste any precious calories
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
freezing ice creams for the feast—Orange-Szechuan Peppercorn and Goat Cheese. To balance my karma i’m also bringing broccolini with garlic and olive oil
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
hurpy thinksgurving
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
my left pinkie toe has been aching for hours
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM