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gffry
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teach 👏 prisoners 👏 to 👏 make 👏 iPhones
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
bad bitch with a baddie friend
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 AM
i have a "date" lined up for valentine's day. a girl in my neighbourhood is taking me to a wine bar and if we hit it off we're gonna hookup
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
i hate when TV shows use cinematic aspect ratios
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
while you're in the thesaurus, i'm at the bank
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
My bank app was trying to capture my clipboard today
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I just signed off a work email as "G$" because it was an email where I was submitting my paperwork for Overtime (OT) pay and I figured it was funny & fitting
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I kissed a girl today. Starting 2026 off right
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
we are not afraid
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 AM
i'm having surgery in March and i was pretty nervous until my friend said yes to helping me out (i'm being sedated and need someone to make sure i get home safe) but i didn't realize he was doing it out of the goodness of his heart until he didn't realize i was giving him something
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 AM
i'm watching a show called The Chair Company and the home of the main character looks so much like the house in Modern Family
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
modern computers need a don't care button
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
take a moment out of your day to acknowledge autism
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I slept so well last night. I slept for about 9 hours. My body usually only accept 3-5 hours
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Tipsy
January 21, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i love the saying "bye felicia"
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
today I switched from Rogers to Bell; saving myself $30 a month. My plan with Bell is now $25/month. Rogers really let me walk away easily. I was on the phone with them for over an hour this morning & they weren't willing to do anything for me. Both Bell & Rogers have corporate discounts for Feds
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
there's always a transaction at the end of the rainbow
January 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I was a big crybaby bitch at the dentist today but at least I got some toys to play with
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
THE odog
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
a sexy 51 year old women is flirting with me on a dating app by sending me pics of her feet (I'm into it)
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I took a nap today and I had genuinely the craziest dream that became a nightmare. Do I have a fever? Felt like a fever dream
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It’s easy for me to say “I know the world doesn’t revolve around me” but I also realize as a single person out in the world, my life does revolve around me; I’m all I’ve got.
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 AM
test
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM