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Oh hey, I suppose I should attend to all the cool new folks that followed recently:

Hi, I'm iggyzig!

THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR.

NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE.

NOTHING VALUED IS HERE.

WHAT IS HERE IS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US.

THIS MESSAGE IS A WARNING ABOUT DANGER.
You couldn't handle the streets I grew up on
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Got offered the chance to get hit by a 46 million volt stun gun once. I didn't want to crack my skull or my nose if I happened to lose body control, so I asked if I could lay down before I got hit. Then I realized: what would be the fun of getting zapped if I was just laying there? Ugh, nm guys
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I'd like to reiterate my platform for solving the employment crisis
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Trix just ain't as fun when the Silly Rabbit's got a gun ☹️
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Friends all: I hope dearly that fortune follows you, and that folly unfollows you and eventually just straight up blocks you on the social medial that is your life
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
What say we get some Frasier Fantasy Actual Literal 100% attempts in... then record a submission video? And then after that I sing at you until you leave

twitch.tv/iggyzig
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Rolled credits on Mad Max after playing it over the past few weeks. Quite solid game, as to be expected from the folks that made the Just Cause series. I ended up saying "naur" to myself though. Like, a WHOLE bunch of naurs, it was simply ridiculous
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Hey @bsky.app, your algorithm's trippin. Please fix that shit. tia
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE.

Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...

Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...

Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Me and the crew have been trying to figure out this nonsense for weeks. Any possible variation as a form that exists in reality simultaneously proves AND disproves the other variations in the solution set. What the hell? We gotta get more boys on this pronto

Also I think we're dying fr fuck my life
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season One (part 1) - re:View
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season One (part 1) - re:View
YouTube video by RedLetterMedia
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I'm getting tired of synthesizing all this ATP all the time yall

Someone do it for me for like a minute please
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Down with transphobes!
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
TIL that this dude in Gyruss is Genghis Khan and instead of jamming to Bach when I play I'll have that Miike Snow song stuck in my head

~I~ get a lil bit Genghis Khan
Don't what you to get it on with
Nobody else but me (~ooo-oh~)
Nobody else but ~meeeeee-e~

(e) x 3
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Are you deep in the post-GDQ blues? Never fear, for another marathon looms near! SCS has its eyes on the future with our upcoming Highway to Help marathon, from Feb 27-Mar 1! Game and volunteer submissions end this Sunday, Jan 18th, so get your submissions in today! Find links in the next post 😎🚍
Oengus
Oengus is a free tool to manage your speedrunning marathons from submissions to schedule, available as a hosted service.
oengus.io
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Co-worker: Kinda messed up our director's heading out, huh?

Me: Sure, if you like soporific people.

Co-worker: Soporific?

Me: 🙄It means he's terrific but wet
January 13, 2026 at 5:30 AM
A very comfy sub-12m PB (Eddie the dog is characteristically nonplussed)
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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To those coming off of #AGDQ2026 who are looking for more speedrunning goodness, I have a Starter Pack for multiple marathons/events on Bsky here that you can follow. This list is constantly being updated so if there's an event I should add then feel free to let me know!

go.bsky.app/JJaRpbd
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
For those that followed during GDQ:

Hi! I still scream at people to donate for worthy causes occasionally, but what I'm REALLY here for is supporting my friends and I invite you to do the same by following these amazing folks! (additional starter pack in reply)

bsky.app/starter-pack...
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Dear LiveJournal (or whatever):

Tonight I crossed a threshold I never dreamed I would cross.

Tonight I put the pasta sauce in the same pot as the pasta.

As always I have no certainty where my life's path leads, but I know for certain only this: it is the path now of an individual beyond deranged
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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@chibicarrera.bsky.social you absolutely slayed that hosting shift i want to be like you when i grow up
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I got a goodie bag from the doctor!

(painkillers)
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
When astronauts return to Earth evidently they'll do silly stuff for a little while... like, reach for a glass of water in bed and then end up dropping it because they're expecting it to be floating around when they let go.

*Those* are the sorts of problems I want in my life, not all this bullshit
January 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Hey #AGDQ2026! Are you originally from and/or attending AGDQ from outside the US? Stop by the international meetup at 2pm today in the meetup room (1st floor by the arcade) to meet some fellow international travellers!
a penguin wearing a hat and a blue shirt is sitting on top of the earth
ALT: a penguin wearing a hat and a blue shirt is sitting on top of the earth
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM