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Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.
A: Lawn Boy.
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.
A: Lawn Boy.
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
in eucalyptus trees.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
in eucalyptus trees.
Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
You will not be elected to public office this year.
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
You will not be elected to public office this year.
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
February 8, 2026 at 12:10 PM
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 AM
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra