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I’d like to thank god for helping me make this field goal… instead of solving major world issues… but he made our team win with two seconds left.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’d like to thank god for helping me make this field goal… instead of solving major world issues… but he made our team win with two seconds left.
JMU scores a TD and now a 2 point conversion. Now they’re only trailing Oregon by 17 with 1:05 left.
Will my Ducks blow it?
Spoiler: No.
Will my Ducks blow it?
Spoiler: No.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
JMU scores a TD and now a 2 point conversion. Now they’re only trailing Oregon by 17 with 1:05 left.
Will my Ducks blow it?
Spoiler: No.
Will my Ducks blow it?
Spoiler: No.
Chicago Bears comeback and win the game against Green Bay in OT.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Chicago Bears comeback and win the game against Green Bay in OT.
Atticus Sappington makes the FG to put the Ducks up 51 to 26.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Atticus Sappington makes the FG to put the Ducks up 51 to 26.
Bears with the last second TD. Do they go for the win or try and send The Packers to OT?
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Bears with the last second TD. Do they go for the win or try and send The Packers to OT?
JMU brings the score to 26 to 48.
I think Oregon’s defense just don’t care at this point.
I think Oregon’s defense just don’t care at this point.
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
JMU brings the score to 26 to 48.
I think Oregon’s defense just don’t care at this point.
I think Oregon’s defense just don’t care at this point.
JMU with the TD.
The comeback is on.
lol. I’m terrified the Ducks are going to lose this game now.
They’re only up by 28.
/s
The comeback is on.
lol. I’m terrified the Ducks are going to lose this game now.
They’re only up by 28.
/s
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
JMU with the TD.
The comeback is on.
lol. I’m terrified the Ducks are going to lose this game now.
They’re only up by 28.
/s
The comeback is on.
lol. I’m terrified the Ducks are going to lose this game now.
They’re only up by 28.
/s
Moore should’ve just tossed that ball out of bounds.
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Moore should’ve just tossed that ball out of bounds.
James Madison’s coach might go to UCLA before the 4th quarter with how bad the Ducks are stomping them.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
James Madison’s coach might go to UCLA before the 4th quarter with how bad the Ducks are stomping them.
Oregon blocks the punt and returns it for a TD!
Go Ducks!
Go Ducks!
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oregon blocks the punt and returns it for a TD!
Go Ducks!
Go Ducks!
The Oregon Ducks’s cheerleaders and the Miami Hurricanes’ cheerleaders should all hangout at my house.
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Oregon Ducks’s cheerleaders and the Miami Hurricanes’ cheerleaders should all hangout at my house.
Touchdown Benson!
Oregon up 40 to 13. PAT pending.
Oregon up 40 to 13. PAT pending.
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Touchdown Benson!
Oregon up 40 to 13. PAT pending.
Oregon up 40 to 13. PAT pending.
JMU scored a TD and the dude next to me, my extremely scenario in all sporting events father, is whining like the Ducks are now going to lose. Which is comical since he already decided the Ducks don’t have any chance to win the National Championship.
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
JMU scored a TD and the dude next to me, my extremely scenario in all sporting events father, is whining like the Ducks are now going to lose. Which is comical since he already decided the Ducks don’t have any chance to win the National Championship.
JMU kicks a FG and being themselves to within 28.
Go Ducks.
Go Ducks.
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
JMU kicks a FG and being themselves to within 28.
Go Ducks.
Go Ducks.
That hit on Love was brutal. Wonder if he’s out and going into concussion protocol? Cheap hit by the Bears player, but if knocks out the opposing QB, it’s—unfortunately—a good play.
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
That hit on Love was brutal. Wonder if he’s out and going into concussion protocol? Cheap hit by the Bears player, but if knocks out the opposing QB, it’s—unfortunately—a good play.
Refs fucked up. Benson was interfered with on the interception.
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Refs fucked up. Benson was interfered with on the interception.
Every Ducks lineman and linebacker have had opportunities at interceptions tonight. All have been dropped. This could be even worse for JMU.
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Every Ducks lineman and linebacker have had opportunities at interceptions tonight. All have been dropped. This could be even worse for JMU.
Touchdown pass to Benson!
Every Ducks player is scoring today!
30 point lead with the PAT pending.
Every Ducks player is scoring today!
30 point lead with the PAT pending.
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Touchdown pass to Benson!
Every Ducks player is scoring today!
30 point lead with the PAT pending.
Every Ducks player is scoring today!
30 point lead with the PAT pending.
I’m getting a snaking suspicion the Ducks are going to win this game…
…not sure it’s a good warm up for our next opponent, tho.
…not sure it’s a good warm up for our next opponent, tho.
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m getting a snaking suspicion the Ducks are going to win this game…
…not sure it’s a good warm up for our next opponent, tho.
…not sure it’s a good warm up for our next opponent, tho.
Oregon Touchdown!
McClellan!
Four score lead!
McClellan!
Four score lead!
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oregon Touchdown!
McClellan!
Four score lead!
McClellan!
Four score lead!
Hill JR breaks a long running TD!
Oregon up by three scores.
Oregon up by three scores.
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hill JR breaks a long running TD!
Oregon up by three scores.
Oregon up by three scores.
Oregon blocks the JMU field goal attempt!
Go Ducks!
Go Ducks!
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oregon blocks the JMU field goal attempt!
Go Ducks!
Go Ducks!
The Chicago Bears player just crowd surfed on top of the pile. That was rad.
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The Chicago Bears player just crowd surfed on top of the pile. That was rad.
James Madison with the field pass.
Oregon’s defense ought to have been ready for that.
Oregon’s defense ought to have been ready for that.
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
James Madison with the field pass.
Oregon’s defense ought to have been ready for that.
Oregon’s defense ought to have been ready for that.
Moore with a QB sneak to put Oregon up by two touchdowns.
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Moore with a QB sneak to put Oregon up by two touchdowns.