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iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 21m

Penix with a dumbass intentional grounding that runs off ten seconds an ends the half when they were set up for at least an easy end of half field goal.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 23m

Another Bluejay HR.

5-0 ahead of the Mariners.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 26m

Pineiro with the 55 yard attempt…

…and it’s good!

10-3 lead over the Falcons.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 32m

Phenomenal job, Huff.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 33m

Niners force a fumble on Penix and recover it!

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iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 39m

Touchdown McCaffrey!

Niners take the lead!

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 42m

Mariners repeat history: they hit into another 1 out, bases loaded double play.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 55m

Mariners pitcher is getting rocked tonight.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 58m

Hey, Trump, you orange pedophile, send your fucking troops to red States where the crime is more abundant, homicide rates higher. Stop trying to impose fear on American citizens that disagree with you. You’re not a King; you’re a shitty pseudo-dictator with small hands and in the Epstein files. Fag.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 1h

That interception ought to go on Jennings, not Mac Jones.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 1h

Bases loaded double play by the Big Dumper. Ouch.

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iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 1h

Held the Falcons to a field goal. Only down by 3.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 1h

Inauspicious start for the Mariners.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 1h

Go Niners!

Hopefully nobody fucking dies today.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 4h

It was only is helmet, but for a moment I thought Dak Prescott’s head fell off… Wasn’t a roughing the passer, tho; that’s a horrible call by the officials.

Instead of feigning you’re vehemently mad, Dak, maybe your overrated bitchass can learn to use your helmet strap properly.

Fuck the Cowboys.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 7h

Louisville probably should’ve been ranked higher than 19.

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iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 7h

The AP poll had 24 of the 25 spots shift.

Oregon is up to 6 again.

ASU is in the top 25 now—the constant switch out of one West Coast team for another in the 20s position.

Miami down to 9.

A&M to 3.

I have no real enthusiasm or complaints on the rankings.

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iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 8h

So many trash games today in the NFL.

Other than watching my Niners, I’m not sure there’s any games I’m excited to watch.

Maybe Colts vs Chargers… Eagles and Viking, if both teams don’t play like garbage.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 8h

Hey, Mike Johnson, your sanctimonious hypocrite, we don’t hate America, but we hate its corrupt anti-American leaders. Now end the government shutdown, swear in the democrat like your duty demands, and release the Epstein Files you closeted Grindr using homosexual.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 23h

USC may have done more to lose this game than Notre Dame has done to win it.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 23h

What kind of fucking play call was that by Lincoln Riley? It’s 4th and 1—run the fucking ball.

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iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 23h

Notre Dame capitalized on the USC mistake.

It’s weird. USC is so fucking good and so fucking bad at the same time.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 23h

I feel like I pulled an announcer jinx.

iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 23h

Lmfao! And he fumbles right after I typed that.

I’m dead. 💀💀💀

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iHaveTenToes @ihavetentoes.bsky.social · 23h

Lemon is the one USC weapon that’s consistent.

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