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The Leopard Seal, found on the coast of Antarctica, will eat other seals and penguins.
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The Leopard Seal, found on the coast of Antarctica, will eat other seals and penguins.
Pirates, Santa, and Gangster Rap.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pirates, Santa, and Gangster Rap.
Cake and ice cream.
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Cake and ice cream.
Wapiti are fucking phenomenal creatures. Often called elk, they’re now recognized as closely related to the red dead. Making it more confusing, Europeans mean moose whey use the term elk.
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wapiti are fucking phenomenal creatures. Often called elk, they’re now recognized as closely related to the red dead. Making it more confusing, Europeans mean moose whey use the term elk.
The Southern Pudu is the smallest of all deer. Their size ranges from 23.5 to 33.5 inches. They’re distributed from southern Chile to South-western Argentina. I want one.
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Southern Pudu is the smallest of all deer. Their size ranges from 23.5 to 33.5 inches. They’re distributed from southern Chile to South-western Argentina. I want one.
The Black-Footed Ferret can be found in Badlands National Park. The animal almost went extinct in the 1990s.
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The Black-Footed Ferret can be found in Badlands National Park. The animal almost went extinct in the 1990s.
The Guanaco has more hemoglobin in their blood cells than any other animal, which allows them to survive at altitude.
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Guanaco has more hemoglobin in their blood cells than any other animal, which allows them to survive at altitude.
White-Tufted-Ear Marmoset:
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
White-Tufted-Ear Marmoset:
The Pygmy Marmoset is so fucking cute.
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Pygmy Marmoset is so fucking cute.
The Mantled Howler Monkey: “Females initiate mating by wiggling their tongue at a male. He responds in the same way and mating follows soon afterwards”
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The Mantled Howler Monkey: “Females initiate mating by wiggling their tongue at a male. He responds in the same way and mating follows soon afterwards”
“Weeping capuchins appear to use a certain species of millipede to repel unwanted biting insects. They squash the millipedes against their skin, releasing a toxin from the crushed bodies that keeps insects away.”
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“Weeping capuchins appear to use a certain species of millipede to repel unwanted biting insects. They squash the millipedes against their skin, releasing a toxin from the crushed bodies that keeps insects away.”
I’m really enjoying the new Wolftooth album. Very Black Sabbathy, but moments of pure fucking awesome metal. Nice driving power—that kind of good heaviness that makes you feel the momentum moving you like a rolling train or a galloping horse.
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’m really enjoying the new Wolftooth album. Very Black Sabbathy, but moments of pure fucking awesome metal. Nice driving power—that kind of good heaviness that makes you feel the momentum moving you like a rolling train or a galloping horse.
“Red Howler Monkeys roar, first thing in the morning before setting off to look for food. After a rest in the middle of the day, the monkeys feed some more before traveling back to their sleeping trees while howling at each other again.”
I may be a howler monkey.
I may be a howler monkey.
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“Red Howler Monkeys roar, first thing in the morning before setting off to look for food. After a rest in the middle of the day, the monkeys feed some more before traveling back to their sleeping trees while howling at each other again.”
I may be a howler monkey.
I may be a howler monkey.
Okay, the Trump Condom made me laugh.
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Okay, the Trump Condom made me laugh.
I want a Squirrel Monkey as a sidekick.
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I want a Squirrel Monkey as a sidekick.
The Pygmy Shrew is the smallest American mammal.
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Pygmy Shrew is the smallest American mammal.
“Desert shrews are often found living in garbage dumps around human settlements.”
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“Desert shrews are often found living in garbage dumps around human settlements.”
Good old Carrot Weather.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Good old Carrot Weather.
Browns fan trying to prop up Sanders because he played decent against a horrendous team…
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Browns fan trying to prop up Sanders because he played decent against a horrendous team…
I didn’t realize a new Frozen Planet 1969 album was released in late November.
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I didn’t realize a new Frozen Planet 1969 album was released in late November.
Poor Luke Skywalker.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Poor Luke Skywalker.
Northern Tamanduas lack teeth, so they mash insects in a muscular gizzard filled with swallowed grit that helps grind food. They’re called forest stinkers because they release a foul smell from anal glands to mark territory, and they also communicate with loud hisses. They look garbed in vests.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Northern Tamanduas lack teeth, so they mash insects in a muscular gizzard filled with swallowed grit that helps grind food. They’re called forest stinkers because they release a foul smell from anal glands to mark territory, and they also communicate with loud hisses. They look garbed in vests.