Sam? Of Rescue Pets?
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The artist currently known as Rescue Pets Came here to promote my music but now I’m just shouting my jokes and takes into the void IG: @iheartrescuepets Rescue Pets on all streaming services
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Thinking about that viral video of the Jonas Brothers singing "When You Look Me in the Eyes" except "look" and "eyes" were bleeped out
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I will only ever be convenienced
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i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
Reposted by Sam? Of Rescue Pets?
jonbois.bsky.social
i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
Reposted by Sam? Of Rescue Pets?
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The way my rotisserie chicken is from Whole Foods… it’s fate
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🙋🏻‍♀️ …that’s a whole ass bird
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Raise your hand if you just bought a rotisserie chicken for the first time and have gotten weirded out by your own carnivorous ways!
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Raise your hand if you just bought a rotisserie chicken for the first time and have gotten weirded out by your own carnivorous ways!
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Once you get hooked on the relaxation of a clean apartment every night there’s no going back I fear
Reposted by Sam? Of Rescue Pets?
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I really did something here
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Rescue Pets mascot idea: Laika the Dog
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Rescue Pets mascot idea: Laika the Dog
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I’m not swiping right on a guy named Buddy. Grow up
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”Mickey threatens to return to bluesky“
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The Summer I Turned Chopped and Unc
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Anemia: :(

Door dashing pho: :)
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The Manayunk music scene is one big polycule
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When I am feeling insecure and compare myself to other women, I remind myself that Sabrina Carpenter isn't less hot because Chappell Roan exists. Dafuq?
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Oh my god if I have to see another headshot of an evil lizard person in this administration I’m going to crash out in ways never attempted before
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Punk band name idea: Charlie Kirk Circle Jerk
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Giving my friend marriage advice at her bridal shower as if I'm not an unmarried child of divorce
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Yes
mollyknight.bsky.social
does anybody else feel like they are watching a mass psychosis