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A collection of three IID random variables stacked on top of each other in a trench-coat

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me walking out of Wicked: For Good
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
sorry can you repeat I blacked out
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
wicked is good fantasy because doomed yuri/yaoi is still the good shit even in this day and age
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
competting so hard you become the witting mouthpiece of a dicatorship is pretty bonkers stuff
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wicked opening number more like Oops I comphetted too close to the sun and now my only friend and wanna be gf ever is dead
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
telling your girl you love her while shoving her in a closet that she's now doomed to stay in her entire life is CRAZY work, anyway loved wicked
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I only just remembered that Elphaba straight up locked up a child in a dungeon literally right before Glinda and her do their gay ass duet. and Glinda saw it like they were almost making out on the balcony and there's an imprisoned child down there. ignoring it
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I literally can't deal with anymore doomed gays sobbing on the other side of a door I am fucking DONE with that sort of scene. it's ended. no more i will and always shall be. no more i love you good byes. sick of it
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
glinda's comphet is so intense it can be seen from space
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wicked, Original Star Trek, and Sherlock Holmes are these intellectual properties that are like, Zeno's paradox of gayness. they all move slowly but inexorably towards an explicitly gay adaption but despite each new adaption being twice as gay as the last they never actually reach the target
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I do think the Wicked 2 movie all but guarantees an actually explicitly gay adaption in like.....20 years. probably
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
the worst part about seeing Wicked 2 with straight women is they wanted to talk about Jonathan Bailey who I'm sure is a nice man but whatever when the YURI meter was off the charts. I had to go get the industrial yuri meter because the normal one tops out at 3.5 yuris
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
there was a much happier ending of Wicked where Glinda uses her sheer charisma to force Oz to accept her problematic GF and they rule together just saying
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
in Wicked 2 ariana grande confesses her love to another woman while locking herself away in a closet so she can go on to be the comp het hero Oz needs but not the one it deserves
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Saw wicked 2. Thoughts
- this movie was unnecessary but I care not at all. Loved it
- they really did toe right up to the line of making it gay. Arguably crossed it
- Yuri pon farr scene iykyk
- they blocked the het love scene like neither of them wanted to be there
- very politically pointed
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
said this before but it is interesting to be functionally illiterate in French while America is talking about its literacy crisis. I think most people don’t get what means

I can read a book in French. I can comprehend sentences. But I also look at sentences and discern the opposite of their meaning
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ok this was actually a GREAT idea. these games are perfect because the dialogue is click-through so you can take as along as you want to read the sentence and the language is simple with lots of turns of phrase to learn. the only downside is there's no voice acting
just bought the ace attorney games to play in french for the first time this is going to be a disaster
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
christ apparently since the last time I visited home the rules have gotten changed and I now am receiving a safety briefing about traveling to the US for work
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
whéééééé
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
this seems unbelievable but there appears to be no way to type accents in windows 11 without changing your entire language setting?? does anyone have any insights? every single keyboard shortcut I've tried doesn't work
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
dentist visit in 100% french achieved
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I don't understand why it became so trendy in triple A games to like, make it as hard as possible for the player to just do basic stuff on start up

like I'm also playing AC unity in French and it's a block of 20 minutes of cut scenes before you can hit a basic graphics menu
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
just bought the ace attorney games to play in french for the first time this is going to be a disaster
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I am going to write a language course that has NO SHOPPING AT THE MARKET dialogues
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I had to read a story involving le Pain de sucre in French class today and straight up thought I was losing my mind
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM