John Pederson
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In 1913, Émile Borel’s Infinite Monkey Theorem said that a monkey hitting keys at random for eternity would eventually type every possible text— from “banana” to the complete works of Shakespeare. Instead, we got AI.
Mr. Pixels binges ESPN8 THE OCHO during the holiday season. Mr. Pixels is about 7 days ahead of himself right now.
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mr. Pixels binges ESPN8 THE OCHO during the holiday season. Mr. Pixels is about 7 days ahead of himself right now.
I'm at my first K12 edtech conference in over a decade. There is some strong SpangleAI energy in this place.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm at my first K12 edtech conference in over a decade. There is some strong SpangleAI energy in this place.
"The work is mysterious and important."
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"The work is mysterious and important."
Mr. Pixels is back for three weeks of chaos.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Mr. Pixels is back for three weeks of chaos.
Our President puts ketchup on his turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Our President puts ketchup on his turkey.
The store suggested 1.5 pounds per person. I exceeded that.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The store suggested 1.5 pounds per person. I exceeded that.
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Epstein Emails Implicating Trump Surface as Ghislaine Gets VIP Treatment in Prison
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November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Epstein Emails Implicating Trump Surface as Ghislaine Gets VIP Treatment in Prison
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Mr. Pixel's Tears Hot Sauce. Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Mr. Pixel's Tears Hot Sauce. Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot.
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Mr. Pickles? www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Mr. Pickles? www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Louvre. Six letters+ mixedcaps+.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Louvre. Six letters+ mixedcaps+.
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Bad week to be named Andrew.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bad week to be named Andrew.
Pertaneer leaf blown weekend. @shareski.ca @jonbecker.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pertaneer leaf blown weekend. @shareski.ca @jonbecker.bsky.social
Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.
I spent today learning from American tribal college IT people what they need and don't. I love my job.
October 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I spent today learning from American tribal college IT people what they need and don't. I love my job.
Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.
Wisconsin should only get to do Jump Around with a winning record.
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Wisconsin should only get to do Jump Around with a winning record.
…is why Wisconsin cannot have nice things.
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
…is why Wisconsin cannot have nice things.
I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.
I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.