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I Like Squids 😊🌻☮️🌍👁️❤️🦑
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!
AEA, SAG/AFTRA,🌊anti-Trump liberal, foodie, animal lover, part-time painter & writer, full-time hypochondriac
#NYYankees⚾️ #HashtagGames #BanKillShelters
Pinned
#IfTurkeysWereInCharge
They'd come in like a butterball!
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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#IfTurkeysWereInCharge things would get WILD real quick!
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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#IfTurkeysWereInCharge I hope you love having ham cuz that’s what we’re gonna have ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
#IfTurkeysWereInCharge
Trump would NOT be pardoned.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#TheHolidaysAreAPerfectTime for
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
#WhatIFindAbsurdIsThat Mike Johnson won't give his mother a ride to work!
a person in a blue coat walking through the snow
ALT: a person in a blue coat walking through the snow
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November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#MillennialYoMammaJokes
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born,
The Dead Sea just started getting sick.
two women are laughing and one of them is saying `` i need nights like this ''
ALT: two women are laughing and one of them is saying `` i need nights like this ''
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November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
#SongsAboutBugs
Licy Margarita
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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#SongsAboutBugs
In The Air Termite
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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#SongsAboutBugs
Gnat's life!🤦‍♂️
a judge is holding a green spatula in front of the american flag .
ALT: a judge is holding a green spatula in front of the american flag .
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November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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#SongsAboutBugs
Put me in Roach,
I'm ready to play today
(look at me, I can be
centerfield)
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#SongsAboutBugs
Spiders on the Storm
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
#ImNotABadLoserBut that's because if I think I'm losing, I always leave!
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
#IncludeSpinMonthBright
Last month, I promised myself I wouldn’t spin in my desk chair, yet there I was, whirling like a bright, confused carnival ride. My coworkers started ignoring me after HR labeled me “an unpredictable rotational hazard.”
a woman is sitting on a wooden chair in a room
ALT: a woman is sitting on a wooden chair in a room
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November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#IncludeSpinMonthBright
Almost every month, my cat does a dramatic spin before pouncing on absolutely nothing, as if competing in invisible gymnastics. The vet says she's perfectly healthy—just bright enough to be weird on purpose.
a cat is walking on the floor and looking at the camera
ALT: a cat is walking on the floor and looking at the camera
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November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Someone asked me if I wanted a KitKat, and that's #TheLastThingIRemembered
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
#WhatMyHappyHourIs
Quality time with my beautiful daughter Susan.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo
In the Epstein files!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews was actually GOOD...for the first time since I can remember!!!
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#HowIWouldGetTheJobDone
Mother's little helper!
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM