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1SafeDriver
@1safedriver.bsky.social
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Provider of #DefensiveDriving classes online and in person. Having fun in traffic school! 1SafeDriver.com is here for the hashtag games.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · Jan 8
#MyShowAndTell is perfectly innocent!
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 1d
#ImNoCriminalBut I've seen evidence that it's a lucrative side gig
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 1d
#ImNoCriminalBut I prefer the smooth type to the crunchy type.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2d
#ImNotGoodAtWritingBut I'm a great reader!
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2d
#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes
An autographed photo of the real Corn Pop
#IYKYK
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barking @mdicey.bsky.social · 2d
#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes
mini truck nuts for toy pickups
truck nuts toy truck
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2d
#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes
keys to a full size toy car
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2d
#IncludeSwingFortuneHealthy
It doesn't cost a fortune to find joy.
Try active swinging as high as you can get on a playground set for 5 minutes.
Then, explain your mental health moment to the authorities.
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Col G @colg.bsky.social · 2d
#AllAboutPastaInASongOrMovie

Dude Where's My Carbonara?
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2d
#AllAboutPastaInASongOrMovie
Chef Boyardee's Dreams
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2d
#AllAboutPastaInASongOrMovie
Angel Hairspray
Hairspray GIF
ALT: Hairspray GIF
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2d
#OnlyWhenYouPlayYourCardsRight will you make it to the first #HashtagGame of the day on time!
Today was not that day.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 3d
#HurryUpBefore all the BOGOs are gone!!
three women are sitting in a car and one of them is talking about shopping .
ALT: three women are sitting in a car and one of them is talking about shopping .
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 3d
#ItsNotAboutEtiquettesBut
DON'T PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 3d
#ItsNotAboutEtiquettesBut
if we could just TRY to be on time more often, m'kay?!
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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 3d
Every Cybertruck owner fits a profile. They aren't beating the allegations.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 3d
Nice!
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 3d
#IKeepMyValuesExceptWhen my convenience is at stake, apparently.
a blue van with the word prime on the side
ALT: a blue van with the word prime on the side
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 3d
#ImNotTheBossBut I'm subbing in until one can be found.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 4d
Being late is part of #GrowingUpWicked
a cartoon character says you 're too late while wearing a white dress .
ALT: a cartoon character says you 're too late while wearing a white dress .
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Leandra @leandraus.bsky.social · 4d
Have a nice trip #WhatMyBodyMovementsSay
a woman in a pink sweater is reaching out to a bear
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is reaching out to a bear
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Lisa Champney @lisachampny.bsky.social · 4d
#WhatMyBodyMovementsSay I'm having one of those days! 😜
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 4d
#WhatMyBodyMovementsSay
GOOOOO ALREADY!
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Paul Waxman @paulmwaxman.bsky.social · 4d
#MyWarningLabelShouldSay

Keep away from:

open flames
anything that could make fire
power tools
glass
motor vehicles
humans
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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 4d
#MyWarningLabelShouldSay

If you can read this you are to close.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 4d
#MyWarningLabelShouldSay things nicely, but...
🤷WTF, I get attention.
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