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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 2h

Tory complaining about Fiona Bruce interrupting him on #BBCQT?
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RaveninAK @raveninak.bsky.social · 10h

She’s not very bright. Puppy killer.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 17h

Kemi Badenoch reveals her new economic advisor.

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Save Redland Library @saveredlandlibr.bsky.social · 10h

4:30pm TODAY on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social

👉 joint #TVFilmOfTheDay

The 1963 #Satirical #Comedy film🎥 “Heavens Above!” directed by John Boulting + Roy Boulting & written by Frank Harvey

🌟 Peter Sellers, Cecil Parker, Isabel Jeans, Eric Sykes, Bernard Miles, Ian Carmichael, Irene Handl

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Ashfromenfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 11h

Even Specsavers couldn’t help her 🤣🤣🤣

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 12h

Big Belly Piece Prize.

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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 12h

"They are responsible for allowing raw sewage to go regularly into the river systems and making it unsafe."

Lead claimant Justine Evans tells @c4ciaran.bsky.social what she hopes her massive river protection lawsuit will achieve.

Read and watch more here:

River Wye: Thousands join UK’s biggest environmental lawsuit

It's believed to be the UK's biggest ever environmental pollution lawsuit - nearly 4,000 people have joined a claim at the High Court against companies they blame for causing "extensive and widespread...

www.channel4.com

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 12h

Not forgetting the large number of the disgusting zero hour contracts.

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 14h

I was almost picked to be Electrician of the Year, but I didn’t get enough volts.

#LunchPun

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 13h

Were you beaten by some bright Spark?

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 1d

Helen Whately has the highest rent expenses in Westminster.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 13h

Has someone moved Faversham to the Outer Hebrides or something.

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kevlarrus.bsky.social @kevlarrus.bsky.social · 18h

I doubt she can count to 39

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 13h

#GimmeBeerAndPizzaAndIWill

Not Eat the Pizza but drink all the beer.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 14h

They do not open on Monday,
Some do not open on Tuesday
Lots closed before 22:00
Because they say they can not pay the staff.
So how are they going to open latter?

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Lord Dom B @lorddom.bsky.social · 14h

Get down the Co-Op. Deals like this don’t last forever.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 14h

It is not going to happen.

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 16h

Leaves on the line are a lot less funny than they sound, tbf

Aftermath of the Salisbury rail crash of 2021, with two passenger trains wedged in a tunnel and emergency services on scene. One driver suffered life-changing injuries, 13 others were treated in hospital. The cause was leaves on the track leaving one of the trains unable to stop, then passing a signal at danger.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 15h

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Monty Dodge @montyofdodgington.bsky.social · 15h

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 15h

Manuel as DPM and Home Sec.
The Major Foreign Sec.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 16h

Boom--Boom..

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Atmospheric Knight @irishsequoia.bsky.social · 16h

Basil Brush.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 16h

To expensive can not afford to go even if I wanted to.

And who wants to go to London to get your phone nicked or get mugged.

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neilp @neilp78.bsky.social · 16h

Kemi Badenoch Calling Starmer useless is a bit pot and kettle.

All the present Tory front bench are useless probably their best bet at the moment is Cleverly but he still is not much better.

Starmer has his faults but is still better than Kemi Badenoch and any Tory front bencher.

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