Ray*mond Li*terally
LightNews LightNews
banner
madbarrister.bsky.social
Ray*mond Li*terally
@madbarrister.bsky.social
440 followers 490 following 1.4K posts
God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be satisfied. -- Well, I'm waiting...🙄 Not literally a barrister or mouse. Hashtag Games!
Posts Replies Media Videos
madbarrister.bsky.social
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory Prove your love, take the turkey
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
fleurdela.bsky.social
🦃💢

We have no idea how the turkey got ahold of a wrecking ball...

#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory

#TalkieTags #HashtagGame
Turkey on a wrecking ball. Text: I came in like a Butterball!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
fleurdela.bsky.social
🦉💢
🦃☠️

Damned human took a photo of me poaching a turkey from this estate...

My defense of "I'm an owl, dammit," cut no ice with the bastards.💢🦉💢

#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory

#TalkieTags #HashtagGame
A great horned owl scowling at the camera from on top of a turkey it just caught.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
brandnewmcmann.bsky.social
Do You Smell Something?
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
brandnewmcmann.bsky.social
……………………*sigh*
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory Having family for dinner
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
nessastar4.bsky.social
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
You get to sit with my "friendly" cat...
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
nessastar4.bsky.social
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
Involves Pineapple Pizza...
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory Turkey for one
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless you've missed it completely
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless you're caught in the act
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
stigjones1.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless it's a big eel🤦‍♂️
a close up of a fish with a large eye
ALT: a close up of a fish with a large eye
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
stigjones1.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless it's a big meal🤦‍♂️
a man is sitting at a table eating a very large hamburger .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table eating a very large hamburger .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
foolwearsblack.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless I catch you.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
stigjones1.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless it's Emma Peel🤦‍♂️
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a black leather jacket
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a black leather jacket
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
1safedriver.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless glitter is involved.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
lisachampny.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless Mom says No.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless you've taken my things
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
lisachampny.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless I just got myself comfortable.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless the injury is serious
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
wchrisg0528.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless its my stuff
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless Your apostrophe is missing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless you've been detained by ICE
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
lisachampny.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless we accidentally walked in to the wrong theater. 😳
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Ray*mond Li*terally
lisachampny.bsky.social
#ItsNotABigDealUnless You were planning on eating the last piece of pizza that I just ate.
alvin the chipmunk from the alvin and the chipmunks is standing with his arms crossed and says oops .
ALT: alvin the chipmunk from the alvin and the chipmunks is standing with his arms crossed and says oops .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM