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tori toot

@imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social

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hello, I’m tori. part time folksinger. accidental historian. sometimes shitposter. Phil Ochs scholar. creator of the God Help the Troubadour podcast. 29. pinko.

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

my hair looks so good today

tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

exaaaaaactly. halloween all year is cool, christmas all year is tacky

tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

how do I avoid mentioning her at my job interview

tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

it’s funny because I get mad at this but not the halloween stuff being out in August

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

tysm!!!!

tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

I hate gay halloween. what do you mean you’re a “c*nty Koko the Clown from the Betty Boop Snow White cartoon where Cab Calloway as a rotoscoped Koko sings ‘St. James Infirmary’ with a 20 dollar gold piece on my watch chain so you can let all the boys know I died standing pat”?

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

pls!!

tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

damn hmu when you do this again because I was decompressing from yesterday hahaah

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 1d

labubutttootking

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 3d

yeah

tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 3d

wow rude autocorrect *carries

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 3d

@suzietoot.bsky.social fyi, the makeup store in JCPenney Carrie’s Kim Chi cosmetics in case you’re on the road and run out of the concealer 🤍

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 3d

just a lot of driving :/

tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 3d

see u there diva!!!!

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 3d

fr I know how to dress but don’t ever put me in a situation

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tori toot @imgonnasayitnow.bsky.social · 3d

you’re telling me that if I enter the btk costume contest I’m gonna have to lip sync for my life?? me, who cannot dance and doesn’t know most songs from this decade?