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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 6m

It’s always fuck Tom Wilson hours

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 1h

I think we can officially say Trevor Lawrence is bootycheeks

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 14h

Found a cool karaoke place

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 17h

It’s one of the reasons I could never fully get into college football. They basically decide in preseason who is and isn’t eligible to play for the championship

If you’re ranked #4 before the season you get a ton of leash. If you’re unranked before the season you could go 13-0 and it won’t matter

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 17h

Mika has been good this year and if you’re talking shit about him you just have a vendetta at this point

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 17h

Preseason rankings and strength of schedule

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 22h

I told Clay Travis to swim in an ocean of acid

Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 23h

Violent terrorists caught in action

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 1d

#NoKings #NoKingsOrlando #FascistsGetScratches

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · 1d

Got a week long ban on the Nazi platform, so guess who’s back here

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Mar 27

Rangers fans division on re-hiring Torts represented in meme form

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Feb 14

Hey girl are you half of Mikko Rantanens contract? Cuz I wanna eat you for a 3rd round

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 27

They just asked if they could trade me to another hotel and I said no

Now they’re telling me they’re gonna put me on waivers and Motel 6 is gonna claim me??

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 23

This cost $327 in Donald Trumps economy

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Brett A.M. @brettam84.bsky.social · Jan 20

Day 1 of trying to ignore the news and the richest man in the world does the nazi salute twice.

But hey guys, his grandparents were only nazi supporters who immigrated to South Africa to enjoy apartheid. He only welcomed back nazis to twitter. It’s not what you think.

I gotta get out of here.

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 20

Yeah idk how I’m gonna get through the next 4 years. Thought I could just bury my head in the sand, but it’s day 1 and I’m already spiraling

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 20

Yeah I’m gonna have to go ahead and avoid social media today

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 16

Every time this comes up in my memories it makes me laugh

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 16

Oh man that’s fucking brutal, sorry dude

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Foot Clan Reject @jorenonirom.bsky.social · Jan 15

Everyone who says "run the country like a business" thinks they're gonna be treated like a board member.

Nah. We're all the employees who get scheduled for exactly 39 hours a week so we're not getting full-time benefits.

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 15

It’s not as big a deal because they’re playing better lately, BUT

In a season where a huge part of the problem has been effort, it’s ironic that the Rangers decided that Kaapo Kakko and Brett Berard (arguably their 2 most high effort players beside Cuylle) had no place in their lineup

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 14

???

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 7

Exactly. He needs to just be behind the scenes doing transactions, and that’s it

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 7

Like damn dude makes THE best cupcakes in the state! He should open a cupcake shop!

But then he can’t retain any employees and customers hate him because he’s a giant douche, so the store goes under

Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 7

Drury reminds me of a business owner who is great at their craft, but bad at the other aspects of owning a business like logistics, people management etc

He’s good at the transactional parts of being a GM (first offseason aside), but he’s terrible at PR/people management etc

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Lou @immortallou30.bsky.social · Jan 7

Drury reminds me of a business owner who is great at their craft, but bad at the other aspects of owning a business like logistics, people management etc

He’s good at the transactional parts of being a GM (first offseason aside), but he’s terrible at PR/people management etc

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