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Elon can lick the wrinkliest part of my sack
Who could have possibly seen this coming except literally any human that watched a Jets game last year

This is the exact same shit he was doing last season
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Today I learned Laveranues Coles is now a cop
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Patriots will always be dirty cheating scumbags
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
And he wanted LTs number 🤡
Abdul Carter is a total fucking clown

Talked all that idiotic shit after getting son’d by the Jets in the preseason

Now he’s got 0.5 sacks and 2 benchings for missing meetings

Absolutely mainlined his own kool aid and thought he was football jesus before he ever accomplished a damn thing
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Abdul Carter is a total fucking clown

Talked all that idiotic shit after getting son’d by the Jets in the preseason

Now he’s got 0.5 sacks and 2 benchings for missing meetings

Absolutely mainlined his own kool aid and thought he was football jesus before he ever accomplished a damn thing
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dart my dude step the fuck outta bounds
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I wonder if the Jets could get DJ Moore out of Chicago

Odunze is clearly the 1, and obviously you don’t value Moore if Olamide Zaccheaus is getting the same amount of targets as him
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Now seated let’s gooo!!!
The Elphaba one was much better
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Elphaba one was much better
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why is it so gray? I don’t remember it being so gray
Headed back to the northeast today for a 2 week stay

Been dreading facing the cold and dark of northeast winter, but honestly the forecast doesn’t look too bad

I’ll still deeply miss the Florida 75 and sunny
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’m having a hard time getting worked up about Pärssinen

It was a whiff, for sure. But it was worth the gamble

You took a shot at potentially having a young, cheap 3C. It didn’t work out and now he’s either off our books or counts $100k against our cap

It’s whatever. It’s not some crippling error
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Seeing Wicked tonight and I can’t wait to openly sob in the theater for 2 and a half hours
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Headed back to the northeast today for a 2 week stay

Been dreading facing the cold and dark of northeast winter, but honestly the forecast doesn’t look too bad

I’ll still deeply miss the Florida 75 and sunny
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’d bet every dollar I have that the conservative bot farm on the other site is fixated more on the use of the F word here than on Trump calling for the hanging of members of Congress
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
sToP cAlLiNg uS nAzIs
This is not a man who should be President of the United States.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yeah I’m sorry I just can’t put any hope into the Epstein Files taking down Trump

It’s so easy to see what’s going to happen. They’re gonna release a bunch of highly redacted and falsified documents that somehow exonerate Trump and implicate a bunch of Democrats, and they’re gonna try and flip it
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“I voted for him because grocery prices are too high”
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is what the files gonna look like when they release them
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m at warped tour going in pits and drinking four Lokos. What year is it

Re-living my 20s big time
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Yeah I can’t take the Devils seriously

Good luck winning more than 2 playoff series when Jack Hughes is missing games 3 and 4 because he rolled his ankle stepping off the curb and your goalies are putting up .893
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
??? “No moshing” at Warped Tour is like having a “No swimming” sign at the community pool
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I love how MAGAs think “but Bill Clinton!” is some big gotcha

A) We don’t care about Bill Clinton. We just don’t

B) Buddy I don’t care if it’s Bill Clinton, Bill Burr, Bill Croskey-Merritt, or Bill Nye The Science Guy - If they were molesting kids on Pedo Island, prosecute them
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“It’s perfectly normal and natural for grown adult men to have sexual relations with prepubescent women” by tomorrow
24 hours. Not even
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wow. Brooks was a guy that you kinda loved or hated, but either way he was an absolute legend. RIP.
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM