"Wade, this is said with all due respect. One of you is enough chaos for the whole of the multiverse---"

"HOW MANY WADES ARE THERE?!?!?"

This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.

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"Really? Huh, alright, that's one I haven't heard before. Only folks I know that got their powers from Clcosmic waves were the Fantastic Four. A Hulk made from cosmic energy... how does that work? Is it still a rage thing like Banner..? Or do you transform from something else?"

"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?"

Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.

"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke."

He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.

"Let's start over, nice to meet you."

Casually Aura Farming.

"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people."

He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"

"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself."

A gentle snicker.

"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."

He joked

🎙May I have your attention, please?

🎙May I have your attention, please?

🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.

🎙I repeat

🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.

We're gonna have a problem here...

~Joke as the webs reached the maximum amount of tension he could put them under without them snapping. Raising a foot of the wall and raising his knee up for the other to use as a platform for kicking off of.

"Please keep arms and legs inside the ride at all times."

"Yeah? Alright then, load up!"

With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs.

"Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings."

He snickered lightly at his own~

"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine."

Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.

"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!"

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"WHERE'S MY MP3 PLAYER?!? AW C'MON! If Tony finds out I lost that he's gonna kill me- The Last Stark brand MP3 in my world and I lost it-"

~Even get an answer for the question, an all too familiar sensation vibrated the back of his skull. His spider sense.

"LOOK OUT!"

Peter pushed himself off the building, just narrowly avoiding the razor goblin bombs that were now raining down towards them.

"Yeah? Don't say I didn't warn ya-"

With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building.

"Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?"

Before Peter could~

"Aw, don't gotta flatter me like that, Tony. If traveling universes has taught me anything, there are more than enough Spider-Men to go around."

He said with a playful chuckle.

"So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."

|| Signing onto bluesky this morning just to see a Spider-Man has been murdered: