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Loona
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Loona Buckzo.
IMP's Receptionist.
Mun age 30+, Loona is 22
Penned by Spud. Mature Content Ahead.
#HHRP #HBRP #MVRP
Pinned
"Yeah, this is I.M.P. Who the fuck do you want us to murder?"
a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on the floor looking at a cell phone .
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"Besides the obvious smartass joke... You'll get a few fuckers here too."
“Yeah. I have to deal with those kind of creeps too. So many losers think just cause I’m a rabbit it means I’m interesting in breeding.”
"... It's why I'm not attacking you, because I know that."

She leans back in her chair.

"... You ain't some random fuck who comes in looking to sell a 'job' that doesn't exist."
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Time to break shit.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 AM
"... It's why I'm not attacking you, because I know that."

She leans back in her chair.

"... You ain't some random fuck who comes in looking to sell a 'job' that doesn't exist."
“Calm down. Not everyone around you is a pervert that wants to screw you.”

She puts the phone down once she finishes smoothing down her fur.
"You're really pointing that in my direction. Normally I'm camera adverse because that's what those perverts who want to ogle the staff try to do."
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
"You're really pointing that in my direction. Normally I'm camera adverse because that's what those perverts who want to ogle the staff try to do."
“Heh. Sorry, I’m just using my phone camera to make sure I look cute and perfect for my first day on the job”
"Is that a fucking camera, I'm trying to work."
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I lock him in a cubicle sometimes.
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Moxxie loves office work.
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"Is that a fucking camera, I'm trying to work."
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"It's drunk hound hours and I still have a keg left."
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"Ah shit, really?"
"More like he met his match. An overprotective grandma."
"... Is there more hate on my dad?"
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"... Is there more hate on my dad?"
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
She breaks chairs.
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
On the job.
She stole it.
Since when did you get a chainsaw?!

How could we afford one?
Okay she's getting the chainsaw.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
((what if I give Loona a bloodlust trait as a treat?))
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
She was kicked out of a bar so excuse her going back in and... Okay there's the sounds of absolute carnage.
Blink blink.

Sip coffee...

"This oughta be good."
Okay she's getting the chainsaw.
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Okay she's getting the chainsaw.
Stitch Chainsaw GIF
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December 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I get paid but I don't get paid.
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
You heard nothing Blitz.
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Yeah. He's my dad.
So fucking what.
Wanna fight about it?
I've been wanting to break my foot off inside an ass today.
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"... There's just not much going on."
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Give me the coffee."
“Well if you don’t want it-”
"... Hmm."
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"... Hmm."
“No? I just got you a coffee girl.”
"... Are you setting up a trap?"
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"... Are you setting up a trap?"
“….Well damn. Guess I’ll have to drink both of these cups of coffee then-”
"I ain't fucking here."
December 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Throwing a chair so hard it sticks in the wall.
a man standing on a chair with the words tiktok air darts written on the ceiling
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December 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM