Wilber II
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I am nobody, and it will probably save me.
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
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Doubled my annual donation to @wikipedia.org this year to support their amazing work. Also @mcsweeneys.net outdoes itself once again with this amazing piece
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
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October 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Doubled my annual donation to @wikipedia.org this year to support their amazing work. Also @mcsweeneys.net outdoes itself once again with this amazing piece
Do the opposite of everything Dandy Donnie says to do and you’ll be ok.
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Do the opposite of everything Dandy Donnie says to do and you’ll be ok.
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Never again.
U.S. to photograph Canadian travellers when they enter and exit at all land borders, airports | CBC News
The United States is expanding its facial identification program for travellers, with the goal of collecting images of non-U.S. citizens entering and exiting the country by all modes of transport.
www.cbc.ca
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Never again.
Musk is still in the billionaire circle supporting Trump, in addition to being a megalomaniac.
www.npr.org/2025/10/17/n...
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A classified network of SpaceX satellites is emitting a mysterious signal
An amateur satellite tracker stumbled across the signal which is coming from Starshield satellites in a "hidden" part of the radio spectrum.
www.npr.org
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Musk is still in the billionaire circle supporting Trump, in addition to being a megalomaniac.
www.npr.org/2025/10/17/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/17/n...
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🚨 Mission improbable 2026 !!! 🚨
Was it enough for Donald Trump to not get the Nobel Peace Prize? NO!! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to help Donald Trump win the IGNOBLE peace prize in 2026! Show him that the world is officially laughing at him!
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Was it enough for Donald Trump to not get the Nobel Peace Prize? NO!! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to help Donald Trump win the IGNOBLE peace prize in 2026! Show him that the world is officially laughing at him!
improbable.com/ig/about-the...
Ig Nobel Nominations
How to Nominate Someone Want to nominate a deserving person (or team) to win an Ig Nobel Prize? Please send the pertinent info to <marc ATTTTTT improbable DOTTTTT com> Spirit and Philo…
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October 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
🚨 Mission improbable 2026 !!! 🚨
Was it enough for Donald Trump to not get the Nobel Peace Prize? NO!! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to help Donald Trump win the IGNOBLE peace prize in 2026! Show him that the world is officially laughing at him!
improbable.com/ig/about-the...
Was it enough for Donald Trump to not get the Nobel Peace Prize? NO!! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to help Donald Trump win the IGNOBLE peace prize in 2026! Show him that the world is officially laughing at him!
improbable.com/ig/about-the...
If you’re not getting an annual Covid shot you’re dumber than Donnie, and that’s a very dumb bar.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/p...
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Trump received Covid vaccine and flu shot during second physical of the year | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump received a Covid vaccine and flu shot during his visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday, his physician said in a memo released by the White House.
www.cnn.com
October 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If you’re not getting an annual Covid shot you’re dumber than Donnie, and that’s a very dumb bar.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/p...
Trump is a divider not a unifier, tearing people down rather than building them up, a sadist in love with himself. Nearly everybody except Stephen Miller is a better advocate for peace.
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado
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Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado
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Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...
apnews.com
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Trump is a divider not a unifier, tearing people down rather than building them up, a sadist in love with himself. Nearly everybody except Stephen Miller is a better advocate for peace.
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado
apnews.com/article/nobe...
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado
apnews.com/article/nobe...
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If anyone is unfamiliar with COINTELPRO in American history, highly suggest reading about it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTEL...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTEL...
COINTELPRO - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If anyone is unfamiliar with COINTELPRO in American history, highly suggest reading about it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTEL...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTEL...
This is what I mean when I say Donnie Diaper is a Dick. FDT
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This is what I mean when I say Donnie Diaper is a Dick. FDT
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Hey Hegseth, you racist traitor piece of garbage. The longest serving active duty marine in US history is a Black Woman!
taskandpurpose.com/news/longest...
taskandpurpose.com/news/longest...
Longest-serving active duty Marine to retire after 42 years
Lt. Col. Rhonda C. Martin is the longest-serving active duty Marine, and she is set to retire after more than four decades of service.
taskandpurpose.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hey Hegseth, you racist traitor piece of garbage. The longest serving active duty marine in US history is a Black Woman!
taskandpurpose.com/news/longest...
taskandpurpose.com/news/longest...
The last shutdown the Dept of Homeland Security was closed except TSA. Wanna bet that doesn’t happen this time?
In case anyone forgot details of the last shutdown (also under Trump , and the longest in US history) where he insisted on 5.7 billion to build a border wall and ended up costing the taxpayers over 10 billion dollars
2018–2019 United States federal government shutdown - Wikipedia
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October 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The last shutdown the Dept of Homeland Security was closed except TSA. Wanna bet that doesn’t happen this time?
If you are not actively against this administration you no longer have a place in America. Fox-watching trump supporters will be surprised when he comes for them too. FDT
In one historic speech, Trump eviscerated decades of civil-military restraint and proclaimed the U.S. armed forces as his weapon of choice against domestic "enemies."
Trump's MAGA-fied military prepares for "war from within"
In one historic speech, Trump eviscerated decades of civil-military restraint.
www.axios.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
If you are not actively against this administration you no longer have a place in America. Fox-watching trump supporters will be surprised when he comes for them too. FDT
This is why the second amendment was put in place.
He want to “train the military” by attacking American cities. This is treason
Trump to top military officials: "I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military. National Guard, but our military. Because we're going into Chicago very soon. That's a big city with an incompetent governor. Stupid governor."
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is why the second amendment was put in place.
It’s the opposite game. Whatever I say I NOT going to do, I do. Whatever I accuse you of, is something I’m doing myself.
FDT, Putin and all despotic dictators.
FDT, Putin and all despotic dictators.
Spoiler alert: they will be sent to the frontlines
Putin has signed a decree on the autumn draft, running from October 1 to December 31.
During this period, the Russian authorities plan to call up 135,000 people for compulsory military service.
Russia promises not to send them to the frontlines.
During this period, the Russian authorities plan to call up 135,000 people for compulsory military service.
Russia promises not to send them to the frontlines.
September 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It’s the opposite game. Whatever I say I NOT going to do, I do. Whatever I accuse you of, is something I’m doing myself.
FDT, Putin and all despotic dictators.
FDT, Putin and all despotic dictators.
Normal protests and legal moves will soon matter little it seems. If you are going it is time to git.
This is crazy; look up Ben Hodges career and you’ll see why
Real post on another network:
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Normal protests and legal moves will soon matter little it seems. If you are going it is time to git.
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🚨 **this is a huge deal. This takes all of the operational command out of areas of the world they need to be in; for what? What are they planning? ** 🚨
🚨 Calling all admirals & generals together as a budget shutdown, command reorganizations & mass firings loom⁉️
What are they plotting?
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What are they plotting?
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Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
wapo.st
September 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
🚨 **this is a huge deal. This takes all of the operational command out of areas of the world they need to be in; for what? What are they planning? ** 🚨
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When there are no rules, we can do anything. I think we’ll start with MAGA.
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Senate confirms 48 of Trump's nominees at once after changing the chamber's rules
The Senate has confirmed 48 of President Donald Trump’s nominees. Republicans acted for the first time under new rules to clear a backlog of executive branch positions that had been delayed by Democra...
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September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When there are no rules, we can do anything. I think we’ll start with MAGA.
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1. There is no antifa organization but without due process trump enemies will just be declared antifa, then prosecuted.
2. Trump has declared himself fascist.
3. This is a Miller manipulation of senile Donnie.
4. FDT and his minions
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2. Trump has declared himself fascist.
3. This is a Miller manipulation of senile Donnie.
4. FDT and his minions
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Trump says he’ll designate antifa as a terrorist group but offers few details
President Donald Trump says he plans to designate antifa as a “major terrorist organization.” Antifa, short for short for “anti-fascists,” is an umbrella term for far-left-leaning militant groups and ...
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September 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
1. There is no antifa organization but without due process trump enemies will just be declared antifa, then prosecuted.
2. Trump has declared himself fascist.
3. This is a Miller manipulation of senile Donnie.
4. FDT and his minions
apnews.com/article/trum...
2. Trump has declared himself fascist.
3. This is a Miller manipulation of senile Donnie.
4. FDT and his minions
apnews.com/article/trum...
Domestic terrorists are mostly radical right wing. Pass it on. FDT
This shit is getting real. This is so bad. Are we paying attention to anything negative to their narrative being disappeared asap. Everything is happening at a super speed pace
September 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Domestic terrorists are mostly radical right wing. Pass it on. FDT
They are correct. Fascist is a better word. But no matter. They can’t spell either one.
MAGA: “Don’t call us Nazis!”
Also MAGA while referencing Wagner on full volume:
Also MAGA while referencing Wagner on full volume:
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
They are correct. Fascist is a better word. But no matter. They can’t spell either one.