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Iljax Ceateux

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28 | GNB/MCH | Eorzea’s #1 Smuggler, Salesman, and Courier. Fixer, Tinkerer, Flirt, Ishgard’s Worst Kept Secret 🔞 https://iljax-ceateux.carrd.co Pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/miqotussy.bsky.social Header: https://bsky.app/profile/batcastle.bsky.social

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · Nov 6

Howdy Howdy! I'm Ollie and my WoL is Iljax! 💚
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Iljax Ceatuex, a green haired Viera, stands before the camera looking smugly. Behind him Kyuu, a white haired viera, reads a book on the left. Sihna, a white haired Miqo'te pursues a selection of gemstones in display cases on the right of the shot, while Vazhi, a red haired Miqo

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

Optimistic Merchant

{ #iljax• #gpose • #gposers • #noimnotahuman}

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Tavi!! 💫 @tavi-time.bsky.social · 17h

Had to gpose it

A gpose of G’raha made to look like the meme of a man striking a hip jutting out ecstatic post with the caption “when they fajitas come out sizzlin’!”

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 15h

We have got to start killing these people

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kiht 🌙 @st4rcr0ss.bsky.social · 6d

the echo is a historian's wet dream
#tarokiht | @tarozine.bsky.social

Kiht and Taro exploring some ruins. In the foreground, Kiht is looking out off screen, peering at something in the distance. Taro writes some notes in the background.

Kiht's echo is triggered, and she clutches at her forehead as the vision takes her. Taro straightens up in the background, recognizing the sound she makes when she gets an echo. because she is his wife and he loves her.

When Kiht comes to from the echo, Taro is at her side, excitedly clutching his fists and tail and ears pricked up. He says "You're back! What did you see? Tell me everything!" Kiht is taken aback, furrowing her brow and flopping an ear to the side. She mutters, "Darling... so quick.."

Kiht sighs and shrugs, taking the opportunity to scratch Taro's chin and bread. He melts into her touch, eyes closed and smiling in relaxation. He purrs too. Kiht closes her eyes and looks down. "Mmm, well it can't be helped... Go finish your notes and I'll tell you."

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 18h

I’m so sorry for what Mr frog just did to him the other night

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apple for you @tiatime.bsky.social · 1d

watching smiling friends new season and forgot about this fucking kanan I made forever ago

kanan drawn in the same style as pim from smiling friends

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 20h

If you see me repost my shit a bunch today it’s because I’m learning to be proud of what I make 🤓

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kiht 🌙 @st4rcr0ss.bsky.social · 1d

when them fajitas come out sizzlin
#kihtmeme

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 21h

Work needs to slow down I wanna talk about office aus and sucking and fucking and slow burn!! Not!!! Working!!!

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Kk 🌱 @aethercurrent.bsky.social · 21h

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 21h

“We learned he’ll take any pills we give him so we just started giving him multivitamins”

Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 21h

Look zkiko the logic is that if everyone has too good of a time everyone’s guaranteed to be here a long time so take the picture with Iljax in a compromising position at the Christmas party or else we all lose our jobs NOW

Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 22h

Wait wait wait the narrative that Iljax is just going along with all this just to make his coworkers happy, only to actually start enjoying and loving having friends along the way..filling out a lil and getting some color back as he’s eating better, all documented via TikTok’s..damn that’s craaaazy

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 23h

The baddies have seen him put worse in his body off the clock, he’ll be fine

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 23h

Drink so sweet he’s rubbing the sugar granules against his gums like coke

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 23h

What he really wants more than anything else…is a raspberry smoothie…with a little strawberry drizzle, some cream in there…but the baddies are watching so he’s gotta order something fancy and cool and that’ll make everyone love him

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 23h

Yall are both speaking a whole other language to me but thank you for your insights 🥰 Iljax with his spread of 4 drinks, one of which is For Show

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 23h

Wait I gotta double back @loveslegacy.etheirys.social what drink order is Iljax (besides a performative matcha latte that sits on his desk all day)

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

She’s gone so viral even the comment sections like “what the hells papa John’s doing here?”

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

I just know she’s assigned all her coworkers drinks and borrows the company card to test if she’s right or not

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

He’s resigned to a life of 8:28am carbo loading and sugar crashes for Forever

Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

Bro loves them but please…can’t he just have a bite or two? (No.)

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

NOOOOO NOT HIS COSCO DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE!!!! HE HAD A TIKTOK TREND DUE AT 11:45!!!

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

Was the way he was dancing on his coworkers at the karaoke parlor inappropriate for the workplace culture? Possibly. But there’s another two dozen of that exact conversations hr would have to have with everyone else including a separate hr person to talk to the original hr person so he’s good 🍺😅👍

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Iljax Ceateux @imveryiljax.bsky.social · 1d

Iljax’s strategy for not getting fired from the office au is to be the most fun coworker and also by weaving a web of hr violations so dense and convoluted if he goes down so does the rest of the office

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