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Sarah

@imyerhero.bsky.social

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Middle aged mom somehow. She/her. Heart stuff, stroke stuff. Big geek. Knitter. Reader. Gamer. PNW. Pro LGBTQ rights. Pro choice. Pro BLM. Anti fascism. Also I shitpost a lot.

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Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 17h

a man wearing a suit and tie is covering his face with his hand .

Alt: a man (Jonah Hill in Wolf of Wall Street) wearing a suit and tie is covering his face with his hand .

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Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 17h

Also yesterday a kid's mind was blown when he found out I had not, in fact, given them dessert for dinner when I served a mass of teens pancakes.
"Pancakes aren't cakes?"

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 18h

"Mom, what soda goes in root beer floats?"
-actual quote from a teen at our house

parenting a teenager is surreal because you'll be sitting there and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 18h

"Mom, what soda goes in root beer floats?"
-actual quote from a teen at our house

Reposted by Sarah

Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 1d

this is the ideal type of Post

Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 1d

I don't want any more hills. I want a plateau for a bit. Just...normalcy plz.

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 1d

...woof. My college freshman AIM handle.

a close up of a woman 's face with wentworth written in yellow

ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with wentworth written in yellow

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Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 1d

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 2d

Ugh, in school rush forgot to credit the artist as qian.dreaming on IG.

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting on a plane with a woman in the background .

ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting on a plane with a woman in the background .

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Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 2d

I have two moods:
On the left an adorable smiling pumpkin with the tag "hee hee." On the right an evil looking cartoon pumpkin with the tag "Not hee hee."

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 3d

I still have nightmares about “Mexican night” at our house when we had an atrocity called tortilla stack.

spoOoOopymama! @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 3d

kids, let me tell you about what it was like to eat dinner in the 1980’s. first of all, everyone smoked, and no one could taste anything. vegetables and soup both came in cans and could be combined with some protein (also available in cans!) and enough salt for anyone to say “this tastes like food”

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 3d

This sounds like Bruce the Skeleton Ghoul false propaganda.

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 3d

An old, balding man dressed in blue sits in a chair bent over with his head in his hands - Van Gogh's "At Eternity's Gate". The quote reads "I don't know if I'm extremely sensitive or life is unbearable." -Vincent Van Gogh

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 4d

Uh, yeah those are nice jars.

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 4d

I've got big boobs because I need to protect my heart with its structural deficiencies.

small boobs? that's why your heart gets hurt so easy, no air bags to support the damage.

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 7d

People who eat Twizzlers scare me. Like you're really just sitting there enjoying flavored HDMI cords?

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 9d

There’s a gold star in it for you if you finish!

Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · 9d