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Sarah
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Middle aged mom somehow. She/her. Big geek. Knitter. Reader. Gamer. PNW. Pro LGBTQ+ rights. Pro choice. Pro BLM. Anti fascism. Also I shitpost a lot.
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Sarah @imyerhero.bsky.social · Oct 30
A pencil drawing of a cute little hamster pouring hot water into a coffee carafe. The caption says "Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day."
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My friend Beck and I worked on this last year but not in time for holiday gift giving season. So here it is now! If you have any other ideas for dads (or moms! Or NB parents!) please let us know :)

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A gift list for dads who are weird and their kids who are not rich
A gift list for dads who are weird and their kids who are not rich Does your dad work with his hands? Outside or crafting or something? Get them some good work gloves. For leather gloves - try Well...
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December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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An image of a white haired woman (Glenn Close). She has short cropped hair and is standing in a very fancy room, gazing off camera. She is wearing a white and silver dress that is excessively voluminous, with a train at least 8 feet long that has also been fashioned partway into a jacket. The caption reads, "Me trying to fold a fitted sheet".
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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If someone says "happy holidays" to you this year remind them that they are in America & there is no such thing as happiness.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Jfc Spotify. Just kill me.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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A photo of a Bagman figurine. He has his hands on his hips and is scowling (more than usual). The header reads "An important message from Batman regarding this time of year:" Batman says "I do not smell"
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Two images: The first image is Shelly Duvall in the movie "The Shining". Duvall has long straight black hair. She is wearing a blue sweater and is holding a large knife for defense. She is in the bathroom screaming as an axe bursts through the white wooden door. The second image is the head elf from the claymation movie "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer." He has a large bulbous nose, a brown goatee, and is wearing a green felt hat with a gold band. He gazes through the hole in the door yelling "Why weren't you at elf practice!?"
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I paid a bill this morning by calling on the phone and talking to someone like an adult from pre-internet so give me my medal.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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a blonde woman in a tinsel and bauble covered holiday dress stares into space while putting a glittery star on her head. the caption reads "dissociating for the rest of the year but in a festive way"
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Finished stranger things season 5 point…1/3? I’m mad at how my brain works sometimes.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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The local gang showed up this morning seeking revenge for their fallen comrade.
A group of five turkeys forage in a front yard
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The butterfly meme: a man (me) sees a yellow butterfly representing random chest pains and says is this finally it?
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Happy consumerism bonanza day!

Throw tomatoes at target/Walmart/Amazon! Get some freaky little presents from artists!

Big corps make the wealthy wealthier & artists are trying to buy wet food for their cats.

Artists, drop your shops!

For a start, check out SquidFacts.net
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November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Hot take: Televised football games have ruined the holidays. Just show one game. Almost all the men in my extended family just park their asses in front of the tv all day while the kids are feral and the wives cook.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I cooked a turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The parade is for the people you don’t want in the kitchen helping.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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A full slice of pumpkin pie sits in a tub of cool whip dessert topping. The caption reads “Don’t judge me. You don’t know the year I’ve had.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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My dad is iconic
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Hope your family trauma is minimal this week if you’re celebrating US Thanksgiving with family.
George Constance from the show Seinfeld staring offscreen in a disgruntled manner. The top caption reads: When you tell your therapist a really funny story from your childhood and they point out all the elements of neglect and trauma surrounding it. George is saying “why must there always be a problem?”
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I’ve been alive over four decades and I’m giving up on ever understanding offsides in sports.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as "my council of eunuchs"
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Two photos of a blonde woman in a suit, point of view through a window. It is Leslie Knope from Parks & Rec. She says "I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell."
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM