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THERMIDOR BRUT by frog industrial concern
Celebrate the dog days of summer with a little chapbook about an invincible martial artist, why not.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Mountain Killing Hand fanfiction
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I finished my thesis (got a first) but I'm still extremely emotionally unstable so I will not be rejoining this site until it doesn't make me want to hurt people
I need to take a social media break to write my thesis. Please yell at me if you see me on here in the next three weeks.
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I need to take a social media break to write my thesis. Please yell at me if you see me on here in the next three weeks.
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Thank you yes I should start doing real skincare
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I need him
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Imperfections in your skin bothering you? Try 17 tiny wounds. You will not regret making 17 tiny wounds.
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Everyone hates my friend Yvonne Babylon. She doesn't eat gluten eggs or dairy but she does eat meat. She's a sex worker. I keep bringing her to parties as my plus one. She's Christian. She smells like vinegar. I think she's transmasc. I love her
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This was supposed to be funny but I don't think I like this kind of joke
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Being an environmental chemist sort of messes with your relationship to pollutants. You cannot make me care about microplastics. Candles should be banned. I'd love to go to Chernobyl sometime. The inventor of the leafblower should be shot.
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So many good smells can come out of the human body. Which makes the bad ones all the more enraging
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They should invent a third gender so bisexuals like me can actually get some platonic cuddling!!
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A mile of cooked spaghetti is about 5kg (11lbs)
SLUGGOโ€™S WEDNESDAY SPECIAL
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Most uncomplicated joy I've felt in YEARS
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I miss him ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Last night I dreamed I had a pet raccoon who figured out he could take selfies on his iPad and I was soooo proud of him. So yeah. I do want kids.
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I think about Slow Tigers Are Chasing Me every day
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think this is not most people's experience of it. But I did not like being on that shit.
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
SSRI withdrawal rules dude I feel incredible
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I used to think being 6'3 meant I would never pass but now I do. Almost never clocked, people just treat me like I was born to rule. So don't let that stop you
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
boy
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reposted by Saoirse
woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it
September 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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My buddy Grayson the Hunter hooked up a bug zapper to a small generator and left it in the Amazon rainforest. I keep telling him that doesn't count as hunting. It doesn't feel in the spirit of hunting.
September 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I finally found wally and he was tuggin on his shit but when I showed somebody it had changed back to normal and now whenever i find him he has an evil grin :(
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
good news
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM