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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 19h

Need the money and the husband first chiquita

Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 20h

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23h

All I need is PhD funding, a husband, a two bedroom home and a stupid looking medium sized dog.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

It could all be so simple

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macnult @macnult.com · 1d

doe

digital continuous line drawing of a doe's head.
not signed by yours truly but drawn by yours truly, macnult 🎨

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

I have very cogent thoughts about this but talking about video game design on bluesky seems like a slippery slope. Have you guys ever thought about how the thing that causes Peter's faith to waver on the waters of Galilee was the wind? What did Matthew mean by that

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

Cyberpunk 2077 would have been a lot better if it had played more like Sly 2: Band of Thieves

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

I met my best friend on Twitter and now every two years when I can afford it I fly to the worst country in the world (Canada) and drink terrible coffee with her

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

winter

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's time to have purple hair again

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

Ahh!!! Yes we are. I just slept for 15 hours

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

I can't parse this

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 2d

My hometown? *mixing up my birth and my death again* Oh, I'm from all over.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

delightful animalcule

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

a dying man on the subway in new york asked me if I was swedish then told mamdani was a dangerous communist and that I shouldn't move to to new york because it was too expensive. I told him Dublin was just as expensive because Canadian investment funds bought all the houses. That made him go "hmmmm"

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

Everybody keeps speaking Danish to me. JEG KAN IKKE SNAKKER DANSK

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

in Copenhagen Airport resolving to live a saintly life

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

these bastards know the shape of my heart

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

this happens every year

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

once again gagebeasley_shop is advertising me a plushy I want badly and am trying very hard not to buy

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

Sir Chloe is so beautiful dude I'd follow her/them into battle for a wretched cause

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

Saved €50 on my flight just so I could be exhausted in Denmark what was I THINKING

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

I'm sooo tired man

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

Clout chasing is a lot like casual sex in that it's not that hard and lots of people are willing to help me do it but I just don't enjoy it enough to bother when I could be hanging out with my friends

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

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