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inui : what are you wearing?!
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
inui : what are you wearing?!
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
shion : i’m using my veto.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
shion : i’m using my veto.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
kakucho : i’m surprised.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
kakucho : i’m surprised.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
takeomi : where is my respect?!
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
takeomi : where is my respect?!
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
mikey : of course i care about all my friends equally.
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
mikey : of course i care about all my friends equally.
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
koko : i have an idea. it’s deceptive and borderline unethical.
taiju : i’m listening.
taiju : i’m listening.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
koko : i have an idea. it’s deceptive and borderline unethical.
taiju : i’m listening.
taiju : i’m listening.
kazutora : [sitting in a bubble bath] this is gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 PM
kazutora : [sitting in a bubble bath] this is gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.
yamagishi : [finishing a theory rant] am i right or am i right?
kisaki : i’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, i wasn’t listening.
kisaki : i’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, i wasn’t listening.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
yamagishi : [finishing a theory rant] am i right or am i right?
kisaki : i’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, i wasn’t listening.
kisaki : i’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, i wasn’t listening.
sanzu : [presenting a powerpoint]
sanzu : ranking guns by their names.
sanzu : machine gun. 0/10, all guns are.
sanzu : shotgun. 0/10, all guns do.
sanzu : revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.
sanzu : ranking guns by their names.
sanzu : machine gun. 0/10, all guns are.
sanzu : shotgun. 0/10, all guns do.
sanzu : revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
sanzu : [presenting a powerpoint]
sanzu : ranking guns by their names.
sanzu : machine gun. 0/10, all guns are.
sanzu : shotgun. 0/10, all guns do.
sanzu : revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.
sanzu : ranking guns by their names.
sanzu : machine gun. 0/10, all guns are.
sanzu : shotgun. 0/10, all guns do.
sanzu : revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.
kazutora : i could be so much worse.
kazutora : for example, i could start acting like my father.
kazutora : for example, i could start acting like my father.
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
kazutora : i could be so much worse.
kazutora : for example, i could start acting like my father.
kazutora : for example, i could start acting like my father.
chifuyu : [annoyed] you’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.
senju : out of my way, gay boy!
senju : i’m about to librate my divine self from this mortal shell!
senju :
senju : [kneels over] h-hospital.
chifuyu :
hakkai : should we help her … ?
senju : out of my way, gay boy!
senju : i’m about to librate my divine self from this mortal shell!
senju :
senju : [kneels over] h-hospital.
chifuyu :
hakkai : should we help her … ?
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
chifuyu : [annoyed] you’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.
senju : out of my way, gay boy!
senju : i’m about to librate my divine self from this mortal shell!
senju :
senju : [kneels over] h-hospital.
chifuyu :
hakkai : should we help her … ?
senju : out of my way, gay boy!
senju : i’m about to librate my divine self from this mortal shell!
senju :
senju : [kneels over] h-hospital.
chifuyu :
hakkai : should we help her … ?
mitsuya : you are impossible.
mikey : thank you!
mitsuya : that wasn’t a compliment.
mikey : pretty sure it was.
mikey : thank you!
mitsuya : that wasn’t a compliment.
mikey : pretty sure it was.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
mitsuya : you are impossible.
mikey : thank you!
mitsuya : that wasn’t a compliment.
mikey : pretty sure it was.
mikey : thank you!
mitsuya : that wasn’t a compliment.
mikey : pretty sure it was.
sanzu : [hugs takeomi and walks away]
shinichiro : now you see, omi, you’re too hard on him.
shinichiro : i mean, he can be so sweet. i just want us to have a good time together.
takeomi : i know, shin, i know.
takeomi :
takeomi : he just stole my wallet.
shinichiro : now you see, omi, you’re too hard on him.
shinichiro : i mean, he can be so sweet. i just want us to have a good time together.
takeomi : i know, shin, i know.
takeomi :
takeomi : he just stole my wallet.
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
sanzu : [hugs takeomi and walks away]
shinichiro : now you see, omi, you’re too hard on him.
shinichiro : i mean, he can be so sweet. i just want us to have a good time together.
takeomi : i know, shin, i know.
takeomi :
takeomi : he just stole my wallet.
shinichiro : now you see, omi, you’re too hard on him.
shinichiro : i mean, he can be so sweet. i just want us to have a good time together.
takeomi : i know, shin, i know.
takeomi :
takeomi : he just stole my wallet.
hakkai : jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
inui : a ray of hope for chifuyu.
inui : a ray of hope for chifuyu.
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
hakkai : jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
inui : a ray of hope for chifuyu.
inui : a ray of hope for chifuyu.
rindou : [sees someone doing something stupid]
rindou : what an idiot.
rindou : [realises it’s shion] wait.
rindou : that’s my idiot!
rindou : what an idiot.
rindou : [realises it’s shion] wait.
rindou : that’s my idiot!
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
rindou : [sees someone doing something stupid]
rindou : what an idiot.
rindou : [realises it’s shion] wait.
rindou : that’s my idiot!
rindou : what an idiot.
rindou : [realises it’s shion] wait.
rindou : that’s my idiot!
emma : people think i’m bad but someone asked for my number in front of my brother and he wrote it down for them in a gum wrapper, threw it on the ground, and said “fetch!” and they did it.
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
emma : people think i’m bad but someone asked for my number in front of my brother and he wrote it down for them in a gum wrapper, threw it on the ground, and said “fetch!” and they did it.
ran : being the village freak isn’t easy, but someone’s got to do it.
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
ran : being the village freak isn’t easy, but someone’s got to do it.
sanzu : hey, senju, i … i think there’s something really screwed up about me.
senju : i want to say this in just the most loving way, but there’s no way that this is just occurring to you now … ?
senju : i want to say this in just the most loving way, but there’s no way that this is just occurring to you now … ?
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
sanzu : hey, senju, i … i think there’s something really screwed up about me.
senju : i want to say this in just the most loving way, but there’s no way that this is just occurring to you now … ?
senju : i want to say this in just the most loving way, but there’s no way that this is just occurring to you now … ?
sanzu : i scared them, didn’t i?
takemichi : they’re terrified of you.
sanzu : that makes me happy.
takemichi :
takemichi : they’re terrified of you.
sanzu : that makes me happy.
takemichi :
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
sanzu : i scared them, didn’t i?
takemichi : they’re terrified of you.
sanzu : that makes me happy.
takemichi :
takemichi : they’re terrified of you.
sanzu : that makes me happy.
takemichi :
chifuyu : i hate crowded elevators.
chifuyu : only one thing worse. when they stop and you get trapped.
chifuyu : actually, there’s one thing even worse than that. getting trapped with hanma.
chifuyu : hanma has the annoying talent of showing up when i’m at my absolute worst.
chifuyu : only one thing worse. when they stop and you get trapped.
chifuyu : actually, there’s one thing even worse than that. getting trapped with hanma.
chifuyu : hanma has the annoying talent of showing up when i’m at my absolute worst.
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
chifuyu : i hate crowded elevators.
chifuyu : only one thing worse. when they stop and you get trapped.
chifuyu : actually, there’s one thing even worse than that. getting trapped with hanma.
chifuyu : hanma has the annoying talent of showing up when i’m at my absolute worst.
chifuyu : only one thing worse. when they stop and you get trapped.
chifuyu : actually, there’s one thing even worse than that. getting trapped with hanma.
chifuyu : hanma has the annoying talent of showing up when i’m at my absolute worst.
kakucho : be responsible for your own happiness, you know?
shion : that’s depressing.
kakucho : no, it’s not!
shion : i’m responsible for my own happiness? i can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.
shion : that’s depressing.
kakucho : no, it’s not!
shion : i’m responsible for my own happiness? i can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.
January 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
kakucho : be responsible for your own happiness, you know?
shion : that’s depressing.
kakucho : no, it’s not!
shion : i’m responsible for my own happiness? i can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.
shion : that’s depressing.
kakucho : no, it’s not!
shion : i’m responsible for my own happiness? i can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.
ran : are you flirting with me?
sanzu : my hand is around your throat, haitani.
ran : [smirks] that’s why i asked.
sanzu : my hand is around your throat, haitani.
ran : [smirks] that’s why i asked.
January 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
ran : are you flirting with me?
sanzu : my hand is around your throat, haitani.
ran : [smirks] that’s why i asked.
sanzu : my hand is around your throat, haitani.
ran : [smirks] that’s why i asked.
taiju : don’t worry. i’ll keep inui away from you tonight.
koko : [motions that inui is approaching them]
taiju : go, go, go!
koko : [leaves quickly]
inui : hey, have you seen koko?
taiju : koko died 8 years ago.
koko : [motions that inui is approaching them]
taiju : go, go, go!
koko : [leaves quickly]
inui : hey, have you seen koko?
taiju : koko died 8 years ago.
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
taiju : don’t worry. i’ll keep inui away from you tonight.
koko : [motions that inui is approaching them]
taiju : go, go, go!
koko : [leaves quickly]
inui : hey, have you seen koko?
taiju : koko died 8 years ago.
koko : [motions that inui is approaching them]
taiju : go, go, go!
koko : [leaves quickly]
inui : hey, have you seen koko?
taiju : koko died 8 years ago.
kakucho : [holding pieces of his favourite mug] i’m going to kill sanzu!
koko : [completely monotone] oh, no. don’t.
koko : [completely monotone] oh, no. don’t.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
kakucho : [holding pieces of his favourite mug] i’m going to kill sanzu!
koko : [completely monotone] oh, no. don’t.
koko : [completely monotone] oh, no. don’t.
ran : you’re staring.
izana : i am glaring. there is a difference.
ran : same thing.
izana : i am glaring. there is a difference.
ran : same thing.
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
ran : you’re staring.
izana : i am glaring. there is a difference.
ran : same thing.
izana : i am glaring. there is a difference.
ran : same thing.