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mikey : [unbuttoning shirt] god, it’s hot in here.
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
mikey : [unbuttoning shirt] god, it’s hot in here.
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
sanzu : [texting] text me to say you’re home safely.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
sanzu : [texting] text me to say you’re home safely.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
kazutora : shu, look at this place. i mean, this isn’t you.
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
kazutora : shu, look at this place. i mean, this isn’t you.
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
mochi : why did you and your ex break up again?
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
mochi : why did you and your ex break up again?
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
senju : i’ve looked to my right, mikey.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
senju : i’ve looked to my right, mikey.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.
rindou : why do you never curse?
rindou : please say a bad word.
kakucho : what? i do curse.
kakucho : avada kadavera!
rindou : please say a bad word.
kakucho : what? i do curse.
kakucho : avada kadavera!
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
rindou : why do you never curse?
rindou : please say a bad word.
kakucho : what? i do curse.
kakucho : avada kadavera!
rindou : please say a bad word.
kakucho : what? i do curse.
kakucho : avada kadavera!
draken : i just want to take your clothes off.
mitsuya : please fold them neatly.
draken :
mitsuya : please fold them neatly.
draken :
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
draken : i just want to take your clothes off.
mitsuya : please fold them neatly.
draken :
mitsuya : please fold them neatly.
draken :
taiju : what do you call those coffee people?
hakkai : barista.
taiju : if you don’t know the answer, don’t make up words.
hakkai : barista.
taiju : if you don’t know the answer, don’t make up words.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
taiju : what do you call those coffee people?
hakkai : barista.
taiju : if you don’t know the answer, don’t make up words.
hakkai : barista.
taiju : if you don’t know the answer, don’t make up words.
takemichi : i always get the vibe that you like, hate me or something.
sanzu : what? me, hate you?
sanzu : [softly] you’re right.
sanzu : what? me, hate you?
sanzu : [softly] you’re right.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
takemichi : i always get the vibe that you like, hate me or something.
sanzu : what? me, hate you?
sanzu : [softly] you’re right.
sanzu : what? me, hate you?
sanzu : [softly] you’re right.
hanma : what would you do without me?
chifuyu : i don’t know, maybe have a peaceful life.
hanma : a boring and pathetic life.
chifuyu : i don’t know, maybe have a peaceful life.
hanma : a boring and pathetic life.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
hanma : what would you do without me?
chifuyu : i don’t know, maybe have a peaceful life.
hanma : a boring and pathetic life.
chifuyu : i don’t know, maybe have a peaceful life.
hanma : a boring and pathetic life.
senju : come on, south. fight me!
south : look at the size of you, senju.
south : what are you going to do? kick my ankle?
ran : [later] why is south crying on the floor?
kakucho : senju kicked him really hard on the ankle.
south : look at the size of you, senju.
south : what are you going to do? kick my ankle?
ran : [later] why is south crying on the floor?
kakucho : senju kicked him really hard on the ankle.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
senju : come on, south. fight me!
south : look at the size of you, senju.
south : what are you going to do? kick my ankle?
ran : [later] why is south crying on the floor?
kakucho : senju kicked him really hard on the ankle.
south : look at the size of you, senju.
south : what are you going to do? kick my ankle?
ran : [later] why is south crying on the floor?
kakucho : senju kicked him really hard on the ankle.
nahoya : have a nice night, asshole.
ran : you too, princess.
ran : you too, princess.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
nahoya : have a nice night, asshole.
ran : you too, princess.
ran : you too, princess.
draken : yo!
emma : address me properly.
draken : good morning, my queen.
emma : address me properly.
draken : good morning, my queen.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
draken : yo!
emma : address me properly.
draken : good morning, my queen.
emma : address me properly.
draken : good morning, my queen.
wakasa : do you like your showers scorching hot?
benkei : i can’t say i particularly enjoy being cooked alive in the shower.
wakasa : well i do. i’m practicing for when i burn in hell.
benkei : i can’t say i particularly enjoy being cooked alive in the shower.
wakasa : well i do. i’m practicing for when i burn in hell.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
wakasa : do you like your showers scorching hot?
benkei : i can’t say i particularly enjoy being cooked alive in the shower.
wakasa : well i do. i’m practicing for when i burn in hell.
benkei : i can’t say i particularly enjoy being cooked alive in the shower.
wakasa : well i do. i’m practicing for when i burn in hell.
senju : yeah, i don’t think you’d be a particularly good mother.
mikey : [not a woman] rude. i’ll become YOUR mother.
mikey : [not a woman] rude. i’ll become YOUR mother.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
senju : yeah, i don’t think you’d be a particularly good mother.
mikey : [not a woman] rude. i’ll become YOUR mother.
mikey : [not a woman] rude. i’ll become YOUR mother.
takeomi : go ahead, degrade me.
takeomi : i can take it.
wakasa : you’re just like your father.
wakasa : [a few minutes later, is comforting takeomi]
takeomi : i can take it.
wakasa : you’re just like your father.
wakasa : [a few minutes later, is comforting takeomi]
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
takeomi : go ahead, degrade me.
takeomi : i can take it.
wakasa : you’re just like your father.
wakasa : [a few minutes later, is comforting takeomi]
takeomi : i can take it.
wakasa : you’re just like your father.
wakasa : [a few minutes later, is comforting takeomi]
nahoya : i don’t have causal sex.
mucho : i’ll wear a suit.
mucho : i’ll wear a suit.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
nahoya : i don’t have causal sex.
mucho : i’ll wear a suit.
mucho : i’ll wear a suit.
shion : chefs kiss? no way! do they? seriously?
rindou : that’s what they’re doing while they’re letting the shrimp fry the rice.
rindou : that’s what they’re doing while they’re letting the shrimp fry the rice.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
shion : chefs kiss? no way! do they? seriously?
rindou : that’s what they’re doing while they’re letting the shrimp fry the rice.
rindou : that’s what they’re doing while they’re letting the shrimp fry the rice.
takemichi : there may yet be hope for you!
sanzu : your approval fills me with shame.
sanzu : your approval fills me with shame.
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
takemichi : there may yet be hope for you!
sanzu : your approval fills me with shame.
sanzu : your approval fills me with shame.
benkei : [texting] EAT DINNER.
takeomi : I DID.
benkei : CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT!
takeomi : I DID.
benkei : CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT!
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
benkei : [texting] EAT DINNER.
takeomi : I DID.
benkei : CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT!
takeomi : I DID.
benkei : CEREAL AND ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT!
mochi : you’re cooking?
koko : yeah!
mochi : are you sure that’s such a good idea after last time?
mochi : you looked really creepy without eyebrows.
koko : yeah!
mochi : are you sure that’s such a good idea after last time?
mochi : you looked really creepy without eyebrows.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
mochi : you’re cooking?
koko : yeah!
mochi : are you sure that’s such a good idea after last time?
mochi : you looked really creepy without eyebrows.
koko : yeah!
mochi : are you sure that’s such a good idea after last time?
mochi : you looked really creepy without eyebrows.
takuya : you got to have confidence in yourself. you got to believe in yourself.
akkun : who are you talking to?
takuya : myself.
akkun : is he listening?
takuya : no.
akkun : who are you talking to?
takuya : myself.
akkun : is he listening?
takuya : no.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
takuya : you got to have confidence in yourself. you got to believe in yourself.
akkun : who are you talking to?
takuya : myself.
akkun : is he listening?
takuya : no.
akkun : who are you talking to?
takuya : myself.
akkun : is he listening?
takuya : no.
draken : i don’t know, dude.
draken : does he make your heart beat faster?
kazutora : i have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
draken : does he make your heart beat faster?
kazutora : i have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
draken : i don’t know, dude.
draken : does he make your heart beat faster?
kazutora : i have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
draken : does he make your heart beat faster?
kazutora : i have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.
rindou : [sneezes]
sanzu : bless you.
rindou : i’ve been blessed since the minute i saw you.
sanzu : you hated me.
rindou : i still found you attractive.
sanzu : bless you.
rindou : i’ve been blessed since the minute i saw you.
sanzu : you hated me.
rindou : i still found you attractive.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
rindou : [sneezes]
sanzu : bless you.
rindou : i’ve been blessed since the minute i saw you.
sanzu : you hated me.
rindou : i still found you attractive.
sanzu : bless you.
rindou : i’ve been blessed since the minute i saw you.
sanzu : you hated me.
rindou : i still found you attractive.
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November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM