if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

I don’t make the rules, but I love on this couch now. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Tell my family I love them and they can visit me anytime…! #sleepypuppy

Being the person in the middle that other parties come to because they trust you and want to feel heard - while also having you smooth over misunderstandings between the other parties - is fucking exhausting. Work is challenging enough. When do I just get to relax? Ugh.

Why do dogs smell like Fritos? 🤔

If you’re enjoying the snow half as much as Rocket is, color me jealous. 😂 #pupsfirstsnow #ridiculous

CANADIAN Version of this series would have been boring. Man gets cancer... Man goes to Dr. because they have universal healthcare. The End.

I got up and turned on the light just in time to watch it run under the nearest door into my closet. Ocie won’t leave her post, but Tellulah is back in bed with me. And now I need a mouse whisperer to come catch and release the terrified thing in Norman, OK. Anyone know a guy? 😅 (3/3)

Then I became aware they were wrestling (not weird) with MUCH more vigor than usual. (Weird.) ….and I gradually became aware I was hearing squeaking. (None of their toys make noise.) 😰 But, it wasn’t till I heard it clearly when I was listening for it that I knew it was a mouse. (2/3)

I was having an incredibly vivid nightmare when my alarm went off. I was back and forth between nightmare and being vaguely aware of the real world when it registered that both cats weren’t next to me in bed. (Weird.) (1/3)

Shameless pet post. Here’re my furbabies! (Tellulah [gray tabby], Ocie [part sata-err, tortie], and Rocket [silver lab pit mix].) Drop yours below and we can all get a little dopamine fix. 😜💜

This feels like the right place for a digital fresh start. Here’s hoping I’m not wrong! 💜