Inside Outrance
@insideoutrance.bsky.social
My four biggest passions are speculative fiction, politics, art, and library and information studies, but this account will primarily be for posting my art. Recent MLIS graduate applying for academic librarian positions.
Best response to this in the group chat complained that they hadn't even gotten one copy of Hamlet for their trouble
After mishearing you, the genie grants your wish for an infinite monkey glitch
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Best response to this in the group chat complained that they hadn't even gotten one copy of Hamlet for their trouble
As a single person I sometimes feel overly sympathetic towards the unrented billboard sign that just says " available "
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
As a single person I sometimes feel overly sympathetic towards the unrented billboard sign that just says " available "
After mishearing you, the genie grants your wish for an infinite monkey glitch
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
After mishearing you, the genie grants your wish for an infinite monkey glitch
Always stoked to contribute when @certainthoughts.substack.com puts one of these things together. open.substack.com/pub/certaint...
Contributing to the discourse, I guess
Contributing to the discourse, I guess
Graham Platner's Nazi Tattoo: Everyone Weighs In.
A roundtable discussion about the controversial insurgent Maine Democrat
substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Always stoked to contribute when @certainthoughts.substack.com puts one of these things together. open.substack.com/pub/certaint...
Contributing to the discourse, I guess
Contributing to the discourse, I guess
Accidentally lost this painting in Denver a few years ago. I was carrying too much stuff on the walk over to a friend's house to finish it, sat down on a bench, and walked away with everything but the painting. It was gone when I came back 25 minutes later. Oh well
#art #abstractart #painting #arte
#art #abstractart #painting #arte
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Accidentally lost this painting in Denver a few years ago. I was carrying too much stuff on the walk over to a friend's house to finish it, sat down on a bench, and walked away with everything but the painting. It was gone when I came back 25 minutes later. Oh well
#art #abstractart #painting #arte
#art #abstractart #painting #arte
Finished most of this while attending my very first sci-fi/fantasy convention over the last few days. Excellent panels, including one with Cory Doctorow and two library directors on the future of libraries, made some new friends, and had an amazing time hanging out with cool people.
October 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Finished most of this while attending my very first sci-fi/fantasy convention over the last few days. Excellent panels, including one with Cory Doctorow and two library directors on the future of libraries, made some new friends, and had an amazing time hanging out with cool people.
First time I've ever participated in one of these. Discussion groups are fun and it's nice having smart friends.
substack.com/@therealevan...
substack.com/@therealevan...
One Battle After Another: Everyone Weighs In.
A roundtable discussion about Paul Thomas Anderson's sensational tenth feature film
substack.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
First time I've ever participated in one of these. Discussion groups are fun and it's nice having smart friends.
substack.com/@therealevan...
substack.com/@therealevan...
Wrote this for a roundtable a friend is doing, will post the details for it soon. open.substack.com/pub/informat...
One Back Tickle After Another
adapting Vineland and interactive movie experiences.
open.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Wrote this for a roundtable a friend is doing, will post the details for it soon. open.substack.com/pub/informat...
Sharing from a different platform, but I'm pretty proud of this joke
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sharing from a different platform, but I'm pretty proud of this joke
got a bad case of book too big
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
got a bad case of book too big
Too many scars to risk getting scurvy
September 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Too many scars to risk getting scurvy
Love means never having to use this idiom
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Love means never having to use this idiom
The series finale of Walker, Texas Ranger should've been more like that of The Sopranos
September 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The series finale of Walker, Texas Ranger should've been more like that of The Sopranos
You are cursed to either have smart people think you're dumb and hate you or dumb people think you're smart and hate you, which do you choose?
August 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You are cursed to either have smart people think you're dumb and hate you or dumb people think you're smart and hate you, which do you choose?
This child in front of me at the grocery store had a pink sweatshirt with the words "MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED" embroidered in primary colors on the back, which gives heavy "kill em all" energy
August 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This child in front of me at the grocery store had a pink sweatshirt with the words "MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED" embroidered in primary colors on the back, which gives heavy "kill em all" energy
Buy a new phone every year until you die.
The rent will go up every year until you die.
A meal costs more every year until you die.
The weather gets worse every year until you die.
The rent will go up every year until you die.
A meal costs more every year until you die.
The weather gets worse every year until you die.
August 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Buy a new phone every year until you die.
The rent will go up every year until you die.
A meal costs more every year until you die.
The weather gets worse every year until you die.
The rent will go up every year until you die.
A meal costs more every year until you die.
The weather gets worse every year until you die.
just wrote a new ad campaign: VATCH DE TEENNIS CHEANNEL
August 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
just wrote a new ad campaign: VATCH DE TEENNIS CHEANNEL
It probably says more about me than about James Dobson, but my first thought upon hearing about his death is that somewhere in hell a demon just got an erection
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It probably says more about me than about James Dobson, but my first thought upon hearing about his death is that somewhere in hell a demon just got an erection
I'm not an expert on political messaging, but I am visiting DC so I felt like I should give it a try. If pedocon theory is a theory like gravity, Epstein and Trump are a black hole. informationalexistence.substack.com/p/epstein-an...
Epstein and the Theory of Gravity
on pedophiles and power
informationalexistence.substack.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm not an expert on political messaging, but I am visiting DC so I felt like I should give it a try. If pedocon theory is a theory like gravity, Epstein and Trump are a black hole. informationalexistence.substack.com/p/epstein-an...
Why would you give a mouse a cookie when you know how much they like cheese?
August 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why would you give a mouse a cookie when you know how much they like cheese?
The thing is if you stare at yourself long enough you become the abyss quit screaming at me
August 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The thing is if you stare at yourself long enough you become the abyss quit screaming at me
Unripened Onyx Candy peppers. Apparently the Puma peppers will turn this color when they ripen
August 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Unripened Onyx Candy peppers. Apparently the Puma peppers will turn this color when they ripen
Not positive, but I think you can tell how gentrified a place is by how likely you are to see a unicycle there.
August 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Not positive, but I think you can tell how gentrified a place is by how likely you are to see a unicycle there.