Intimidation Crab
@intimidationcrab.bsky.social
Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH.
🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc
🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck
📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc
🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck
📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
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Oceanopolis 2000
Build the future under the ocean in this PC focused, city-builder game.
www.kickstarter.com
Oceanopolis 2000 is now 588% funded on Kickstarter, but you can still reserve a copy for $1 as long as the campaign lasts.
#Kickstarter #IndieGames #GameDev
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
#Kickstarter #IndieGames #GameDev
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Today I found a concept draft for my games current UI, along with a note in my handwriting that said "This is lame. Do not use."
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Today I found a concept draft for my games current UI, along with a note in my handwriting that said "This is lame. Do not use."
Oceanopolis 2000 is now 588% funded on Kickstarter, but you can still reserve a copy for $1 as long as the campaign lasts.
#Kickstarter #IndieGames #GameDev
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
#Kickstarter #IndieGames #GameDev
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Oceanopolis 2000
Build the future under the ocean in this PC focused, city-builder game.
www.kickstarter.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Oceanopolis 2000 is now 588% funded on Kickstarter, but you can still reserve a copy for $1 as long as the campaign lasts.
#Kickstarter #IndieGames #GameDev
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
#Kickstarter #IndieGames #GameDev
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
I don't normally use AI, and today I was reminded why. I tried searching for a summary of a book and the fucking robot just made one up. Entire bullet pointed plot line with characters and motives.
"My bad. You want an actual summary of the book, not a potential plot line in that author's style."
"My bad. You want an actual summary of the book, not a potential plot line in that author's style."
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I don't normally use AI, and today I was reminded why. I tried searching for a summary of a book and the fucking robot just made one up. Entire bullet pointed plot line with characters and motives.
"My bad. You want an actual summary of the book, not a potential plot line in that author's style."
"My bad. You want an actual summary of the book, not a potential plot line in that author's style."
I know most of you don't follow me for Kickstarter spam, but for outdated media opinions. So, here is one.
Turok fucking rocks.
It feels like having a fever dream after watching Indiana Jones and listening to metal all day.
Turok fucking rocks.
It feels like having a fever dream after watching Indiana Jones and listening to metal all day.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I know most of you don't follow me for Kickstarter spam, but for outdated media opinions. So, here is one.
Turok fucking rocks.
It feels like having a fever dream after watching Indiana Jones and listening to metal all day.
Turok fucking rocks.
It feels like having a fever dream after watching Indiana Jones and listening to metal all day.
The campaign to get my new cable, I mean launch Oceanopolis 2000, is still going great!
#GameDev #Kickstarter #PCGaming
#GameDev #Kickstarter #PCGaming
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The campaign to get my new cable, I mean launch Oceanopolis 2000, is still going great!
#GameDev #Kickstarter #PCGaming
#GameDev #Kickstarter #PCGaming
I didn't expect this much support. I really need to start thinking about stretch goals.
#GameDev #Kickstarter #IndieDev
#GameDev #Kickstarter #IndieDev
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I didn't expect this much support. I really need to start thinking about stretch goals.
#GameDev #Kickstarter #IndieDev
#GameDev #Kickstarter #IndieDev
Download Oceanopolis 2000 and help bring some life to the bottom of the ocean.
#IndieGaming #PCGaming
#IndieGaming #PCGaming
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Download Oceanopolis 2000 and help bring some life to the bottom of the ocean.
#IndieGaming #PCGaming
#IndieGaming #PCGaming
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I'm going to keep making these posts for at least $3.
Check out Oceanopolis on Kickstarter. Secure a copy for just $1.
#Kickstarter #Crowdfunding #City-Builder
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Check out Oceanopolis on Kickstarter. Secure a copy for just $1.
#Kickstarter #Crowdfunding #City-Builder
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Oceanopolis 2000
Build the future under the ocean in this PC focused, city-builder game.
www.kickstarter.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I'm going to keep making these posts for at least $3.
Check out Oceanopolis on Kickstarter. Secure a copy for just $1.
#Kickstarter #Crowdfunding #City-Builder
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Check out Oceanopolis on Kickstarter. Secure a copy for just $1.
#Kickstarter #Crowdfunding #City-Builder
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Bored? Why not try building an underwater city. Oceanopolis 2000 is currently free on Itch.io
#GameDev #IndieGames #PCGaming
intimidation-crab.itch.io/stupidrapture
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intimidation-crab.itch.io/stupidrapture
Oceanopolis 2000 (Beta 0.025) by Intimidation Crab
Build the future under the sea. Now in Early Access
intimidation-crab.itch.io
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Bored? Why not try building an underwater city. Oceanopolis 2000 is currently free on Itch.io
#GameDev #IndieGames #PCGaming
intimidation-crab.itch.io/stupidrapture
#GameDev #IndieGames #PCGaming
intimidation-crab.itch.io/stupidrapture
I am proud to announce that after just 8 hours, my latest project has reached 89% of its funding goals.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
#GameDev #IndieDev #Kickstarter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
#GameDev #IndieDev #Kickstarter
Oceanopolis 2000
Build the future under the ocean in this PC focused, city-builder game.
www.kickstarter.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I am proud to announce that after just 8 hours, my latest project has reached 89% of its funding goals.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
#GameDev #IndieDev #Kickstarter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
#GameDev #IndieDev #Kickstarter
Reposted by Intimidation Crab
A new website about PC games, from me, @brendyc.bsky.social and @jonhicks.com.
Reader-supported, which means no ads, no guff, and lots of games blogging about delightful things to play. If you liked our work on RPS, we think you'll like @jank.cool.
Reader-supported, which means no ads, no guff, and lots of games blogging about delightful things to play. If you liked our work on RPS, we think you'll like @jank.cool.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
A new website about PC games, from me, @brendyc.bsky.social and @jonhicks.com.
Reader-supported, which means no ads, no guff, and lots of games blogging about delightful things to play. If you liked our work on RPS, we think you'll like @jank.cool.
Reader-supported, which means no ads, no guff, and lots of games blogging about delightful things to play. If you liked our work on RPS, we think you'll like @jank.cool.
Reposted by Intimidation Crab
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
Watching Blade and realizing what Twilight took from us.
Rave vampires are absolutely superior to emo vampires.
Rave vampires are absolutely superior to emo vampires.
January 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Watching Blade and realizing what Twilight took from us.
Rave vampires are absolutely superior to emo vampires.
Rave vampires are absolutely superior to emo vampires.
I love the way Maximus delivers his lines in a casual deadpan. I was thinking about it sounded like someone disassociating from stress, but he sounds exactly like the Fallout 4 player voice.
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I love the way Maximus delivers his lines in a casual deadpan. I was thinking about it sounded like someone disassociating from stress, but he sounds exactly like the Fallout 4 player voice.
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
No matter how many streaming services I subscribe to, I can never seem to watch a James Bond movie.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
No matter how many streaming services I subscribe to, I can never seem to watch a James Bond movie.
I know this is the moment you've all been waiting for. First Person Stapler is now free on Steam!
#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
First Person Stapler on Steam
Clear targets in your office call center and race to the exit in this ridiculous, stapler-centric target shooter.
store.steampowered.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know this is the moment you've all been waiting for. First Person Stapler is now free on Steam!
#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
Every MIT Technology Review article:
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every MIT Technology Review article:
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
Recently cancelled Game Pass and I was weirdly shocked to realize I don't digitally own any Halo games.
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Recently cancelled Game Pass and I was weirdly shocked to realize I don't digitally own any Halo games.
I want to play Fable 2 again. I miss Blood Stone.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I want to play Fable 2 again. I miss Blood Stone.
I have been saying this for years, but the conversation has finally come up again.
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have been saying this for years, but the conversation has finally come up again.
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD