Professor Lavender Banyan
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Reach a new stage.
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"Everything will be fine. With my work, we will all be able to reach a stage unlike any other."
Yet another BadJokesLucia Pokemon OC, villain edition.
Dark themes basically guaranteed.
Yet another BadJokesLucia Pokemon OC, villain edition.
Dark themes basically guaranteed.
Reposted by Professor Lavender Banyan
"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~"
Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town...
This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess.
He/him adult muse.
Adult writer.
MDNI.
Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town...
This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess.
He/him adult muse.
Adult writer.
MDNI.
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~"
Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town...
This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess.
He/him adult muse.
Adult writer.
MDNI.
Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town...
This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess.
He/him adult muse.
Adult writer.
MDNI.
BadJokesLucia
Since I showed them off here last time-
The collection grows. (And glows.)
My blacklight isn't big enough to show them all well now.
Since I showed them off here last time-
The collection grows. (And glows.)
My blacklight isn't big enough to show them all well now.
January 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
BadJokesLucia
Since I showed them off here last time-
The collection grows. (And glows.)
My blacklight isn't big enough to show them all well now.
Since I showed them off here last time-
The collection grows. (And glows.)
My blacklight isn't big enough to show them all well now.
"Oh my, so you're a little pervert~ And here I thought you were staring so much purely out of jealousy~"
"....Maybe I can make an invisible force field that keeps people warm so they can wear something like this publicly... Perhaps that is a good idea."
She is already jotting down a new invention idea...
She is already jotting down a new invention idea...
...Banyan looks so smug...
"Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though."
Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently.
"Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though."
Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently.
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"Oh my, so you're a little pervert~ And here I thought you were staring so much purely out of jealousy~"
...Banyan looks so smug...
"Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though."
Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently.
"Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though."
Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently.
"Lady. It's winter right now. How are you not freezing with that-"
Also jealous Shizu noises.
Also jealous Shizu noises.
Oh, now she's doing a proper #SeductiveSunday...
Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold??
Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold??
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
...Banyan looks so smug...
"Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though."
Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently.
"Sometimes the cold is just what the body needs. I won't be staying like this terribly long, though."
Just long enough to spread some jealousy, apparently.
Oh, now she's doing a proper #SeductiveSunday...
Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold??
Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold??
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Oh, now she's doing a proper #SeductiveSunday...
Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold??
Does... Does this crazy evil woman not feel the cold??
"...Also, where did my daughter run off to? She better not be sneaking around to see some secret boyfriend."
...Staying away from the chaos for a while seems to have created some mental shift in Banyan-. She's in mom mode...
...Staying away from the chaos for a while seems to have created some mental shift in Banyan-. She's in mom mode...
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
"...Also, where did my daughter run off to? She better not be sneaking around to see some secret boyfriend."
...Staying away from the chaos for a while seems to have created some mental shift in Banyan-. She's in mom mode...
...Staying away from the chaos for a while seems to have created some mental shift in Banyan-. She's in mom mode...
"Hey have y-
Stop screaming-"
Oh, a surprise appearance from an evil woman.
...Did she really have to wake somebody up like this? ...And where are her clothes?
"Have you seen a suspicious rock lately? It slipped out of my hand near a wormhole."
...Is this a convoluted Seductive Sunday...?
Stop screaming-"
Oh, a surprise appearance from an evil woman.
...Did she really have to wake somebody up like this? ...And where are her clothes?
"Have you seen a suspicious rock lately? It slipped out of my hand near a wormhole."
...Is this a convoluted Seductive Sunday...?
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
"Hey have y-
Stop screaming-"
Oh, a surprise appearance from an evil woman.
...Did she really have to wake somebody up like this? ...And where are her clothes?
"Have you seen a suspicious rock lately? It slipped out of my hand near a wormhole."
...Is this a convoluted Seductive Sunday...?
Stop screaming-"
Oh, a surprise appearance from an evil woman.
...Did she really have to wake somebody up like this? ...And where are her clothes?
"Have you seen a suspicious rock lately? It slipped out of my hand near a wormhole."
...Is this a convoluted Seductive Sunday...?
Reposted by Professor Lavender Banyan
"We who live in the darkness, our songs and thirst are both for life. Painted as undead, yet we treasure life the most."
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark topics guaranteed.
Tied to lore in a friend's Pokemon verse storyline, though a great deal of wandering leads to multiverse compatibility.
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark topics guaranteed.
Tied to lore in a friend's Pokemon verse storyline, though a great deal of wandering leads to multiverse compatibility.
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"We who live in the darkness, our songs and thirst are both for life. Painted as undead, yet we treasure life the most."
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark topics guaranteed.
Tied to lore in a friend's Pokemon verse storyline, though a great deal of wandering leads to multiverse compatibility.
Another OC by BadJokesLucia
Dark topics guaranteed.
Tied to lore in a friend's Pokemon verse storyline, though a great deal of wandering leads to multiverse compatibility.
Just... Checking her purse... Counting her money...
"...Okay, good. I can afford a nice meal before I have to escape this reality to avoid Miss Celia."
...HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION THAT EVEN BANYAN ISN'T CONSIDERING FIGHTING BACK?!
"...Okay, good. I can afford a nice meal before I have to escape this reality to avoid Miss Celia."
...HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION THAT EVEN BANYAN ISN'T CONSIDERING FIGHTING BACK?!
August 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Just... Checking her purse... Counting her money...
"...Okay, good. I can afford a nice meal before I have to escape this reality to avoid Miss Celia."
...HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION THAT EVEN BANYAN ISN'T CONSIDERING FIGHTING BACK?!
"...Okay, good. I can afford a nice meal before I have to escape this reality to avoid Miss Celia."
...HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION THAT EVEN BANYAN ISN'T CONSIDERING FIGHTING BACK?!
"Curious..."
Banyan's examining the remnants of what used to be that robotics factory.
"The concrete foundation was reshaped without breaking it, as if it changed state temporarily... And the rubble has been melded together from so many different materials that it appears to not be of this world."
Banyan's examining the remnants of what used to be that robotics factory.
"The concrete foundation was reshaped without breaking it, as if it changed state temporarily... And the rubble has been melded together from so many different materials that it appears to not be of this world."
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Curious..."
Banyan's examining the remnants of what used to be that robotics factory.
"The concrete foundation was reshaped without breaking it, as if it changed state temporarily... And the rubble has been melded together from so many different materials that it appears to not be of this world."
Banyan's examining the remnants of what used to be that robotics factory.
"The concrete foundation was reshaped without breaking it, as if it changed state temporarily... And the rubble has been melded together from so many different materials that it appears to not be of this world."
"...Clankers."
She hates this. Left her just call out her Not-Palossand...
"Castliron, erode them and make use of the metal for yourself."
She hates this. Left her just call out her Not-Palossand...
"Castliron, erode them and make use of the metal for yourself."
August 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"...Clankers."
She hates this. Left her just call out her Not-Palossand...
"Castliron, erode them and make use of the metal for yourself."
She hates this. Left her just call out her Not-Palossand...
"Castliron, erode them and make use of the metal for yourself."
She is in her forties... But 'decades' still makes her sound even older than that!
One has to wonder who the other parent would be, though.
...And really, Banyan is probably older than some people here.
...And really, Banyan is probably older than some people here.
...Technically correct, but phrasing it as 'decades' makes her sound super old-
August 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
She is in her forties... But 'decades' still makes her sound even older than that!
...Technically correct, but phrasing it as 'decades' makes her sound super old-
...Must have been decades ago then. And hopefully just one kid. And not whatever the Kingchesters has-.
Blood related. It was a loooooong time ago before she had everything figured out.
August 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
...Technically correct, but phrasing it as 'decades' makes her sound super old-
Blood related. It was a loooooong time ago before she had everything figured out.
....Adoptive or blood related? That's going to change a lot of contexts here.
Yep. Her pride and joy.
August 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Blood related. It was a loooooong time ago before she had everything figured out.
Yep. Her pride and joy.
She has a daughter...? Wait-? What?
She's spent the last ten hours on the phone with her daughter... They're not showing any signs of slowing down, either...
August 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yep. Her pride and joy.
She's spent the last ten hours on the phone with her daughter... They're not showing any signs of slowing down, either...
August 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
She's spent the last ten hours on the phone with her daughter... They're not showing any signs of slowing down, either...
{Lost Record: December 31st 2024}
{23:51}: "...Testing. Testing. ...Excellent, The device is recording and transcribing as expected."
{23:52}: "(clearing throat) Lavender Banyan, recording for New World Rebirth instance number one-three-zero. If the patient would please introduce herself.-
{23:51}: "...Testing. Testing. ...Excellent, The device is recording and transcribing as expected."
{23:52}: "(clearing throat) Lavender Banyan, recording for New World Rebirth instance number one-three-zero. If the patient would please introduce herself.-
August 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
{Lost Record: December 31st 2024}
{23:51}: "...Testing. Testing. ...Excellent, The device is recording and transcribing as expected."
{23:52}: "(clearing throat) Lavender Banyan, recording for New World Rebirth instance number one-three-zero. If the patient would please introduce herself.-
{23:51}: "...Testing. Testing. ...Excellent, The device is recording and transcribing as expected."
{23:52}: "(clearing throat) Lavender Banyan, recording for New World Rebirth instance number one-three-zero. If the patient would please introduce herself.-
"What's up, chat?"
...Is that Banyan's voice on a PokeTube stream? The same Banyan who openly dislikes machines and even picked up the term 'Clanker' recently? ...How does she have over two million subscribers?! She doesn't even use a face cam!
...Oh. Right. She's old. She's probably just been-
...Is that Banyan's voice on a PokeTube stream? The same Banyan who openly dislikes machines and even picked up the term 'Clanker' recently? ...How does she have over two million subscribers?! She doesn't even use a face cam!
...Oh. Right. She's old. She's probably just been-
August 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"What's up, chat?"
...Is that Banyan's voice on a PokeTube stream? The same Banyan who openly dislikes machines and even picked up the term 'Clanker' recently? ...How does she have over two million subscribers?! She doesn't even use a face cam!
...Oh. Right. She's old. She's probably just been-
...Is that Banyan's voice on a PokeTube stream? The same Banyan who openly dislikes machines and even picked up the term 'Clanker' recently? ...How does she have over two million subscribers?! She doesn't even use a face cam!
...Oh. Right. She's old. She's probably just been-
Not a single wholesome thought in her head at the moment.
August 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not a single wholesome thought in her head at the moment.
August 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A rather tame #SeductiveSunday. Just a lovely fashion show alongside a certain secret somebody.
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A rather tame #SeductiveSunday. Just a lovely fashion show alongside a certain secret somebody.
Click...
Clack...
A certain somebody is finally back out of her lab.
Clack...
A certain somebody is finally back out of her lab.
August 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Click...
Clack...
A certain somebody is finally back out of her lab.
Clack...
A certain somebody is finally back out of her lab.
"We'll see if you get the chance to go after them before I do."
...She's not making any promises.
"Why does any trainer catch an interesting Pokemon?"
...And answering a question with another question...
...She's not making any promises.
"Why does any trainer catch an interesting Pokemon?"
...And answering a question with another question...
"Well... Damn.... Can you keep the other Tapus for me at least? Lele and Koko are the two I want to see if I can. Well, one of them at least."
It is something she'd love to get at least.
"...Should I ask why did you get it, Professor?"
It is something she'd love to get at least.
"...Should I ask why did you get it, Professor?"
"Unfortunately my vacation was cut short that time, and I haven't had the chance to go back for the others."
...Banyan's the one who caught Tapu Fini?!
...What the hell is going on with her if that's a Pokemon she hasn't shown in battle yet? Between that and calling Aleister's Regigigas small...
...Banyan's the one who caught Tapu Fini?!
...What the hell is going on with her if that's a Pokemon she hasn't shown in battle yet? Between that and calling Aleister's Regigigas small...
July 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"We'll see if you get the chance to go after them before I do."
...She's not making any promises.
"Why does any trainer catch an interesting Pokemon?"
...And answering a question with another question...
...She's not making any promises.
"Why does any trainer catch an interesting Pokemon?"
...And answering a question with another question...
"Unfortunately my vacation was cut short that time, and I haven't had the chance to go back for the others."
...Banyan's the one who caught Tapu Fini?!
...What the hell is going on with her if that's a Pokemon she hasn't shown in battle yet? Between that and calling Aleister's Regigigas small...
...Banyan's the one who caught Tapu Fini?!
...What the hell is going on with her if that's a Pokemon she hasn't shown in battle yet? Between that and calling Aleister's Regigigas small...
"Wait. Fini has already been captured? Do I need to ask by who?"
Does it mean someone else had the same idea as her? It was one of the four she wanted but...
"I wonder who got it. But I wonder how the others are."
Does it mean someone else had the same idea as her? It was one of the four she wanted but...
"I wonder who got it. But I wonder how the others are."
"Those nurses are lucky Miss Celia didn't kill them for doing that in the first place."
She's going to have to find a way to domesticate Celia before anybody can recruit her, whether it's Banyan or somebody else.
"...I will offer a tip just in case. Tapu Fini has already been captured."
...Huh?
She's going to have to find a way to domesticate Celia before anybody can recruit her, whether it's Banyan or somebody else.
"...I will offer a tip just in case. Tapu Fini has already been captured."
...Huh?
July 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Unfortunately my vacation was cut short that time, and I haven't had the chance to go back for the others."
...Banyan's the one who caught Tapu Fini?!
...What the hell is going on with her if that's a Pokemon she hasn't shown in battle yet? Between that and calling Aleister's Regigigas small...
...Banyan's the one who caught Tapu Fini?!
...What the hell is going on with her if that's a Pokemon she hasn't shown in battle yet? Between that and calling Aleister's Regigigas small...
"Those nurses are lucky Miss Celia didn't kill them for doing that in the first place."
She's going to have to find a way to domesticate Celia before anybody can recruit her, whether it's Banyan or somebody else.
"...I will offer a tip just in case. Tapu Fini has already been captured."
...Huh?
She's going to have to find a way to domesticate Celia before anybody can recruit her, whether it's Banyan or somebody else.
"...I will offer a tip just in case. Tapu Fini has already been captured."
...Huh?
"I mean. It was an idea, Professor. Besides, they would be a good power boost."
She may as well lay in bed still.
"I barely even got a chance to try and look for Black Agurite... Turns out the nurses couldn't find anyone else to sign papers for and put her name in papers on me without permission."
She may as well lay in bed still.
"I barely even got a chance to try and look for Black Agurite... Turns out the nurses couldn't find anyone else to sign papers for and put her name in papers on me without permission."
"Do not-"
...Uh. Why is Banyan so jumpy about that?
"Ahem. Miss Celia would kill you if you even brought that up right now."
...Uh. Why is Banyan so jumpy about that?
"Ahem. Miss Celia would kill you if you even brought that up right now."
July 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Those nurses are lucky Miss Celia didn't kill them for doing that in the first place."
She's going to have to find a way to domesticate Celia before anybody can recruit her, whether it's Banyan or somebody else.
"...I will offer a tip just in case. Tapu Fini has already been captured."
...Huh?
She's going to have to find a way to domesticate Celia before anybody can recruit her, whether it's Banyan or somebody else.
"...I will offer a tip just in case. Tapu Fini has already been captured."
...Huh?