The Keyblade Master
@inzanegamer12.bsky.social
Just a chill guy. Love laughing at stupid memes. Spongebob is goated. Anime lover and lifelong gamer. I used to be in the band. May your heart be your guiding key. #Blacksky #Blackskygamers #Blerdsky
It's November first so y'all know what that means. Mariah Carey has thawed out. Get ready to hear "All I want for Christmas" nonstop for the next two months.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It's November first so y'all know what that means. Mariah Carey has thawed out. Get ready to hear "All I want for Christmas" nonstop for the next two months.
One Piece taking another break in January and is going to a seasonal format with only 26 episodes/yr. People who haven't started have no reason to not start now. YOU HAVE TIME!
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
One Piece taking another break in January and is going to a seasonal format with only 26 episodes/yr. People who haven't started have no reason to not start now. YOU HAVE TIME!
Spongebob should have retired when the creator passed.
18. Give me your Spongebob hot take.
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Spongebob should have retired when the creator passed.
I'll go out of my way to watch the classics, but don't really rock with the new stuff.
17. Do you still watch Spongebob?
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'll go out of my way to watch the classics, but don't really rock with the new stuff.
Spongebob getting caught watching the hub lol
15. What adult joke from Spongebob went over your head as a kid?
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Spongebob getting caught watching the hub lol
"Good gravy he's naked!"
14. What is your favorite niche Spongebob quote?
(niche is something that isn't well-known or common)
(niche is something that isn't well-known or common)
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Good gravy he's naked!"
Sandy alone will get me through.
12. You are stranded on an island. What three Spongebob characters are you picking to help you escape?
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sandy alone will get me through.
I was there when it premiered on SNICK in 1999.
10. What is the first episode of Spongebob you remember watching?
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was there when it premiered on SNICK in 1999.
Squidward. Planktons situation is due to his own greed. Squidward has to live next to two idiots who constantly annoy him, work a dead end job no one wants, has no real talent, and has to watch his biggest opp succeed in everything he wanted to do.
7. Who has the worst life: Squidward or Plankton?
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Squidward. Planktons situation is due to his own greed. Squidward has to live next to two idiots who constantly annoy him, work a dead end job no one wants, has no real talent, and has to watch his biggest opp succeed in everything he wanted to do.
Mr. Krabs by far. He forced them on multiple occasions to work nonstop shifts, tried to bill Spongebob and Squidward for standing and breathing, sold Spongebob for literal pocket change, fired Spongebob to save a nickel and forced Spongebob to commit numerous crimes. Need I go on?
6. Who is worse: Mr. Krabs or Patrick?
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Mr. Krabs by far. He forced them on multiple occasions to work nonstop shifts, tried to bill Spongebob and Squidward for standing and breathing, sold Spongebob for literal pocket change, fired Spongebob to save a nickel and forced Spongebob to commit numerous crimes. Need I go on?
"I thought of something funnier than 24. What is it? 25"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"I'm ready I'm ready...No you ain't"
"This is a load of barnacles"
"I don't see what's the big deal about a stupid star. Gee Patrick, I thought you'd care a lot about stupid stars considering you are one."
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"I'm ready I'm ready...No you ain't"
"This is a load of barnacles"
"I don't see what's the big deal about a stupid star. Gee Patrick, I thought you'd care a lot about stupid stars considering you are one."
5. What are your favorite Spongebob quotes?
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"I thought of something funnier than 24. What is it? 25"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"I'm ready I'm ready...No you ain't"
"This is a load of barnacles"
"I don't see what's the big deal about a stupid star. Gee Patrick, I thought you'd care a lot about stupid stars considering you are one."
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"I'm ready I'm ready...No you ain't"
"This is a load of barnacles"
"I don't see what's the big deal about a stupid star. Gee Patrick, I thought you'd care a lot about stupid stars considering you are one."
The Krusty Towers is my personal favorite.
4. What is your favorite Spongebob episode?
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Krusty Towers is my personal favorite.
I no longer refer to salads as such. I now call them sa-lads.
1. Tell me you've watched Spongebob without telling me you've watched Spongebob.
October 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I no longer refer to salads as such. I now call them sa-lads.
Multiple times a day, every day.
17. Ideally, how often would you like to have sex?
October 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Multiple times a day, every day.
Auska definitely needs to be in someone's anime, her villain voice is phenomenal.
September 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Auska definitely needs to be in someone's anime, her villain voice is phenomenal.
A sandwich
September 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A sandwich
People often forget the contributions Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff made to the rap industry.
13. What rapper doesn't get enough credit for their contribution or influence in rap?
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
People often forget the contributions Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff made to the rap industry.
Anyways how's y'all Friday going? Hope this week has been kind to you all.
August 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Anyways how's y'all Friday going? Hope this week has been kind to you all.
Wanted to share a rant about some BS that happened to me at work this week.
August 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wanted to share a rant about some BS that happened to me at work this week.
Reposted by The Keyblade Master
This is what you pineapple on pizza eaters deserve ☝️😌
August 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is what you pineapple on pizza eaters deserve ☝️😌
Work was real blah for me today. Not sure why.
July 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Work was real blah for me today. Not sure why.
Soooo this surprise Tyler The Creator album. Very solid.
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
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July 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Soooo this surprise Tyler The Creator album. Very solid.
Bruh the way One Piece makes me feel feelings in these episodes is criminal. 😭
July 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bruh the way One Piece makes me feel feelings in these episodes is criminal. 😭
Morning y'all. We made it to another Friday.
July 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Morning y'all. We made it to another Friday.