The Day Trader™️
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Eagles with the fart sandwich to top off a banner night for Philadelphia.
Phils lost, Flyers lost, eagles losing. Really great day thanks for asking.
Sticking a fork into a light socket.
Need Bader to fulfill his prophecy of being the most annoying baseball player of all time and send a pitch to the parking lot.
Shared that incredible work of art with my BIL and
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WHAT A FUXKING INNING, BATTERS NEED TO REWARD THAT FUCK
I’m clearly having a stroke because there is no way I just watched that shit.
Luv 2 over-manage with #analytics.
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I need Mark Sanchez to stab me
Someone tell the Phillies they’re allowed to swing at fastballs thrown right down the middle.
Just consulted my sabermetrics binder and it says you should never send in a fucking 40 year old in a big spot and motherfuck the rest of the bullpen.