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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 10h

I have wonderful news for you.

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 10h

I have wonderful news for you.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 23h

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Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 22h

Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for autofellatio before starting.

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 1d

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 1d

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 22h

I knew it would happen eventually. I was just afraid he'd make it to 100 like Kissinger.

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 22h

he dead

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 22h

Election day!

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 22h

Of COURSE he'd die on election day.

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 22h

Confirmed.

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Willow T Squirrel @willowtsquirrel.bsky.social · 1d

@ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social pssst….guess what?

a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background

Alt: a crab is dancing on a sandy beach with trees in the background. Then hundreds of crabs dancing at a crab rave. This gif is traditionally shared on Tumblr as a way of announcing the passing of ….. persons

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 22h

Dick Cheney ragequit when it was clear that Mamdani was going to win.

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 23h

YES! DICK CHENEY *IS* DEAD!

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · 23d

No, but... bsky.app/profile/yash...

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23d

President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”

(I isolated Trump’s voice)

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · Sep 10

No, but fascist propagandist Charlie Kirk is unlikely to ever wake up. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot at Utah Valley University event | CNN

President Donald Trump’s ally Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah, a source familiar with the matter says. Follow for live news updates.

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Yes, Dick Cheney is Dead! @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social · Aug 21

No, but Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, who spent his life oppressing women, LGBTQ people, and encouraging parents to hit their children, is dead.