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Pete Pann
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I like to like stuff. I have opinions on things.
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If you're not in my circle of trust, you're probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt
My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I'd have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it's mostly been weight gain and existential dread.
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Extreme wealth
They are taught that they are important and special so they never learn perspective. They are coddled and therefore never acquire healthy coping skills. They don't understand regular people, or society or so many of the small things that contribute to growth and emotional development.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Parents should be charged with murder. Depraved Indifference.
Third Kentucky infant dies from whooping cough as statewide cases surge
A third Kentucky infant has died from whooping cough in the last 12 months, the Kentucky Department for Public Health said Monday.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Salt can't be the only delicious rock. I'm going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they're trying to keep them from us
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
trump pardoned the biggest fentanyl dealer in the country. But he's blowing up fishing boats.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Create the illusion of purpose through work. You're not gonna escape the dread but you can be too exhausted to think about it
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Dementia Don strikes again 🙌, without his handlers around to control him, he still literally agrees with the current person he’s talking to. Same problem from first administration, where he’d give contradictory approvals based on the last person he talked with.
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is that why we are blowing up their fishing boats?

Fucking Hugo Chavez & Jeffery Epstein - the ghosts of Christmas past
Trump’s DOJ Launches Investigation Into MAGA Claim That Venezuela Stole the 2020 Election
Donald Trump’s justice department has plunged headfirst into one of the most bizarre plotlines of the 2020 election aftermath: the long‑debunked claim that Venezuela helped steal the race for Joe Bide...
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November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why aren't there dinosaur ghosts?
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Pete Pann
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Mushrooms are such weird little guys.

They're tasty. They're hallucinogenic.

They're poisonous. They are one. They are many. They will outlive us. You will eat them. They will eat you. And some of them look like little houses.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Oh no I really hope Clinton isn't in the Epstein files, I'll have to get rid of my Clinton hat and my Clinton sneakers and my Clinton cologne and my Clinton watch and take down my Clinton flag and I'll have to delete my Clinton nft trading cards

What will I do with my Clinton Bible
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Exactly this. America is compromised but Europe isn't. Hook em up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
It really is astonishing.

The more he shits on them, the more that they love him. Maybe they feel like they did something bad to anger Daddy, so they have to make up for it with love.

Fascinating.
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Deport foreign workers with legal status.

No one to take jobs.

Economy begins to crumble.

Claim bringing in foreign workers is good.

Take credit for fixing the problem that didn't exist before I created it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like "call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder here's fifteen dollars."
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
in twenty-twenty-whack no one can afford that shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
me: most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all

therapist: can we go back to discussing your childhood

me: one sec, let me cook
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
My headcanon is that minecraft is about a marooned sailor in the 19th century. My evidence is that upon finding out that the christian hell is a real place which exists, the character's first instinct and canon path of progression is to strip mine it for resources
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
You think Trump is more angry over this guy making him look bad, or that he didn't share
Robert Morris, Gateway Church founding pastor, pleads guilty in Oklahoma child sexual abuse case
The longtime Texas pastor admitted to indecent conduct with a child, resolving a decades-old case tied to allegations of abuse in Oklahoma.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“Come on, he was just into 15 year olds. 14 isn’t even that young, especially since girls are so mature for their age. Are we really making such a big deal about a few 13 year olds? Who among us hasn’t fantasized about 12 year olds?”
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Me: I'm sort of a chicken magnet

Him: Don't you mean chick magn-

*sounds of distant bawk-bawking*

Me: We have to go NOW
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trump dismisses criticism for not meeting with Epstein survivors saying, “Look, I wouldn’t even recognize them. I haven’t seen them since they were kids”
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They don't want you chill and relaxed, they want you anxious and so busy desperately clinging to your job for fear of homelessness that you have no time or mental energy to consider that life could be better, and how to go about that.
Hemp ban: full list of THC-derived products that face being pulled
Part of the Senate-passed government funding bill will see many THC-infused products banned, by tightening legislation in the 2018 Farm Bill.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM