Yes, Henry Kissinger is still dead.
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Answering the question that was on everyone's mind for half a century, and somehow still is.
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Henry Kissinger is still dead, and this account is still up, probably because I haven't criticized the CEO of Bluesky yet.
October 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Henry Kissinger is still dead, and this account is still up, probably because I haven't criticized the CEO of Bluesky yet.
Henry Kissinger is still dead, but his body count keeps going up.
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Henry Kissinger is still dead, but his body count keeps going up.
Looks like I'm still not banned, unlike Henry Kissinger, who remains banned from this mortal coil.
September 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Looks like I'm still not banned, unlike Henry Kissinger, who remains banned from this mortal coil.
So, I guess I'm about to get banned?
September 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So, I guess I'm about to get banned?
Good news, everyone!
No, but Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, who spent his life oppressing women, LGBTQ people, and encouraging parents to hit their children, is dead.
August 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Good news, everyone!
I'm about to go on another trip. I'm not visiting Arlington National Cemetery, Section 21, Grave 76-A, but you could, if you happen to be in the area and can't find a bathroom.
August 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm about to go on another trip. I'm not visiting Arlington National Cemetery, Section 21, Grave 76-A, but you could, if you happen to be in the area and can't find a bathroom.
Sorry to disappear for a while. I was spending time with my family, unlike Henry Kissinger, whose death was announced by his consulting firm.
July 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sorry to disappear for a while. I was spending time with my family, unlike Henry Kissinger, whose death was announced by his consulting firm.
I've been away for a little while on vacation, unlike Henry Kissinger, who has been away for a long while because he is dead.
June 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I've been away for a little while on vacation, unlike Henry Kissinger, who has been away for a long while because he is dead.
Dead as King George III.
June 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dead as King George III.
Dead.
May 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dead.
Still dead!
May 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Still dead!
*Exquisitely* dead!
April 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
*Exquisitely* dead!
Dead!
April 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dead!
Still dead.
March 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Still dead.
Henry Kissinger is just a little extra dead today.
March 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Henry Kissinger is just a little extra dead today.
Damn, I've been slacking off for a while. Henry Kissinger is still dead though.
February 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Damn, I've been slacking off for a while. Henry Kissinger is still dead though.
Violets are blue
Roses are red
But most importantly
Henry Kissinger is dead
Roses are red
But most importantly
Henry Kissinger is dead
February 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
But most importantly
Henry Kissinger is dead
Roses are red
But most importantly
Henry Kissinger is dead
Aye!
February 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Aye!
Henry Kissinger is especially dead today.
February 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Henry Kissinger is especially dead today.