Delilah Orizaba
@isntthatdelilah.bsky.social
Full-time Therapist | Part-time comic | On-Call storyteller
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April 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Tired: taking fiber supplements to bottom
Wired: taking fiber supplements to take solid no wipe poops
Wired: taking fiber supplements to take solid no wipe poops
April 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Tired: taking fiber supplements to bottom
Wired: taking fiber supplements to take solid no wipe poops
Wired: taking fiber supplements to take solid no wipe poops
We need woke bullies, woke a-holes, woke divas, woke jerks,
April 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We need woke bullies, woke a-holes, woke divas, woke jerks,
Ugh, the stock market is in retrograde
April 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Ugh, the stock market is in retrograde
Take me to god’s country
April 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Take me to god’s country
A California sober Passover Seder
April 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A California sober Passover Seder
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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
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April 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
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I don’t use AI because I believe in myself 🙂
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don’t use AI because I believe in myself 🙂
Im so dramatic. I was at the ER with sharp arm pain and kept telling my wife “I don’t want this arm anymore” lol
March 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Im so dramatic. I was at the ER with sharp arm pain and kept telling my wife “I don’t want this arm anymore” lol
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probably the most important thing i've ever written
BONUS: My March Madness Bracket (based on how hot the mascots are)
This is definitely the longest post I will ever make.
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March 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
probably the most important thing i've ever written
First day back at the gym 💪 I don’t go to the gym between December and February because I live in Chicago and love myself
March 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
First day back at the gym 💪 I don’t go to the gym between December and February because I live in Chicago and love myself
I got blazed and gave a history report on Dora Richter :)
#comedy #standup #hammeredherstory #trans #transhumor #queer #lgbt
#comedy #standup #hammeredherstory #trans #transhumor #queer #lgbt
March 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I got blazed and gave a history report on Dora Richter :)
#comedy #standup #hammeredherstory #trans #transhumor #queer #lgbt
#comedy #standup #hammeredherstory #trans #transhumor #queer #lgbt
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trying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today
March 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
trying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today
March 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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March 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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The thing is:
March 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The thing is:
One time, my sister showed me the most unfunny cat meme and said “you should try to fit that in your comedy”
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One time, my sister showed me the most unfunny cat meme and said “you should try to fit that in your comedy”
March 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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a new grimace just dropped, but he is not new
Uncle O’Grimacey is BACK
The bearer of the Shamrock Shake has been released from the weird mascot vault after decades of being in hiding.
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March 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
a new grimace just dropped, but he is not new
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📂documents
L📂important
L📂taxes
L📂1994
L💾hentai
L📂important
L📂taxes
L📂1994
L💾hentai
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
📂documents
L📂important
L📂taxes
L📂1994
L💾hentai
L📂important
L📂taxes
L📂1994
L💾hentai