Woke from a dream in a cold sweat wondering, whatever happened to Jello Biafra?
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Woke from a dream in a cold sweat wondering, whatever happened to Jello Biafra?
What's your Ninja Turtle name and bandana colour?
August 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What's your Ninja Turtle name and bandana colour?
This has renewed my faith in humanity for another day.
July 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This has renewed my faith in humanity for another day.
Oh, I just do this because I am unable to properly park to accommodate my t-rex arms.
July 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh, I just do this because I am unable to properly park to accommodate my t-rex arms.
Ol' Dirty Bastard implies the existence of a Young Dirty Bastard, but I'll tell you I was unprepared to learn the YDB is an actual person.
July 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ol' Dirty Bastard implies the existence of a Young Dirty Bastard, but I'll tell you I was unprepared to learn the YDB is an actual person.
This week I was told "linen can't be too big."
June 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This week I was told "linen can't be too big."
If they bring back the pizza they can do whatever they want.
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If they bring back the pizza they can do whatever they want.
Any language's grammar is made up of rules, and then the part that just runs on vibes.
May 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Any language's grammar is made up of rules, and then the part that just runs on vibes.
Oh my god, did I miss Liberace's birthday?
May 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh my god, did I miss Liberace's birthday?
These fireworks weekends have me wishing Prometheus would take the fire back.
May 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
These fireworks weekends have me wishing Prometheus would take the fire back.
I am going to tell you that Beyond Steak is uncomfortably beefy.
May 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I am going to tell you that Beyond Steak is uncomfortably beefy.
But how do we help with the tiny Santa Hats mission?
May 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
But how do we help with the tiny Santa Hats mission?
Looks like a Dryad's Saddle
May 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Looks like a Dryad's Saddle
Does Mayor McCheese worry about re-election?
May 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Does Mayor McCheese worry about re-election?
It's a missed opportunity to call the YouTube channel "Vatican Media" and not "The Vaticam."
May 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's a missed opportunity to call the YouTube channel "Vatican Media" and not "The Vaticam."
Reposted by Erinn
i am once again reminding everyone that the met gala's main function is to fund the met's costume institute for the year. in a time of defunding the arts, that matters. even if you hate the opulence.
May 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i am once again reminding everyone that the met gala's main function is to fund the met's costume institute for the year. in a time of defunding the arts, that matters. even if you hate the opulence.
Do I need to see Billy Corgan again, or am I just sad?
May 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Do I need to see Billy Corgan again, or am I just sad?
If you wear a tall hat to a concert, I can only assume that you also straddle two parking spots and squeeze all of the produce at the grocery store.
April 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you wear a tall hat to a concert, I can only assume that you also straddle two parking spots and squeeze all of the produce at the grocery store.
Dang. He'll be missed.
April 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dang. He'll be missed.
Butter lamb in solidarity.
April 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Butter lamb in solidarity.
I could not love this more.
April 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I could not love this more.
Should I record an audiobook of Mark Leyner's "The Tetherballs of Bougainville?"
April 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Should I record an audiobook of Mark Leyner's "The Tetherballs of Bougainville?"