Chocolate Philosopher
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Wanderlust Child …
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I missed the Xbox sale on Hogwarts and now the game is full price again 😫
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I missed the Xbox sale on Hogwarts and now the game is full price again 😫
Every once in a while … ya’ll get it right
now I’m bout to think about what kinda indulgent ass sandwiches I’m about to make as a little piece of a self comfort.
now I’m bout to think about what kinda indulgent ass sandwiches I’m about to make as a little piece of a self comfort.
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Every once in a while … ya’ll get it right
now I’m bout to think about what kinda indulgent ass sandwiches I’m about to make as a little piece of a self comfort.
now I’m bout to think about what kinda indulgent ass sandwiches I’m about to make as a little piece of a self comfort.
When EYE said that … folks acted like I was crazy.
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
When EYE said that … folks acted like I was crazy.
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internalize this, now.
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 AM
internalize this, now.
I IMMEDIATELY thought about that Twitter flyout story 😂
anyway next week I get to breed fruit flies
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I IMMEDIATELY thought about that Twitter flyout story 😂
Siiiiiiiide Note: now we’re making my birthday a big girls trip for everyone to come because LIFE be fucking Lifing
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Siiiiiiiide Note: now we’re making my birthday a big girls trip for everyone to come because LIFE be fucking Lifing
One thing I know for sure … I’m wearing my favorite leggings to work today.
a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch holding a necklace and a ring .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch holding a necklace and a ring .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 AM
One thing I know for sure … I’m wearing my favorite leggings to work today.
I feel better today … stronger and more sure footed.
i had to shake that Eeyore up OFF me.
i had to shake that Eeyore up OFF me.
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I feel better today … stronger and more sure footed.
i had to shake that Eeyore up OFF me.
i had to shake that Eeyore up OFF me.
Whew.
Yesterday was one of those days that knocked wind outta my sails. One of my best friends husbands was in an accident that ruptured some shit and the doctors aren’t sure if he’s gonna make it.
He had his final surgery last night and now we wait.
Neither of em even made 40 yet …
Yesterday was one of those days that knocked wind outta my sails. One of my best friends husbands was in an accident that ruptured some shit and the doctors aren’t sure if he’s gonna make it.
He had his final surgery last night and now we wait.
Neither of em even made 40 yet …
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Whew.
Yesterday was one of those days that knocked wind outta my sails. One of my best friends husbands was in an accident that ruptured some shit and the doctors aren’t sure if he’s gonna make it.
He had his final surgery last night and now we wait.
Neither of em even made 40 yet …
Yesterday was one of those days that knocked wind outta my sails. One of my best friends husbands was in an accident that ruptured some shit and the doctors aren’t sure if he’s gonna make it.
He had his final surgery last night and now we wait.
Neither of em even made 40 yet …
Ya’ll please send some prayers and good energy to me and mine. One of my besties is in crisis … and I don’t really know what to do.
I want to call my Grandmother and can’t.
And everything feels VERY heavy right now.
I need comfort so I can be strong and there’s no where left for me to get it.
I want to call my Grandmother and can’t.
And everything feels VERY heavy right now.
I need comfort so I can be strong and there’s no where left for me to get it.
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Ya’ll please send some prayers and good energy to me and mine. One of my besties is in crisis … and I don’t really know what to do.
I want to call my Grandmother and can’t.
And everything feels VERY heavy right now.
I need comfort so I can be strong and there’s no where left for me to get it.
I want to call my Grandmother and can’t.
And everything feels VERY heavy right now.
I need comfort so I can be strong and there’s no where left for me to get it.
I cannot wait to go on vacation for my birthday.
I wanna be waited on hand and foot.
Lay around on the beach all day with my ass out
Go on a few excursions
And get all cute for dinner.
SIMPLE.
I wanna be waited on hand and foot.
Lay around on the beach all day with my ass out
Go on a few excursions
And get all cute for dinner.
SIMPLE.
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I cannot wait to go on vacation for my birthday.
I wanna be waited on hand and foot.
Lay around on the beach all day with my ass out
Go on a few excursions
And get all cute for dinner.
SIMPLE.
I wanna be waited on hand and foot.
Lay around on the beach all day with my ass out
Go on a few excursions
And get all cute for dinner.
SIMPLE.
You would’ve thought they actually tried to send me to rehab 😂
Back to Black came out in 2007 & I used to sing that album with all my heart. You would’ve thought I was going through something when in reality I’m just a dramatic performer
a woman singing into a microphone with a guitar player behind her
ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with a guitar player behind her
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
You would’ve thought they actually tried to send me to rehab 😂
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I'm in a deficit & need this
I miss being held. But like the kind where you're two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly. Where you have to ask "are you comfortable?" because there's no way you can *both* feel this good... But you do.
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I'm in a deficit & need this
They don’t really be about that life.
THAT’s why.
THAT’s why.
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
They don’t really be about that life.
THAT’s why.
THAT’s why.
HONESTLY ion understand why the “give me some money” girlies keep trying to bleed the youngins dry.
If that’s what you want … go get you a retired friend with some disposable income.
If that’s what you want … go get you a retired friend with some disposable income.
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
HONESTLY ion understand why the “give me some money” girlies keep trying to bleed the youngins dry.
If that’s what you want … go get you a retired friend with some disposable income.
If that’s what you want … go get you a retired friend with some disposable income.
And NOW, you in our business friend.
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
And NOW, you in our business friend.
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I refer to these men as “Nate”
And uninformed.
Because “Mister” is the old head you call when you need a bill paid.
Because “Mister” is the old head you call when you need a bill paid.
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I refer to these men as “Nate”
And uninformed.
Because “Mister” is the old head you call when you need a bill paid.
Because “Mister” is the old head you call when you need a bill paid.
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
And uninformed.
Because “Mister” is the old head you call when you need a bill paid.
Because “Mister” is the old head you call when you need a bill paid.
Oooooh one of these balds I am unfamiliar with
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Oooooh one of these balds I am unfamiliar with
I love Amy Winehouse.
And her village failed her.
And her village failed her.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I love Amy Winehouse.
And her village failed her.
And her village failed her.
MY GIRL
Amy Winehouse's 'Back to Black' hit #1 on the UK albums chart 19 years ago on January 14, 2007 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/AWbtb
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
MY GIRL
I can be VERY critical of myself … and I’ve started saying to myself and aloud
“This is the face/body/ass/titties I got”
“This is the face/body/ass/titties I got”
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I can be VERY critical of myself … and I’ve started saying to myself and aloud
“This is the face/body/ass/titties I got”
“This is the face/body/ass/titties I got”
Learning to love the hair that grows from my head was one of the best journeys of my life.
If you feel ugly without a wig and makeup that’s something to be worked on.
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Learning to love the hair that grows from my head was one of the best journeys of my life.
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