Chocolate Philosopher
@itsmscoco.bsky.social
Wanderlust Child …
Pinned
I’m going to SLEEP!
Y’all be good … to yourselves and each other.
Y’all be good … to yourselves and each other.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m going to SLEEP!
Y’all be good … to yourselves and each other.
Y’all be good … to yourselves and each other.
*sighs in 84 years*
I miss doing kegels while someone in it 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
*sighs in 84 years*
I like when they inspire me to write …
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November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I like when they inspire me to write …
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This conversation is proof that “someone who matches your freak” is a very valid thing.
But I really need folks to communicate more and that would solve a lot. You will find out if you like it, if you suck at it, (if they like you sucking at it). Lol you cannot overthink kinks.
But I really need folks to communicate more and that would solve a lot. You will find out if you like it, if you suck at it, (if they like you sucking at it). Lol you cannot overthink kinks.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This conversation is proof that “someone who matches your freak” is a very valid thing.
But I really need folks to communicate more and that would solve a lot. You will find out if you like it, if you suck at it, (if they like you sucking at it). Lol you cannot overthink kinks.
But I really need folks to communicate more and that would solve a lot. You will find out if you like it, if you suck at it, (if they like you sucking at it). Lol you cannot overthink kinks.
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The Men are so unwell 😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Men are so unwell 😂
I do not like the layered ones 😫
Mix my shit up!
Mix my shit up!
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I do not like the layered ones 😫
Mix my shit up!
Mix my shit up!
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What do call someone who tells dad jokes but isn’t a dad?
A faux pa.
A faux pa.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What do call someone who tells dad jokes but isn’t a dad?
A faux pa.
A faux pa.
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Sometimes I want a pen pal but sometimes.. I want to be disgustingly in love
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes I want a pen pal but sometimes.. I want to be disgustingly in love
And close enough to touch!
Sometimes I want a pen pal but sometimes.. I want to be disgustingly in love
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
And close enough to touch!
OMG … why didn’t yall tell me it was past my bedtime!???!
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
OMG … why didn’t yall tell me it was past my bedtime!???!
This is tickling the mess outta me!
I would very much like to know how the family reacts 😂
I would very much like to know how the family reacts 😂
My sister is trying something new for Thanksgiving. She’s using CROISSANTS for the dressing. I don’t care though because I don’t eat dressing anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is tickling the mess outta me!
I would very much like to know how the family reacts 😂
I would very much like to know how the family reacts 😂
I feel like something good is on its way to me …
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I feel like something good is on its way to me …
“While rewarding them for being yours”
Mercy.
Mercy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“While rewarding them for being yours”
Mercy.
Mercy.
Eye too, wish I had some meat today.
I should have had beef today
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Eye too, wish I had some meat today.
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See, I already have a trauma response to the word “berry”
JELLIED OR NOTHING.
God help you if I find a single fuckin berry!
God help you if I find a single fuckin berry!
I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
See, I already have a trauma response to the word “berry”
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Those are the ones that want to go back to “traditional American values”
There’s a section of America that still eats like they’re in the 50s
Oh yeah
So I learned today that apparently out in the Midwest folks eat strawberry jello with sour cream as a dessert?
So I learned today that apparently out in the Midwest folks eat strawberry jello with sour cream as a dessert?
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Those are the ones that want to go back to “traditional American values”
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I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don't want your homemade cranberry sauce. Give me the can of mystery holiday jelly packed by a worker ready to burn the whole factory down.
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Saw a lottt of men in the grocery store instacart shopping.
They bouta fuck up y'all Thanksgiving dinner 😭
They bouta fuck up y'all Thanksgiving dinner 😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Saw a lottt of men in the grocery store instacart shopping.
They bouta fuck up y'all Thanksgiving dinner 😭
They bouta fuck up y'all Thanksgiving dinner 😭
I see ya’ll STILL cutting up 😂
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I see ya’ll STILL cutting up 😂
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An IMPASTA!
An IMPASTA!
We gotta cleanse the skyline right now
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What do you call a fake noodle?
An IMPASTA!
An IMPASTA!
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Im shy but I love being naked/half naked.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Im shy but I love being naked/half naked.
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