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Chocolate Philosopher

@itsmscoco.bsky.social

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Wanderlust Child , currently on sabbatical I know a lil something … One of those crazy people who create their own reality. ⏰: GardenOfCoCo

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · Aug 15

Annnnd I was on theme!

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 12h

I really just be living my best life…

I’m freshly showered in my satin and smell good, laying up in bed with freshly laundered sheets/comforter.

Smoking out of my Rick & Morty Bong watching Kung Fu Panda

A Rick & Morty bong in front of a TV with Kung Fu Panda on the screen backlit by a red light

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 14h

AH SHIT

a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and says why yy

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The Traveling Auntie 🛫 @mizzhomebawdy.blacksky.app · 15h

@wcwpoet.blacksky.app
@itsmscoco.bsky.social
@unknownblkmale.bsky.social
@haking.blacksky.app
@astoldbynai.blacksky.app

Yall better have my back!!!! 😂😂😂

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fairy type pokemon @naturallyniy.bsky.social · 19h

@vjlonir.bsky.social
@itsmscoco.bsky.social
@rinny.bsky.social
@knewyorksfinest.life
@tonystillsang.bsky.social (as bait)
gear tf up y’all!!

Elli Ellz👻 @ellithatgirl.blacksky.app · 20h

The villain you want to avoid is after you. You can't survive this alone so you need a team.

Choose 5 mutuals to be on your team & tag them! *DONT SKIP THIS PART!*

(No mutuals? then list 5 people in real life you would have on your team)

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 1d

The coworkers were raving over this one today. A keeper i suppose....
#AnotherAdidasAnotherday

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 17h

a woman is holding a white mug with a picture of a woman on it

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

Reefer and Rivals Time!!!

Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

Interstellar is one of my favorite movies!

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Matthew McConaughey just learned the full name of his character from 'Interstellar' 😂

🎥 VT | IG

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

I started rewatching #TrueBlood again recently too and honestly… I’m just trying to get to the Orgy Season 😂😂😂

Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

They did NOT hold back at all with True Blood.

And that’s what made it great

Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 18h

I’m rewatching “True Blood” and I forgot that HBO used to be so slutty. What a time.

Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

Have you blessed yourself with

The Great North
House Broken
The Freak Brothers
Fugget About It
Brickleberry

Señor Reese’s ♒️ @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 18h

King of the hill , family guy and other shows alike really is my shit

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t think she’s proud … I think she’s disoriented and it’s halfway muscle memory.

Having them people come get you from
Your home, when you are NOT expecting it. Is discombobulating.

Give it up Deelishis you look like a man..🧍🏾‍♂️ @blackranga.blacksky.app · 18h

The more I think about Wendy Osefo’s mugshot the more irritated I get. Why does she look so proud? 🤣

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 18h

LMFAOOO

I’m not saying this is accurate… but I’m not , not saying it

😂😂😂

fairy type pokemon @naturallyniy.bsky.social · 19h

i’m helping @itsmscoco.bsky.social clumsy self sksks

Elli Ellz👻 @ellithatgirl.blacksky.app · 20h

Oh no! The villain spotted yall mid convo!

In a panic, everyone got separated on accident.

You & the 2nd friend you tagged start running away but the villain is close behind... All of a sudden your friend trips.

Are you stopping to help them up or are they on their own while you keep running?

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 21h

Lmfaooooooooo this is on the website for the restaurant Bestie picked for her birthday…

What exactly are “novelty pieces” ??

Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 22h

a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right

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Spooky Pumpkin Bread 🎃🕸️ @zachia.blacksky.app · 22h

I love when people smile in their mugshots 😭😂

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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 1d

READ A BOOK

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 22h

COME ON Glasses!!!!

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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 23h

If you:

1. Go to chrome://flags
2. Type in "AI" in the Search Flags bar
3. Turn all the "Defaults" to "Disabled"

You can turn off ALL the AI bullshit in Chrome.

Here's a demonstration
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si1s...

How to Remove AI Mode from Google Chrome URL/Address Bar

YouTube video by Droidwin

www.youtube.com

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Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 22h

it’s nighttime in the Fall.

Like … I love you girl. But, I will be in Black.

Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 22h

I’ve been over here cackling for 10 minutes thinking about how badly my bestie is gonna curse me out because the best I can do for this “pink theme” she’s come up w/ for her birthday dinner is a clutch.

(And panties)

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killer kung-fu wolf bitch 🫶🏽 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 23h

Don’t by Bryson Tiller used to have me in the nastiest chokehold lol.

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SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 23h

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