dash
@itwasdash.bsky.social
dash. white ashkenazi jew / 30s / nb lesbian
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dash
@itwasdash.bsky.social
· Nov 6
hi i'm dash. i will do anything for a beautiful woman
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you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to otto apocalypse
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to otto apocalypse
my poor, cold, stupidass car. i'm gonna be too late to get a good spot
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
my poor, cold, stupidass car. i'm gonna be too late to get a good spot
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our passing satellite has sent back new data from Planet Goose #gooseplanet #planetofthegeese
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
our passing satellite has sent back new data from Planet Goose #gooseplanet #planetofthegeese
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gotta say dream about spitting out teeth and tissue in between giving oral is a new one
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
gotta say dream about spitting out teeth and tissue in between giving oral is a new one
i think i'm very funny which is unfortunate for everyone else
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
i think i'm very funny which is unfortunate for everyone else
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oh cool scott adams finally died
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
oh cool scott adams finally died
why is it so fucking humid in here. the paper is goddamn damp
January 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
why is it so fucking humid in here. the paper is goddamn damp
my fucking id got yanked off my carabiner at some point and i don't know where it is so that's fucking great. if i can't find it that's 20$ to replace it 😭
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
my fucking id got yanked off my carabiner at some point and i don't know where it is so that's fucking great. if i can't find it that's 20$ to replace it 😭
one day i won't ruin a pair of underwear during my period. i have to believe
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
one day i won't ruin a pair of underwear during my period. i have to believe
first papercut of the new year and it's been five minutes of being clocked in
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
first papercut of the new year and it's been five minutes of being clocked in
catching up with a book is so painful. what do you mean i have to wait for the next chapter. what do you mean you have to still write it
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
catching up with a book is so painful. what do you mean i have to wait for the next chapter. what do you mean you have to still write it
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had burger
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
had burger
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DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION (BEST SCENE)
November 30, 2024 at 6:11 AM
DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION (BEST SCENE)
i want friends and i want to feel included. but i also want to lay down and read for most of my waking hours. and that has been easily winning for the past several years
January 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
i want friends and i want to feel included. but i also want to lay down and read for most of my waking hours. and that has been easily winning for the past several years
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And our CEO has laid a new year egg.
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
And our CEO has laid a new year egg.
dash's top five movies of the century
1. clue
2. josie and the pussycats
3. galaxy quest
4. blade
5. young frankenstein
1. clue
2. josie and the pussycats
3. galaxy quest
4. blade
5. young frankenstein
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
dash's top five movies of the century
1. clue
2. josie and the pussycats
3. galaxy quest
4. blade
5. young frankenstein
1. clue
2. josie and the pussycats
3. galaxy quest
4. blade
5. young frankenstein