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Asahi's Corrections Officer

@smuggestsage.bsky.social

1.9K followers 91 following 5.4K posts

my name nep. dumb idiot chained by the neck to stb post patch. playing a weird lizard tribunus from the XIIth. I think Asahi is neat. Mayor of Brutustown and twitter's favorite perfect little angel🫶 21+||minors DNI pls ty! 🔞 https://vgen.co/asahi

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 5h

I know his ass hates Sheetz

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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 2d

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOBBLERS, WAWA

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 5h

YEAH....ugh ugh ugh ugh

Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 5h

Basically I was off wegovy for like 6+ months and then just started again but my psychiatrist prescribed .5 when I was only ever on .25 before and I was like idk he knows best I guess and oh my god I'm going to die

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 5h

My psychiatrist gave me the wrong dose for new meds I am going to [redacted]

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 5h

Vommed like all day and haven't eaten in two I think it's the end goodbye nep nation post about Asahi's waxed balls for me

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 17h

I love my friends who care me so much

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zero_una @zerou-pan.bsky.social · 19h

いつかの秋の終わり🍂📷

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nephilimirium is lost somewhere @nephiieatsuranium.bsky.social · 3d

let's record one more time
#ffxiv #ffxivart #jullus

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sleeping like 12 hours a day this week and still wake up tired and wanting to go back to sleep the whole day...I'm like unbearably sleepy what is HAPPENING I can get like nothing done at all this sucks

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jude paw picture diary 🐱 @judepaw.bsky.social · May 14

they both fell for the same cryptocurrency scam after this.
#judepawgpose
feat. @loveslegacy.etheirys.social

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 2d

trump not being confident in his ability to pronounce Andy Ngo's name is the real price of him dodging the draft. to this day my grandpa orders in a perfect vietnamese accent. i never have the heart to tell him we're at an indian restaurant, but still

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah no it makes me feel gross and upset, I don't wanna spoil anything for people this might pop up in front of but, idk. It's so upsetting and tone deaf

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The Ghost Of Cohost. CoGhost. Gohosohssosost @ceresultra.bsky.social · 1d

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 1d

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

SPIT YOUR SHIT OH MY GOD there are so many games and characters to be horny about, this shit is pissing me off so bad

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goblin homing missile 🔞 @goblinchamber.bsky.social · 1d

sighs and flips the counter on "days since nep has had a chemical related incident" back to zero

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

LONG

Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

(Grips my fist tightly) pretty elezen

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

OOPSIEEEE

Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

Xiv modders can be such evil grifters I do not trust like that

Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing a notification in a modding comms channel for something I know takes 30 seconds and dropping everything to rush to their dms to be like DO NOT PAY ANYONE I WILL DO THIS FOR FREE GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME TO GET ON MY COMPUTER PLEASE

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

I'm in your walls

Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

read garlean Yamasc I'm cooked

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't taken wegovy in so long but I was like pfff I don't need to read the instructions

Took it out after the first click instead of two and squirted the medicine everywhere and my thigh is bleeding I'm really good at everything I think

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 1d

Will eating food fix me