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marcel
@itzmarcel.bsky.social
🕹️ Avid gamer. All ♒ 👊🏾Blerd 🐸 ?

Always aim to explore solutions rather than dwell on problems. ALL about the vibes.

#SkyClear ✅✈️
#blacksky ✊🏿🖤
I am never buying pink salmon again...it just doesn't hit the taste buds the same as Atlantic salmon...
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Why the hell is 87 back to $3.25???

I want the $2.25 price back!!!
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Damn Tekken 8 about to drop a new baddie but I been having too much fun with Miary Zo!
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TikTok how you gonna offer me a selection of music to use for a clip and then try to tell me nearly a month later the sounds are UNAUTHORIZED? 😂🤔
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Finally took time to watch His & Hers, and man, I did not expect things to go the way they did!!
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Freaky ASS 😋
Which "ASS" are you?

Aries: Picky ASS
Taurus: Stubborn ASS
Gemini: Sweet ASS
Cancer: Loving ASS
Leo: Crazy ASS
Virgo: Smooth ASS
Libra: Clever ASS
Scorpio: Snappy ASS
Sagittarius: Confused ASS
Capricorn: Mean ASS
Aquarius: Freaky ASS
Pisces: Irritating ASS
February 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Onto the next baddie! 😁
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I think I went a bit overboard shopping for new fits.

Thing is...I am not done. Wait till Spring/Summer roll around! 😋
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 AM
(overheard at McDonald's)

"Tell them I want a cheeseburger, well done. "

Ma'am, they are only made one way. This isn't a fine dining restaurant. 😂😂😂
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Idk why I still feel tired since hanging out Friday. 🥂 I figured having a good night's rest Saturday would have got me me right by now.
January 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Apparently this has become his new home. My socks are going to be evicted. 😂
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Decided to stop being lazy and expand my durag selection. 🙂‍↕️
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
People seem to drive worse and worse each year, so yeah I am staying in
Is everyone inside tonight?
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Shit.

How can I dispute that logic? 😌
Lemme sit on it while we’re debating so you can hear and feel where I’m cumming from
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Good morning good people!
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Goooood morning 🫶🏽
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I am starting to think my coworker don't care about bills or responsibilities anymore. Coochie don't have him thinking straight anymore. 🤔😂
December 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
IDK why most people even own a smartphone these days?

Calling to ask what a number is to another location is just as easily as using ...(gasp) the search engine on YOUR phone. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh no! How will I go on? 😭
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I mean. . . where is the lie?
😂😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This weekend, it's time to renew my cologne collection!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tis the season!! 😋
I wanna kiss a few of yall on here fr
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This game is clean. Not too fond of the simple controls but it is what it is...
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Damn lmao
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Wait, wut??? 🤔😁

What are your thoughts on this??
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM